Third Chapter up! I'm so happy hearing all the positive feedback and being allowed to use the OCs/Reader-Inserts from the kind readers! It all makes me so happy, I can't help but keep this going and getting all giggly and excited, I guess my little rant was a good job too, predators have stayed away from me~! :D So at the end of this chapters our beloved Reader-Inserts (and the beginning of the next chapter) make their offical debut, and just because they've debuted doesn't mean that more aren't welcome, I'd love to get both genders since I LOVE YAOI/SHOUEN-AI and I may add in the girls at some point. Now I've been asked if this story is plotless or not and to be honest it does have a plot, a nice and steady slow plot that will only give the tip of the iceberg for a while, so we won't be done within a few chapters, this thing will be going on for a LONG time I'm sure, and I'll accept OCs until I actually say that it's enough to get them. I'll use everyone's OC to the best of my ability and there won't be much if any hogging the spot light (except my own OC since it's kind of told from her perspective o.e), such I may use some a little more than others but that will only be for certain points, I do this often, just giving some future information~ In other news... my cute RoChu fanfiction is finally done! My own stories aren't but those are hard to finish completely! I've been doing good in school too (Yay!) so I get more time to write this and other stories. Still supposed to be funny and cracky, so please enjoy it like I did! Also I'll still, if by request, add other charatcers later but you must leave a review or a PM for me to know you want them here! (Like Prussia, Romano, Spain, Autria, Hungary, etc.)
Summary: What happens when one fanart ends up casting an actual spell bringing the Allies and Axis to our world? And during their stay in our reality they stumble upon all of the based works of themselves /Self-Insertion, appreciates some back up and materials :p/ (Gives Credit to Respective Owners of Course)
Rating: T-M (May change later for various reasons)
Warnings: Yaoi/Yuri/Shouen-ai/Shoujo-ai, Hetero couples, OCs, Fangirl attacks, FanBased Works, Self Insertions, Randomness, Other
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN Hetalia: Axis Powers, Hidekaz Himarua-sensei DOES! I ALSO DO NOT OWN THE IDEA OF CHARACTERS FINDING THEIR OWN FANFICTIONS, DOUJINSHIS, FANARTS, ETC. OF COURSE I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO DOES! I ONLY OWN A FEW JOKES, MY TWO OCs AND SOME DIALOGUE!
(As a note and another warning too, obviously I've warned that there's self-insertion in this story, and others can be instered too. So if anyone just wants to come here and review with something stupid like a little jackass you can click the little back button up top or keep your mouth shut. You'd be the dumbass to read something you knew you weren't going to like and I will tell you off in the rudest way possible. I am NOT forcing you to read this and I am NOT holding a gun to your head, I do NOT have Germany or Switzerland holding you at gun point if you don't read so don't come complaining your annoying ass to me if you don't like it. Got it? I love constructive critisizim and that's all I give to anyone else, I give you respect so I expect it back. I'm tired of the stupid, arrogant, jerks criticizing me without giving a single hint of what the hell was wrong in the first place! This obviously won't please everyone, my rant is over, no mean to offend but this needed to be said before any incidents got repeated. Thank you and enjoy.)
A Nation's Best Dream and Worst Nightmare... FANS!
Chapter Three: Awkward Meetings
~Last Time~
Hello everyone! Claire here! So each chapter we'll be doing a recap with either me or Zeairu as to what's happened so far, starting from the first chapter, on. So here's Chapter Three's 'The Story So Far' or 'The Overview':
~Chapter One~
Our lives just changed forever after that idiot, Ru-Ru chan, signed my new fanart of the Allies and Axis from Hetalia: Axis Powers. Sure she came up with the idea for the group portrait and that's why I allowed her to sign it with my special pen. But then BAM, the characters were really in my room and she accused me of being England for chrissake! We fangirled for a while once we realized it wasn't fake though.
~Chapter Two~
We finally calmed down, went through introductions, forgot Canada and felt bad about that, and tried to figure out what to do with them. We failed and it's all Ru-Ru chan's fault! After all of that we were in the hall talking quietly about what to do, she was too nonchalant about it! Ugh, but then it occured to me about all of the other fanworks and I brought it up :
"Say what if they find those things?"
"What things"
"You know, fanfictions, fanarts, doujinshis. All of those."
"Flattered or embarrassed I'm guessing."
"No I mean the YAOI ones."
... "Crap!"
I'm sure that this is all getting more and more... confusing...
