The Hangover: Twilight Edition
Author's Note: I am so sorry this has taken so long to write but life has been hectic. I am off of work for an entire week for an accidental vacation so I should have quite a few chapters up. I hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything I am just playing with it all.
Chapter 2
When the guys woke up the next morning they had a splitting headache and they didn't really know how their hotel room had gotten completely trashed. They also didn't know what happened the night before. Emmett was the first to wake up, groaning as he did so and rubbed a hand over his face and eyes to wipe away the dried up drool that had collected during the night. First, he noticed that he was asleep in the middle of the floor in the living room area of the suite. He winced when he rubbed his hand over the left side of his face. "What the hell?" Emmett thought. He stumbled over to where Jasper was sprawled out on the floor in the living room area and kicked him awake.
"What?" Jasper said startled awake. Jasper rubbed his eyes and looked around the trashed hotel room. "Dude, what the hell happened?"
"I don't know. I don't remember anything other than the roof." Emmett groaned.
"Ugh!" Jasper groaned "That's all I fucking remember. This room is TRASHED, dude."
"I know! I know! Rosie's gonna kill me when she sees I maxed out the card to pay for this shit." Emmett said "I just wish I knew what the fuck happened last night in here."
"Hey guys." Jacob said entering the room "What the hell happened last night?"
"We were sitting here wondering the same thing." Jasper said stretching a bit.
"Ah well, let's go get Edward and head down to breakfast and try to figure out how the hell we are going to fix this damn hotel room back the way we found it." Emmett said.
"OK, I'll go check his room." Jacob said.
"I've got to take a leak." Jasper said heading toward the bathroom. As soon as Jasper opened the door there was a loud growl followed by the barking and snarling of a HUGE bullmastiff. Jasper immediately rushed out of the bathroom, slamming the door shut behind him.
"What the hell was that?" he asked and Emmett looked over at him and shrugged.
"I dunno, it sounds like a dog to me dude." Emmett replied.
"That's a HUGE fucking dog. He's a BEAST!" Jasper said. "Who's fucking dog is it?"
"Damn if I know. I can't even remember what happened last night, how should I know who's dog that is?" Emmett asked and just then Jacob appeared out of Edward's room with a worried look on his face.
"Dudes, Edward's not in there." Jacob said "Holy shit, Emmett! You've got a huge fucking scorpion tattooed on your face."
"What?" Emmett yelled. Jasper looked over at Emmett, noticing the tattoo for the first time since waking up.
"Yeah, that things covers then entire left side of your face." Jasper said and Emmett rushed frantically around the room looking for a mirror. When he finally found one he yelled.
"Holy SHIT!" Emmett yelled rubbing his left hand over the side of his face. That's when he noticed a thin gold band sitting on his finger. "Oh no! No No No NO!"
"Dude, it's cool! You can get it removed at the parlor down the street." Jasper said.
"NO! You fucking idiot…not the tat! I can handle the tat!" Emmett spat "What's THIS?" he said pointing to the ring on his hand.
"Looks like a wedding ring to me, man. Who's the lucky lady?" Jacob said.
"If I knew that I wouldn't be freaking out now would I?" Emmett replied.
"Well let's go down and we will figure all of this out, Eddie is probably down there waiting for us anyway." Jasper said and they headed to the closet for their coats and upon opening the door there stood a baby. The baby looked up at the three men and started squalling. Jasper and Emmett looked at each other and then at the baby, panic etched all over their faces.
"Who's baby is that?" Jacob finally said breaking the silence and both Jasper and Emmett shrugged. "Oh Well, I'll get the baby. Let's go find Edward."
Jacob picked up the baby, along with the strap-on carrier and they all three headed to the elevator. They walked downstairs and down to the grill, Edward was not there. They started to formulate a plan to find him and hopefully find out what happened the night before.
"So, what do you guys remember?" Jasper said pulling out a pen and a napkin.
"Caesar's Palace." Jacob said.
"Yeah, Yeah and then the Mirage." Emmett said.
"I guess that's where we met the mystery wife of yours." Jasper said. He wrote everything down and then finally said "OK yeah, this is all bogus because I don't remember a fucking thing that happened after the roof when we took those shots you gave us Jacob."
