Hakureisaiga- I am glad that everyone is receiving this fic so well, 33 reviews in three days, not bad! Just so you know, I am not trying to challenge Namikaze09/Challenger's fic. The challenge was issued by Challenger and I like Namikaze09's version the best, so I decide to make one similar to his own. To TKD Master, since I can practically answer anyone since he or she doesn't have an account, the Tsunade arc…some will have Tsunade kicking Naruto's ass, but not as bad as the canon and there will be some where Naruto kicks Tsunade's ass…which one? I am quite sure you can figure it out. Now..I don't want to waste time answering reviews…read on how Naruto kicks ass!
Chapter 3- The True Meaning of Strength
Naruto looked at them with disgust and Kakashi said, "Did we make it?"
Genma said, "No, Kakashi, as you can see, Uchiha has been disqualified, declaring Gaara the winner. Now can you please move to the stands, you are interrupting the match."
Sasuke shouted, "What? No! I am supposed to fight him, this is my match."
Genma said, "Kid, you lost that match since you decided not to be on time…if your comrades were in danger for this, you would been shunned for the rest of your life for not saving your teammates, now beat it."
Sasuke charged at Gaara, but then a clone of Naruto moved in front and knocked out the Uchiha by slamming various punches in his solar plexus. The boy slumped to the ground and Naruto mercilessly kicked Sasuke to Kakashi's feet.
"Take your fuck buddy and leave…" The clone said coldly before flipping his former sensei the bird. Kakashi grabbed Sasuke and moved to the stands while Genma said, "As I was saying, the fifth match between Uzumaki Naruto and Sabaku no Gaara, hajime!"
Genma moved away and Naruto jumped back to avoid the sand. "Like Lee, his taijutsu is effective, but it was not enough….so I guess I have to rely on ninjutsu and if push comes to shove, Kyuubi's chakra." Our blond hero thought.
Naruto moved his hands and immediately flipped through hand signs, "Suiton: Mizurappa!" He spat water at Gaara, but the sand rose up to protect him from the water blast to Naruto's calculation. He smirked as he did the same jutsu again and again, making Gaara send new sand to protect him.
Gaara said, "Are you done yet? If so, I just have to kill you."
Gaara raised his hand and the sand reacted slowly to his command. "What?" Gaara said.
Naruto said, "You have never been to a beach, have you? Sand is not soluble to water, but reacts to make clumps when it is mixed with water. Since you control sand, water is your weakest element against your defense and since all of your sand is wet…."
Naruto appeared behind Gaara as he finished, "Means that you can't be protected at all."
Naruto sent Gaara a jaw-shattering punch to the face and made the Suna Jinchuuriki go sprawling on the ground. Meanwhile Lee and Gai just arrived to see Naruto's performance…both were surprised that Neji was beaten and furthermore Naruto was fighting an opponent that Lee couldn't survive against.
Naruto looked to see Lee was here and smirked, "Now for my next jutsu…..Kage Bunshin no Jutsu: Bushy-Brows style." A Kage Bunshin appeared, but in the form of Lee, "Alright, time to unleash the full power of youth." Naruto said, "Go, Lee!" The Lee Bunshin moved towards Gaara and began to plummet Gaara all over.
Gai were touched that Naruto gave his youthful student a tribute to him while Lee had tears in his eyes, silently thanking Naruto for his kindness. Just Gaara was able to dispel the Lee Bunshin with his sand and Naruto gave Gaara a roundhouse kick.
Gaara staggered back and Naruto did another one. Suddenly the camera closed in on Naruto's face as he said two words, "Road House." (A/N: I don't own this quote, Family Guy does and Third Fang inspired me to use this)
Gaara got up and sent his sand toward Naruto, who ducked under it and said, "Also another thing about your sand is that it has a whole bunch of minerals including some conductive ones. So lightning is also your weakest and your sand is laced with water too."
Gaara's eyes widened as Naruto said, "Raiton: Hiraishin!" Gaara screamed in pain as Naruto tapped the gourd on his back and electricity coursed through the Suna Jinchuuriki's body. The boy fell to the ground, panting and Naruto said, "Gaara, please give up…."
Gaara said, "No….you will not take my existence away from me."
