Sound the drum roll it is time for Pokemon Spotlight!
(Ood Steve starts drum roll on a small snare drum)
Today we will be discussing…
Pokemon Spotlight: Zubat
Ok for the people who know nothing and live underground or in caves (where you would find Zubats) you will find Zubat anywhere that is dark, in cave, underground, your mother's house… No just kidding about that last one. But anyway I will ask some questions about this weak little noob Pokemon for the creators of Pokemon. Ok Ood Steve you can stop the drum roll now. (Ood Steve leaves the room)
Although it does suck like Bidoof it is still pretty bad. Even in regular or Pokemon logic.
Here are some things I don't even get.
If it gets scared when there is light then shouldn't they like die if you send them out into battle?
How does it have no eyes when it is a Zubat, yet magically grow something as important as eyes when it is a Golbat?
How does it almost quadruple in size when it evolves into a Golbat and how does it's mouth become like three times bigger than it's body?
How does it become metal when it evolves into Crobat? I could understand it if it evolved with like a metal coat, but turns into metal with friendship?
Why does it become big when it evolves into Golbat but it grows smaller when it evolves into a Crobat?
That is what I am wondering.
Our statistics show its feeble body, no eyes, weak moves, and not so great evolutions show that this Pokemon is close to the bottom of the food chain… But know Pokemon can get farther down on the food chain then Bidoof, because Bidoof sucks!
Known as the bat Pokemon… Well that is a bit obvious but, its types are Poison and Flying. It evolves into Golbat at level 22 and Crobat by high… friendship? Who thought of the idea of Pokemon being friendly with you, me, your mother, Chuck Norris, Barney, anyone, that it will evolve?
If you find it I advise you to just ignore it. Seriously just ignore. If you don't me and Ood Steve will come to your home, or your parents' if you live with them and we will bring flamethrowers and burn it down. And then we'll go for a latté, Ood Steve likes lattés. Also did you know Zubat doesn't even have a nose? So it is just mouth, body, ears, two tails, and a set of wings. The Pokemon corporation must have gotten lazy on this not very well thought of Pokemon.
Some Zubat trivia: To date, every villainous team in the main series of games has had at least one Zubat of their member's use.
And this gets me ticked, Zubat was one of the first Pokemon that could learn Mean Look though it has no eyes! Urrgghhh! You stupid Pokemon creators! Why do you give a Pokemon a move like Mean Look but doesn't have any eyes? It's like giving a Starymie or Staryu a move like Fake Tears when it doesn't have eyes to cry with either!
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the useful information my review had to offer!
Have a good day and don't forget my advice about the Zubat because me and Ood Steve didn't forget it. (Ood Steve comes in wearing a black leather jacket, dark shades, and a flamethrower.) See, Ood Steve is like a steel trap when it comes to memory. A steel trap, baby! (Puts on matching jacket, glasses, and flamethrower.)