After returning to the room, not much conversation had been exchanged other than the talkative Italian, Frenchman, Chinese and American. There were seldom statements by Japan, Germany and England but Russia didn't seem to speak again since he introduced himself, all he did was observe. Canada might've been talking too but no one could hear him or acknowledged his presence enough to hear him anyway, poor maple syrup lover. When they came it was around three thirty in the afternoon, we spent the rest of the afternoon talking though since me and Claire had finally calmed and adjusted ourselves to their presences here, so we could be more natural. But before we knew it, it was evening and nearing dinner time and yet again I was dragged into the hall by my brunette friend. "Okay genius I don't have enough food or money here to feed all of us!" she squeaked quietly as Italy seemingly floated out of the room at the sound of the word food, Germany harshly calling him from inside. We stared at the auburn hair male curiously, wonder how he could just float in, even though we were no longer in a show at the moment. "Yes Italy?" I asked. "Ve~ do you need any help cooking?" he asked, a blinding smile on his lips. We failed at trying to hide our troubled faces, until I noticed a devilish grin spread across Claire's mouth, "Say Italy. Can you tell everyone to be ready, we're going to Ru-Ru chan's house for dinner!" I was left speechless, when did we decide this? Before I could reject the proposal, er... more of a command, Italy had already disappeared into the room. "What the freakin' hell Air-chan?"
"You got more food, money and room in your place! It's only right."
"You're the one who... arg! Just because my parents are on vacation!"
"Come Queen of Nonchalantness, don't lose your cool, not like one of them will appear in your bed while your asleep. It'll be like a little sleepover."
"... If one does, I'm coming after you."
"What happened to your dream talk, eh?"
"The fear of getting raped by France..."
For a long moment we were both silent with a similar grimace on both of our faces, then Claire finally spoke, "I'll sleep in your bed tonight..."
"Uh... it'd be safer but..."
We listened to the disturbing excitement coming from France inside of the room, the fear for my vital regions increasing at a rapid rate, America was excited too but he wasn't going 'Ahonhonhon' with a possible rape face. "See they're so excited!" Claire cooed in my ear, with a sigh I finally agreed. "Son of a... fine damnit. But you owe me." A deep blush invaded my cheeks as I reentered the room to grab my hat. "Hey, hey Airu-chan! Who's cooking dinner?" Italy sang as he hugged me, I casually just fixed my hat on my head and answered, "Airu-chan? Uh... me I guess. But don't worry I'm not a terrible cook. Claire'll help too. My main thing will be dessert though..." I looked over at Japan's fearful face, "It won't be florescent I swear!" he exhaled in relief, no scary colored American 'pastries' for him. I slipped my coat on as Claire went to shut off lights and lock doors and windows.
"Where do you live?" France asked, I didn't look at him but just the question was enough to send chills down my spine.
"The other side of town with at my grandparents' old home. I live there with my parents and siblings who are currently on vacation."
"Then why aren't you with them?" England asked slowly.
"Ahh... I'm the only one still in school. Even though it's my vacation month, they'll be gone for more than the time of my vacation since they just left yesterday. Anyway, you ready Air-chan?"
"Yeah, come on." Claire said, no one noticing that she had been in the door way for a while now. I went over to her and we started for the door, listening for the guys to follow which didn't take too long. Once outside we started to break the awkward silence. "I can fit five in my car and Ru-Ru chan can fit four in hers. So we're gonna split you guys up into groups." Claire said, eyeing her object of derranged obsession, Russia, until I cut in to progress her torture, "So, since my car's taller and we want everyone to be comfortable, I'll have Russia and Germany in my car." She glared daggers at me, trying to keep down the growl I know she was desiring to release but it didn't work too long, "You are an ass!" "Wow you're on such a cosplaying roll today Air-chan! First you somehow became England and now you've turned into Austria! Good going!" I sarcastically remarked, she was fuming as I turned to the Germany and Russia and said my apologizes, "Sorry that you two have to get stuck together for a car ride, it's just you both are so tall!" But for once I didn't expect what my pissed off friend was next saying, "Well then I'll take the smaller ones, no offense intended. Japan, China and Italy too." I stiffened at the sound of two particular names but managed to keep on a fake sweet smile on my lips, plotting her death in my mind. "Fine. But then that leaves the four that are relatively the same height, England, France, America and Canada."
"Alright, seperate France and England so there isn't much fighting."
"Then you take Canada and France. I'll take America and England."
"Why don't I get a say in this?"
I simply just widened my grin that only she, and possibly Russia since he had mastered this, could read as, 'To-Increase-Your-Torture', the others thought nothing of it since I didn't obtain a purple aura. I went back to my supposed sweet self as I opened my car and noted that I was significantly shorter than all of the guys that were about to enter. America took the front passanger's seat, and England sat in the back between Russia and Germany, realizing also that I may have World War III begin in my car. "Dude you have a sweet ride!" America commented on my deep red Cadilac to where I simply nodded and thanked him. Once all strapped in I became slightly concerned for Claire, she was stuck with France and it looked as if he was in the front seat, Canada by the window, China at his side, Japan next to him and then finally Italy. Her car, like most of her clothing was a shade of green, it was pretty and didn't stand out much although whenever our cars were parked together we looked like Christmas came early.