Gaara's gourd slowly started to merge with his right side and then Naruto was staring into two different eyes, one was Gaara's teal eye and the other was Ichibi no Shukaku's eye, which was amber with an inverted star and four points in each corner.
Naruto said, "Okay, this might be a problem..."
Gaara shot forward and Naruto barely had time to duck from the blow. When Naruto looked at Gaara, he saw that a huge section of the wall was torn asunder. "Damn, if I don't do something….I am going to die really quickly."
Gaara roared at Naruto, "Are you afraid, Uzumaki Naruto?"
Naruto shouted back, "Am I? Hell yeah, but it is not going to stop me from beating you senseless. If I don't, you will just hurt other people and I can't let that happen. Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"
A horde of clones filled the arena and jumped at Gaara, who lifted his Shukaku arm and shouted, "Suna Shuriken!"
Some of the clones were dispelled, but the rest descended upon the Jinchuuriki to hold him for a minute. "Araton: Reiza Sakasu!" Beams of electricity sprang from Naruto's fingers and hit the clones along with Gaara. Smoke billowed from the wall and Sasuke became frustrated.
"What is happening? Where did Naruto get that jutsu and why is my Sharingan not copying it?" The Uchiha thought furiously.
Kakashi was surprised as well, "That jutsu…it's oddly familiar."
Gaara roared in pain and said, "This pain…..you are strong, Naruto Uzumaki…..I return the favor by spilling your blood!!!" Naruto looked to see that Gaara was covered with sand and looked more like the Shukaku itself.
Temari thought, "The transformation is almost complete….if it were to appear, everyone….would die."
The Kazekage thought, "Damn it, if Gaara transforms, the plan will be jeopardized."
Naruto said, "Your eyes….you have experienced the same path as mine, huh, Gaara. I can sympathize with you."
Gaara said, "What's wrong, Uzumaki…..are you so afraid of me? To fight for yourself or to fight for others. Just love yourself only! Fight for yourself, those are the definitions of the strongest."
Naruto said, "You are wrong, Gaara….if you have only yourself to fight, then who will have your back if you fall…no one….you will just fall deep into the black depths of hell. Me….I have friends that support me and I will fight for my loved ones….even if it kills me! Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"
Gaara countered, "Fuuton: Mugen Sajin Daitoppa!" The sandy wind blew past the clones, destroying them and flung Naruto into the wall.
Gaara said as he approached Naruto, "I won't kill you, but I will play with you. I wonder when you will just run away in fear, but it is not like I will let you do that."
Naruto shouted, "Suiton: Mizu Kamikiri!" A fast jet of water sprang toward Gaara and cut Gaara's arm, causing the Jinchuuriki to scream in agony. Naruto flipped through hand signs again and shouted, "Suiton: Lekuu no Jutsu!" Ice darts sprang from Naruto's mouth to fly towards Gaara and the monster dodged them only for Naruto to appear behind Gaara.
His tail tried to swipe Naruto, but the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki slid under his tail and said, "Two words….Bunshin…..Daibakuha." The clone exploded and Gaara was caught in the blast.
Naruto panted, "Did I get him?"
As the smoke cleared, Gaara was alive, but the sand was all messed up from the blast. "How did you know that the base under my tail was the weak point?"
Naruto said, "When I sent the clones in, I noticed that your back was against the wall….making a point that you were protecting some kind of weak point. Now….enough chatting, time to get serious."
Naruto threw a shuriken as he shouted, "Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"
The Jinchuuriki thought, "Kyuubi, I am getting low on chakra, juice me!"
Kyuubi said, "Got it!"
Naruto said, "Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" 2000 clones appeared and ran at Gaara, who was still recovering. "Take this….U..Zu…Ma…Ki….Naruto Nisen Renden. Gaara was sent to the ground as he thought, "How is this possible? Am I…being defeated?"
Before Gaara could do anything, Naruto's fingers burned with orange chakra as he shouted, "Gogyo Fuin!" He placed his finger over Gaara's heart, which where the seal was located at. Gaara instantly had the sand fall off of him and Naruto landed as he thought, "Phew, that was close. Good thing that Ero-Sennin taught me that before he went all Shukaku on me. Kyuubi, damage report!"
Kyuubi said, "You got 3 broken ribs that are healed, but other than that with a few lacerations and gashes, you are fine."
Naruto said, "Good, that means I can play with Temari-chan for a while."
