Hey guys! Three chapters in one day! Wow, I'm efficient. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the third chapter.

Disclaimer- You know what? No, I don't own Twilight. But I do own Vampire Ninja Waffle, who totally pwns Twilight! So BURN!


Chapter Three: Purple Flamingo Relocation

Jeff: So you actually decided to show up for episode three? Wow, you guys must really love us!

Mr. Kittywhale: Yeah, I mean, if I had a choice there would be no way I would ever-

Jeff: (glares at Mr. Kittywhale)

Mr. Kittywhale: I mean, uh….Welcome back to The Amazing Adventures of Aro the Arotastic!

Jeff: Instead of boring you with mindless drabble like we usually do, we're just going to get right to it! Enjoy the show!

(Cuts to Aro and Vampire Ninja Waffle playing Texas Hold 'Em)

Vampire Ninja Waffle: Oh yeah! A royal flush! I believe you owe me one trillion million dollars!

Aro: Impossible! Look, I have this fat guy here! And the weirdo lady! And the A's! That's got to count for something!

Vampire Ninja Waffle: Unfortunately, my un-poker-educated friend, that counts for nothing.

Aro: Nothing?

Vampire Ninja Waffle: Zip. Nada. None.

Aro: Wow. I suck at this.

Marcus: (runs in the room suddenly) Hey guys! Wanna play capture the flag with me, Caius, Jane, Alec and Dimitri?!

Aro: Yeah!

(They run off to their capture the flag lair in a secluded area in Thailand.)

Jane: Before we start, we need codenames!

Aro: Ooh! Ooh! I have one!

Jane: (rolls eyes) Yes, Aro?

Aro: I can be Purple Flamingo!

Jane: Whatever.

(A series of codenames and one temper tantrum later)

Caius: I refuse to be called Grumpy-Pants!

Jane: Too bad! Commence operation steal flag!

(They play for about six days, neither team winning. Suddenly, Aro has a brilliant idea!)

Aro: I have a brilliant idea!

Dimitri: Ooh! What?!

Aro: I'll grab our flag and poof somewhere random where they won't find us!

Dimitri: Great plan!

(Aro steals the flag and, in a gathering of green clouds, poofs to a random place he cant decipher. A group of rabid squirrels spots him and, all at the exact time, pounces on him.)

Aro: Ahh! Stupid squirrels!

Mystery Voice: (laughs wildly) Yeah! Get him!

(Cuts to Jeff and Mr. Kittywhale.)

Jeff: Woah! Cliffie!

Mr. Kittywhale: See if you can guess who that was!

Jeff: Easy! It was -

Gustaff: You don't tell someone to guess and then tell them the answer you dipstick!

Jeff: Ha! Dipstick is a funny word!

Mr. Kittywhale: Tune in next time to find out who the mystery voice was and get a glimpse of Caiuss leotard!

Jeff: Bye bye!


So, who do you think the mystery voice is? Tell me in a review and the first person to guess gets a cyber hug! I hope to see you all next episode!