I decided it was time to start my car, out of habit I was never looking up whenever I started it and only glanced up after the engine was surely on. When I glanced up this time though there was a group of girlsup the street, about seven or so. Some were tall and some were shorter, but they all had that trademark fangirl aura to them which meant that our beloved Axis and Allies had been detected and people were coming to meet them and do somethings that could be considered unspeakable in some cases. I became uneasy and hoped I wasn't the only one who saw them since I could've just been paranoid, but of course my unease became contagious, "Are you alright?" I heard a British accent ask from behind me, I merely glanced up at the mirror into his emerald eyes and gulped. "Y-yeah I'm fine..." I wasn't too sure if they had spotted the guys yet with their distance but it was in the currently unwritten rule book of fandom crossed with reality: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A FAN, THEY COULD BE CRAZED!
They all were pretty similar in dress, one in black off to the side though and one had the nerve to wear short shorts in this weather! It made my head swim with an obnoxious amount of insanity! Until my phone rang from my side with Russia'a Marukaite Chikyuu as the ringtone, I knew it was Claire, since that's the ringtone I picked for her, but I was either too distracted or too embarrassed as Russia's grin grew across his lips from the back of my seat, "Are you going to answer that, da?" his thick accented voice asked from behind me. "Y-y-yeah..." my hand shot for my phone and answered it right before it went to voicemail, the girls still apporaching. "Hello?"
"DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?"
"No hello? How rude but if you mean fangirls heading right for us than yes, yes I do."
"Okay! I thought I was CRAZY!"
"Why are you yelling? It's hurting my ear, lower your voice."
"Sorry, but what do we do?"
"Remain calm and drive?"
"Road rage?"
"Would be fun but I don't wanna get stopped by the cops today."
"Okay, which way we taking Ru-Ru chan?"
"The long way to make sure we lose them..."
"Alright then, I'll update you. You lead."
"Sure, bye."
I hung up and reversed, barely missing a tree on the other side of the street, making me squeak and shutter. "Are you sure you're a fit driver?" England snapped, possibly suffering from whiplash. "S-sorry... I'm just a little startled by something... I'll be fine." I sighed, America grabbing the wheel made me spazz just that much more. "DON'T BE AN IDIOT! WE'D BE NEAR DEAD IF YOU DID THAT WHILE I WAS MOVING!" "Calm down, you shouldn't drive in this condition!"
"STOP TRYING TO BE A DAMN HERO! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRASH!"
"I AM THE HERO! And we're not even moving!"
"DON'T YELL AT ME!" I nearly cried, so frustrated. This yelling went on for a while until Germany and England started yelling at us and Russia's purple aura began to swirl around him, Claire was beeping the horn at us and the fans had stopped to stare at the strange sight in front of them... yeah I failed at trying to keep my cool under this terrible pressure from unknown sources. I'm sure I pissed off some people and seemed immature too so I finally bit my tongue... no literally but I didn't let anyone see the blood that trickled from it inside my mouth... and just drove the long way home, suppressing tears from embarrassment. It took a near half hour longer to get to my home from Claire's than it normally would've, we parked in the back of the large house that I shared with my family to conceal our vehicles. Going first to unlock the house I allowed some tears to slip, a good day was quickly going sour as I heard Claire's voice from the bottom of the steps, "You okay?" I inhaled to calm myself and spoke as easily as I could manage,
"Yeah, why do you ask?"
"Because you're crying."
"Am not."
"You were stressed, it's not your fault. You just don't deal with stress well."
"I don't know what you're talking about." I finally got the door open and casually entered, turning back with dry eyes and a fake smile. "Come on now, my house doesn't bite." Claire and some others frowned but said nothing, what could they say after all... it wasn't like it was going to work after all. They all stayed in the dining room as I went to the kitchen to cook, Claire eventually joined me, a pissed off look crestening her face, "What the freaking hell Zeairu?" "Why so formal Air-chan?" I asked, slightly sarcastic. "You know why! God what's up with you all of a sudden! You were fine eariler and then you just started acting funny in the car!" she growled. "I thought it wasn't my fault. So mean. Say help me with dinner. I wanna do some pasta and grilled fish with veggies and bread." I said nonchalantly. "Don't change the subject all of a sudden! I wanna... wow that actually sounds pretty good. I'll do the fish and bread then." she eventually calmed, guess she realized that I wasn't going to answer her, and for good reasons too... I didn't really know why I acted that way, I just freaked out from everythign happening at once I guess. Claire wouldn't pry for long either so it was a good thing about her, she was like a sister to me and I just so happened to piss her off pretty often and vise-versa... sibling rivalry much? But she forgot about our desputes pretty quickly when food became the new topic, now she wasn't an amzing chef, the main thing she could do was fish and bread though and she made those so good!