Genma thought, "That boy is amazing and to think they call him the dead-last."
Naruto looked at Genma with a smile, "Well? Are you going to call the match?"
Genma said with a smirk, "Winner: Uzumaki Naruto."
Kiba said, "Go, Naruto!"
Ino said, "Amazing, he beat Neji and Gaara."
Temari thought, "Unbelievable, Gaara was defeated? No way!"
Kankuro thought, "That shrimp won the match against Gaara? He shouldn't be alive at all."
Sasuke said, "Impossible, all of those jutsu and I couldn't even copy them. What the hell is going on?"
Sakura thought, "Is Naruto actually stronger than Sasuke-kun? No way, that is impossible. What am I thinking? Of course, Sasuke-kun is the strongest, it was just a genjutsu…yeah, a genjutsu."
Kakashi thought, "Naruto….just how powerful you have gotten?"
Just then a white-haired man with a kabuki style dress code appeared beside Naruto, "Hey, gaki, I see that you have won."
Naruto said, "Yea, thanks for saving my ass with that sealing technique to you taught me, Jiraiya-sensei."
Jiraiya deadpanned, "This is the only time that you are going to call me that, isn't it?"
Naruto said, "Yes, probably, I still haven't forgiven you for peeping on my fiancé."
Jiraiya retorted, "How the hell I was supposed to know that?"
Naruto said, "You're my fricking godfather, damn it, you are supposed to know that."
Jiraiya shouted, "Excuse me? Your father didn't tell me anything!"
Naruto shouted, "Maybe because since you are a proclaimed super pervert, that was the reason he didn't tell you anything."
The crowd looked in shock as Naruto and Jiraiya were fighting back and forth. Ino asked, "Hey, who is that?"
Gai said, "That is Jiraiya-sama, one of the Legendary Sennin, the Toad Sage. He was taught with Hokage-sama along with his teammates Tsunade and Orochimaru back then. Despite his appearance, he can actually fight the Hokage on even terms."
Sasuke said, "How the hell Naruto know this guy?"
Gai said, "I can't answer that question either."
Mei slapped her forehead mentally, "Those two choose the time to fight now?"
Orochimaru thought, "Son of a bitch, Jiraiya is here too? Damn it, the Mizukage, Jiraiya, Sarutobi and that boy Naruto…if I do the invasion now, I will not get out of here alive…damn it, I will kill you later, Sarutobi-sensei…just you wait."
Genma said, "Umm, Jiraiya-sama, Naruto-san, can we continue the matches please?"
Both of them looked at Genma and nodded. Jiraiya said seriously, "I am glad you were able to beat Gaara, just leave everything to me now."
Naruto said, "Good, just fix Gaara's seal…I will see to him after my match."
Temari came down to face Naruto and said, "I forfeit!" Then she said directly to Naruto, "If you can beat Gaara, imagine what you can do to me."
Naruto said, "Plainly physically….I can put you in a sex-induced coma, but I wouldn't mare that pretty face of yours."
Temari said while blushing, "You are an enigma to me, Naruto."
Naruto said, "What can I say? I am known as the number one unpredictable ninja in Konoha."
Genma said, "Winner of the Chunin Exam Finals is Naruto Uzumaki."
The crowd cheered for Naruto, who smirked at this as it was ironic…the pariah of the village was being cheered since he potentially just saved their asses. Sarutobi, the Kazekage and Mei came down to Naruto with the rest of the genin, facing him and the old man said, "Thank you all for participating in this exam, now will the following please approach me as I call them. Sabaku no Temari….Nara Shikamaru….Uzumaki Naruto."
The three called stepped forward, Temari with a small smile, Shikamaru with a lazy look and Naruto with a large grin on his face, which almost made Mei's face break into a smile.
Sarutobi said, "You three have shown extraordinary skills in tactical expertise, strategy, cunning and trickery. You also used the terrain to your advantage and exploited your opponents' weaknesses. Therefore it is my honor and pride to dub you three as Chunin."
Mei handed them their certificates and their flak jackets, then she shook each one of their hands in respect. Naruto winked at Mei, who winked back at him. "Now to the rest of you, don't give up hope and proceed to do better next time. This concludes the Chunin Exams, we will see you in two years. Thank you for your time!"