"Me either." Emmett and Jacob said.
"OK, Emmett call your credit card and have them fax the hotel any transactions done last night. Maybe that will give us a lead." Jasper said and Emmett got on it. A few minutes later Emmett gets the fax from the front desk and heads back to the table.
"OK, it's got a swipe from here and at Caesar's Palace. Then a place called Coyote Ugly inside New York-New York, the last swipe was at Graceland Chapel. My god! I am so FUCKED if Rosalie sees this before I get home." Emmett says.
"OK, OK! Just Chill, dude." Jasper said "They are leads as to where to find Edward and how to find out what the FUCK happened last night. OK, now we need to find out who's baby that is and who's fucking DOG that is." Jasper added waving his hands erratically and pointing to the baby strapped to Jacob's chest.
"Dude, Dude. Look at your wrist, is that a hospital bracelet?" Emmett said motioning to Jasper's arm. Jasper chuckled.
"Must have been a hell of a night for you to be married, with a tat on your face, a baby in our coat closet and a huge fucking beast dog in our bathroom and Edward is still missing." Jasper said.
"Well let's check out the hospital lead first. Then we will go from there." Emmett said and they all agreed before heading to the front to get the valet to bring their rental car around. When the valet pulled back up they were in a Los Vegas Police SUV.
"That's not our car." Emmett said to the valet.
"This is the one you brought back to the hotel, officers." the valet replied handing Jasper the keys. Jasper glanced at Emmett and Jacob before shrugging and getting in to driver's seat of the car. They drove across town to Las Vegas General Hospital and parked out front. They walked to the back and asked to see the doctor written on the bracelet. A young looking doctor walked out of the back and greeted them.
"Ah, Mr. Whitlock. I see you're head healed nicely overnight." the doctor said.
"Yes, sir." Jasper said "Um, what exactly was I in here for last night?"
"You don't remember?" the doctor asked and Jasper shook his head. "You were in a bar fight over at Coyote Ugly, got hit pretty hard. You were treated for a concussion and some cuts on your head."
"Honestly doctor, we don't remember much about last night. Do you know if we had another guy with us when we came? Kind of tall with unruly bronze hair and a crooked smile?" Jasper asked.
"No, it was just the three of you. It was about 5 am when you came in." the doctor said "But I think I may know why you guys don't remember anything. The tox screening we gave you when you arrived was positive for rufalin."
"I'm sorry, doctor." Emmett piped up. "But what is rufalin?"
"It's a date rape drug, normally called a "Roofie". I'm not sure how you boys came in contact with it but it seems you all three were dosed." the doctor said.
"Thank you, doctor." Jasper said and they started to walk off and heard the doctor chuckle to himself and say "tourists" to himself. Next they went to Coyote Ugly and talked to the bouncer there.
"Well HELLO!" the bouncer said fist pounding the boys "How are out high rollers doing today?"
"High rollers?" Emmett asked.
"Oh yeah! You guys showered our girls all night last night, and YOU Mr. McCarty…you walked away with someone everybody in the bar was trying to talk to." he said.
"I did?" Emmett said.
"Oh yeah, you two talked about going to Graceland Chapel…shocked the shit out of a lot of people since you just met and she's kind of a big name and all." the bouncer said.
"Big name?" Jasper asked.
"Yeah…an actress…can't remember her name right off the top because we have a lot of celebs coming in and out all the time. Um she was a hot little number…Anna something." the bouncer said.
"I guess we will check there next." Jasper said "Do you remember another guy coming in with us?"
"Oh yeah, Mr. Cullen right? Yeah, I remember him. He was pretty blitzed by the time you guys left. Kept going on and on about getting married Sunday, said it was his bachelor party." the bouncer said "He left with you guys to go to Graceland."
"One more thing, did that actress have a baby?" Jacob asked.
"She said her sister was in town and she was watching her sister's child after she left here so I guess so, yeah." the bouncer said.
"Thanks man." Jasper said and the bouncer fist pounded them one more time before they headed toward the Graceland Chapel. When they entered the Graceland Chapel, the owner greeted them the same way the bouncer over at Coyote Ugly did. They were on a roll and were about to find out JUST who Emmett had married.