"Make your special red cheese sauce for the pasta too! And what about dessert?" she was eager, already getting out her ingridents and warming the grill. "Dunno... maybe a chocolate cake with green tea icing and strawberries?" I sighed as I placed the water to boil. "Ve~ you're making pasta?" an Italian accent drifted into the kitchen from the hall, both of us looked to see the friendly Italian. "Oh hey Italy. Yeah we're making pasta with her special red cheese sauce, grilled fish, veggies and fresh bread." Claire answered for me sicne I was making the icing for my cake. "Can I help?" he asked, entering the kitchen and gazing around. "Sure, can you watch the pasta for me?" I asked, pointing my nose in that general direction. "Sure~!" It felt like a dream again, the nice smells from the kitchen were very calming and the smiles were so contagious, by the time the actual meal was done I had the cake cooling and the icing in the fridge to stiffen. We took the food and plates to the dinner room, filling this room as well with the tasteful smells wafting from the food that was freshly prepared. "Sorry for my earlier actions, hopefully after dessert I can be forgiven for my immaturity." I slowly said, placing the dishes in front of everyone.
Dinner went smoothly, conversation was good and when dessert was brought there were a lot of smiles, one even from Japan at the non-radioactive looking cake icing. Throughout most of the time I recalled being back in the kitchen when Italy stared at my sauce, his eyes actually half open as he sniffed it occasionally and muttered in Italian. All of this was making me feel better even though me and Claire had to washed the dishes, through water and soap at each other every so often all along the way, when the doorbell rang and both of us froze with our eyes locked on one another. "Who could that be...?"
"Ru-Ru chan... it's really late, I think it's a bad idea to answer that."
"Nah... it'll be fine."
I went to the door despite Claire's worried but before I could answer it, it was busted open and I screamed in fear. Both her and the men burst into the hall as I had my second mental breakdown of the day, "MY DOOR DAMNIT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! WHAT THE FREAKING HELL!" the room became silent as my screams continued, at the near seven girls in my door way, the same ones from earlier. "C-calm down Zeairu... umm... may I ask why a door was just mutilated and my friend just had yet another mental breakdown... this one being completely called for actually though..." Claire calmly, secretly fuming by her face, stated as she attempted to hold me back, and that wasn't such a hard task since I wasn't all that big and didn't weigh all that much either, "And I thought you were the calm one..." she stared at me with a signature 'I'll-handle-it' face but I knew that she wasn't going to really handle this, she never really could without losing her cool as well. "We just really wanted to see them!" one of them said, stepping forward and jumping up and down. I was near trembling when it finally came to me that acting in such a manner probably wasn't the wisest choice and manages to calm myself enough to give a firm reply, "So you had to break my door?"
"Yep."
"... that's just rude."
Wooh! Third chapter done! :D Review please~ I need some more ideas and other characters to keep this funny, you all get credit and live a dream too, a two-for-one deal :D Gets better I swear. Just fill out this:
Nickname: (Prefers it having something to do with the FFN penname if possible)
Appearance: (What you look like physically, age and your clothing)
Peronality: (What do you act like, tsundere, yandere, all those things, and if you have a hidden personality please explain)
Other: (Anything else?)
You can either put it as a review or as a PM to me, if you want to add or take away things later then PM me please and thank you~! Also it helps for humor if you give me specifics on things like which characters are your favorites and favorite couples, all that! And how you would interact with other OCs may help a bit too.
And I've got a poll that'll help me with humor and ideas~! Are there any specific games that you'd want your character to play with the APH guys/girls? Like 'Spin the Bottle', 'Truth or Dare', etc. And are there specific things you'd like to happen in your character development? Tell me please~!
Also I've been thinking of something evil... after sometime I know I'll be pretty used to reader-inserts, self-inserts and parody randomness. But I want to put it to the test soon, whoever knows HetaOni... I wanna make one of these for HetaOni with this story being a little bit of a base for it, (as in this is where the APH met my characters and how they met them) for that I'd also be accepting Reader-Inserts, male and female. Now there will be rules like you just can't come in there and kill Steve, believe me it would be so short! (And I already wanna do that but will resist my urge to do so!) So tell me what you think, I'd love to hear from all of you!
Oki bye bye for now~!