The crowd moved away from their seats and the Kazekage left to go brood for a moment. Shikamaru said, "Man, I didn't want to be a chunin….it means more responsibility."
Naruto said, "But it gets your mother off your back."
Shikamaru said, "What a drag." He walked away to meet his team to congratulate him being a chunin.
Temari said, "I never thought you would beat Gaara, Naruto."
Naruto said, "It sounds like you were worried about me, Temari-chan."
Temari blushed and looked away as Naruto smiled, "So you were….well, thanks for caring. Now let's go see your brother….that seal of his should be fixed up about now."
Temari said, "How did you know that he had a seal?"
Naruto said, "We are the same except I had friends while he had no one but himself."
Suddenly a familiar voice called out his name, Naruto didn't need to look to see who it was since it was high-pitched. The Jinchuuriki grabbed Temari, "Let's go, I really don't want to talk to them." He made a half ram seal and Mizu Shunshin to Gaara's room.
Gaara's Room- Jiraiya was panting in exertion as he finally fixed Gaara's seal, then Naruto along with Temari appeared in the room. "Hey, gaki, who is this?" Jiraiya asked.
Naruto said, "This is Temari, Gaara's older sister."
Jiraiya said, "So you are the Kazekage's daughter?"
Temari nodded and asked, "How is Gaara?"
Jiraiya said, "He will be fine, whoever seals Shukaku inside of him was an amateur. Who puts a berserker seal on him and 3 pronged seal, that would just make Gaara's mind unstable."
Temari said, "It was my father….he only saw Gaara as a weapon and when he couldn't control him anymore, he sent assassins after Gaara, but the sand would always protect him. The final straw that made Gaara snap was when my uncle Yashamaru, my mother's brother died trying to kill him. He and Gaara were close once and Gaara just became cold."
Gaara's eyes fluttered open and he looked at Naruto. Then he started to scream, "Do…Don't come any closer. My existence….My existence can't be extinguished!"
Naruto said, "The pain of being alone…is not an easy one to bear."
Gaara was surprised to see tears in Naruto's eyes, "Why is it that I can understand you? Your feelings? I…already have people that are important to me…Hinata-chan, Choji, Shikamaru, Kiba, Akamaru, Hokage-jii, Mei-chan, Temari-chan,Ero-sensei. This people….I will not let you hurt them….even if you try to kill them, I will stop you even if it means I have to kill you."
Gaara said, "Why? Why would you go so far to protect them?"
Naruto answered, "They were the one who saved me from the hell you had no chance of escaping….they acknowledged my existence."
Gaara thought, "I see….that is why you are strong, Uzumaki Naruto."
Naruto said, "Your sister and brother, Temari and Kankuro…they accept you, but they couldn't reach you because you wouldn't let them…they stood by you always even to the point you were driven insane. Let them back in….let them acknowledge your existence….that is when you will learn the true meaning of strength…the true meaning behind that symbol etched on your head. Love and friendship is what makes a person truly strong."
Gaara said, "Uzumaki….Naruto….thank you."
The Jinchuuriki nodded, "You are welcome, Gaara."
Gaara turned to Temari, "Temari…."
Temari said, "Yes, Gaara?"
Gaara said, "I am sorry…."
Temari smiled as tears welled up in her eyes, "It's alright, Gaara, you don't have to apologize."
Gaara gave her a ghost of a smile and fell back asleep. Jiraiya said, "The new seal should keep him in control and he can finally sleep for a change. Naruto…you must be exhausted."
Naruto said, "I am….I had to use so much chakra to keep up with him….but I will be fine now."
Jiraiya said, "That is good….I don't want you to pass out or anything."
Naruto said, "Alright, Ero-sensei, I will leave you and Temari….I got to see Hinata-chan for a minute."
Hinata and Kiba- The two walked downstairs until Naruto appeared in front of them, "Hey, Kiba, Akamaru, Hinata-chan."
Kiba said with a grin, "Nice job with your matches, Naruto. You kicked ass down there."
Akamaru barked his agreement with his friend and partner. Naruto said, "Heh, thanks, you two…I told you I would avenge Hinata. By the way, Hinata, how are you feeling?"
Hinata said, "I- I'm fine, N-Naruto-kun."
Naruto said with a smile, "That is good, the Gentle Fist can be taxing on a person's internal organs, so don't move too much for now. Plus I think that Neji will be nice to you now."
Hinata said, "T-Thank you…"
Kiba said, "Say, Naruto, your team was looking for you…you better go find them."
Naruto's smile quickly turned into a frown, "Unfortunately I have nothing to say to them at the moment, so it is best that they don't find me at all."
Suddenly Sasuke's voice said, "Dobe!"
Naruto said, "Oh no, I better go….I was never here."
Naruto did a half ram seal and Shunshin away while Sasuke came up, "Where did he go? Did you see him?"
Kiba held back his grin, "Nope, sorry, Sasuke, Naruto ain't here."
Hinata said, "W-We didn't s-see him a-at all."
Sasuke cursed as he ran the opposite way and Kiba began to laugh at the Uchiha's antics.
Mei- She sat on top of the roof and Naruto approached her. "Hey, Naruto-kun." Mei said without looking at him.
Naruto said, "Hey, Mei-chan…thanks."
Mei said, "For what?"
Naruto said, "Everything….if I didn't meet you….I don't know what would have happened to me in the exams?"
Mei said, "Knowing you, you would find some way to kick the arrogance out of that Hyuuga. Nice touch with the taunting, everyone in the stands was laughing their asses off. I think one of the Kazekage's bodyguards cracked a smile."
Naruto said, "Glad that you enjoyed it…."
He kissed her on the cheek and Mei said, "Well, someone has gained some confidence."
Naruto said, "Because of you…"
Flashback- One month and 3 weeks ago- Naruto said, "Ok, Hokage-jii said that he should be by the hot springs." He turned the corner to see a white-haired man dressed like he was a kabuki. The man was giggling and writing on a notebook. "Let's see….white hair, check….giggling madly, check…..looks like a kabuki character, check. Now to bust his pervertness…are they any kunoichi in there?"
Naruto was not a self-proclaimed pervert, but unlike others, he never gets caught and usually he would be next to one and shift the blame on him. He took a peek and saw that Mei-chan had walked in and Naruto was shocked at her beauty. "Mei-chan…is here? That means…..oh, hell no!" the Jinchuuriki thought.
Naruto said, "Excuse me?"
The man without looking made a shooing motion with his hand.
"OI!" Naruto shouted.
The man said, "Shh, not so loud! What do you want, kid?"
Naruto said, "Two things, one….I know you are my fricking godfather, Jiraiya of the Sannin." Jiraiya was shocked for the moment and Naruto said, "And second…." Naruto suddenly gave him a punch that would have made Tsunade proud, "STOP PEEKING ON WOMEN!!! ESPECIALLY MY GODDAMN FIANCE!!!!"
Mei and the other women heard Naruto's outburst and ran out of the onsen to see Naruto huffing and puffing in anger. Naruto muttered, "Damn pervert….no respect for women and himself. And he does it in the open too…."
He turned around to see the women and Mei in front of him. Kyuubi said, "You know you do realize that you have to tell Mei how you knew that it was her in there." Naruto thought, "Easy, I saw her walk into the hot springs and decided to take a break from finding the man, then I found him peeking on her." Kyuubi said, "Nice lie, you got that ability from me….seeing that a fox is cunning and all."
Mei said, "Naruto, how did you find me and why did you knock that pervert?"
Naruto replied, "I saw you walking into the onsen, so I decided to take a break from checking the hot springs in the village, then I noticed that the description Oji-san gave me matched the same one and he was peeking on the other side, which I knew you were on."
Mei blinked for a moment and shouted, "You are so sweet, Naru-kun."
Naruto blushed as his chest pressed against her ample breasts. Then he heard scratching and looked to see Jiraiya grinning and writing down furiously. "Hey, Ero-oji-san!" Naruto yelled out, causing the man to fall and the women excluding Mei to beat the living daylights out of Jiraiya.
Finally after it was over, Jiraiya became serious, "So you are my god-son and my old sensei sent you to fetch me….what is it?"
Naruto said, "I would like you to teach me please."
Jiraiya said, "Why is your sensei teaching you?"
Mei answered, "Because his sensei prefers the Uchiha over him…plus he quotes that Naruto-kun is useless and he doesn't want his reputation sully by him."
Jiraiya frowned, "Who is he?"
Naruto answered while gritting his teeth, "Kakashi Hatake."
Jiraiya was pissed to say the least for two reasons….one, Sarutobi did the same thing, but he was not harsh like Kakashi and Jiraiya was hurt about it, making Sarutobi make up for his mistake later on and two, the fucking bastard was one of Minato's students.
Jiraiya said, "Fine, then Naruto, I will help you train…but why is the Godaime Mizukage with you?"
Naruto said, "How did you?"
Jiraiya said, "Kid, the reason that I wasn't there for you was because the council had made me take this job since my expertise in information gathering was valuable to them, but I have been sending money to your account to help you about."
Naruto said, "By doing what?"
Jiraiya pulled out the book Icha Icha Paradise and Naruto growled at it. Jiraiya said, "Let me guess, the idiot reads these…."
Naruto slowly nodded and Jiraiya said, "Well, now….I guess I have to screw him over…by banning him from these things."
Naruto grinned, "I think this will be a great relationship, Ero-sensei."
Jiraiya said, "Can you stop calling me that, your father Minato was bad enough already."
Naruto said, "Hell no, Hokage-jii couldn't get me to stop calling him that ….what makes you think that you can?" Jiraiya turned to Mei for help, but Mei was stifling a giggle at her fiancé's actions. Jiraiya slowly pieced the two together and he shouted, "Wait a minute…..you are the gaki's fiancé?!?"
Mei said, "That is the gist of it, but I would ask you not to call him a gaki in front of me…or I will kill you." Jiraiya shuddered at Mei's sweet sickly smile that she was giving him.
"R-Right…." Jiraiya said.
Naruto said, "Oh and Ero-sensei, can you teach me that move that Orochimaru did….umm, I think it was Gogyo Fuuin."
Jiraiya said, "Why do you want to know that?"
Naruto said, "Because there is another Jinchuuriki in the exams and if I fight him, he might become insane and release the demon…..if I learn the technique, I might be able to stop him from destroying the village."
Jiraiya said, "Fine, I will teach you….just be slacking off, Naruto."
Naruto said, "Wouldn't dream of it….Ero-sensei."
Jiraiya yelled, "Don't call me that!"
Flashback Ends
Suddenly Kakashi was able to find Naruto talking with the Mizukage, "Naruto…."
Naruto said coldly, "What do you want, Hatake? Can you see that I am busy? I don't have time for you and plus you might sully my reputation."
Kakashi flinched as Naruto used his own words against him, "Naruto, I wanted to talk to you."
Naruto sighed, "Fine, you got five minutes and I told you to address me as Uzumaki."
Kakashi said, "Where did you learn those techniques from?"
Naruto said, "The fricking library."
Kakashi said, "That is impossible…."
Naruto said, "You have forgotten, Hatake, nothing is impossible around me." The one-eyed Cyclops had to admit that was a fact, "When did you get those swords?"
Naruto said, "Hokage-jii gave them to me for a present when I saw one of the ANBU training…when I was twelve, he gave them to me as a birthday present."
Kakashi said, "Will it be possible…."
Naruto said, "Sorry, time's up, Hatake…but thanks for playing today. Please take this consolidation prize." Naruto flipped him off and the Mizukage smirked at the antics, but Kakashi said, "Naruto….not in front of Mizukage-dono."
Mei said, "Oh, it is fine with me….besides I think it is highly unfair to neglect one person and leave the rest to fend for themselves."
Kakashi said, "I don't know what lies…"
Mei's gaze hardened, "It is no lie, Hatake and you know this for a fact. All you care about is reputation and you blew off one of the strongest ninja for some copycat brat."
Kakashi said, "With all due respect, I have done nothing of the sort."
Mei snorted, "Please….Hatake, I was there when you were reading that book and told Naruto about his skills…you quote that he couldn't control his chakra, his jutsu were limited to Academy Jutsu and a B-Rank ninjutsu, his taijutsu sucks ass and his genjutsu was non-existent….instead of you giving him a scroll to help him with it, you decided to cut your losses and hope for the best. I am very disappointed with you and I am sure the Hokage is too since I happened to report on how insensitive his Jonin were. Needless to say, the Hokage was very displeased with your actions and said that he will deal with you accordingly."
Kakashi was sweating as he tried to explain himself until a large noise alerted them to the location.
Orochimaru- The Snake Sannin discarded the Kazekage robes and said, "Kabuto, let's go….but summon the snakes, I might as well give Sarutobi a farewell gift."
Kabuto said, "So…another time then, Orochimaru-sama?"
Orochimaru said, "Sasuke will come first, then I will kill that old man after that. Also keep an eye on Naruto…..he is getting too strong for his own good, if there is an opportunity, be sure to kill him."
Kabuto nodded, "As you wish, Orochimaru-sama." Kabuto gave the signal to the snake summoners and the snakes attacked the walls of Konoha while Orochimaru's evil laugh rang in the distance.
"Soon Konoha will crumble and burn in the ashes of their own 'Will of Fire'." Orochimaru said evilly.
Konoha- Naruto said, "Son of a bitch….the bastard is attacking?" The Jinchuuriki thought, "I better move so I wouldn't show Hatake my summoning contract or else he will try to make me give it to Uchiha-teme." Naruto Shunshined toward the snake and bit his thumb, then he lifted up his sleeve to spread blood on the tattoo to bring out Yamata no Orochi.
"So soon, Naruto-kun? What is the problem?" Yamata said.
Naruto said, "Your cousins are trying to destroy the village."
Yamata's eyes narrowed, "Those snakes….I will kill them without mercy."
Naruto said, "History between the two of you?"
Yamata said, "Manda, the snake boss tried to overthrow me, but I was too strong and I took away his status, then I banished the snake from my realm. It seems that the asshole has established his own realm."
The Jinchuuriki smirked, "Then let's get to work, Yamata-chan."
Yamata said, "Right."
Immediately the snake locked on to Yamata and converged on her, but then they heard Jiraiya's shout, "Kuchiyose: Yatai Kuzushi no Jutsu!" A giant toad with two swords on his back appeared and squashed some of the snakes with Jiraiya on top of it, "Nice job, Gamahiro….so that is your summon, Naruto?" Naruto said, "Yes, is she wonderful?"
Yamata said, "Oh, Naruto-kun, stop that, you are making me blush."
Jiraiya said, "We better take care of these summons before they cause any more damage."
Naruto said, "Right, but first…Henge!" Naruto transformed into Mei and said, "I want to keep this summon a secret since Hatake might try to steal it."
Jiraiya said, "Good thinking, I noticed that she is at the Hokage Tower, so she will be fine….let's go, Gamahiro."
Gamahiro said, "Right." He drew his swords and began to carve up the opposition while Naruto/Mei with Yamata no Orochi killed eight snakes at a time. Yamata no Orochi has heads that controls the elements: Fire, Water, Lightning, Earth, Wind, Shadow, Light, and finally Ice.
"Gamahiro, give me some oil." Jiraiya shouted.
Gamahiro flung up his swords and flipped through hand signs, "Gamayudan!" Jiraiya shouted, "Katon: Gamayu Endan!" The oil-covered snakes were burned, writhing in pain and Yamata finished the job with a combination of hers and Naruto, "Naruto-kun, send a lightning attack."
Naruto said, "You got it! Raiton: Kangekiha!"
Yamata said, "Hyoton: Touketsu Arano!" The ice breath coupled with the lightning provided the attack with a shocking surprise.
Naruto said, "Hey, Yamata, I got a phrase for this."
Yamata said, "What is that?"
Naruto said, "The name is Uzumaki, I put a shock to your system."
Yamata said, "Nice phrase." (A/N: Don't own Static Shock, ha, WB can't sue my ass!) Soon the battle was over and Yamata was dismissed along with Gamahiro. Naruto and Jiraiya came up together and the sage said, "Nice work there, kid. Your summon is perfect for you."
Naruto said, "Damn straight!"
Suddenly Sasuke and Sakura found him and Naruto groaned while Jiraiya took a glance at them. "I finally found you, Naruto…." Sasuke said, "How dare you steal my chance to defeat Gaara?"
Sakura chimed in, "Yeah, Sasuke-kun should have had that match, not you…"
Naruto replied, "It is not my fault that your ass was not on time….and don't even start that I got special treatment because the Hokage can't show favoritism to his shinobi no matter how close they are. Now go away and go fuck like rabbits or something."
Sakura intelligently threw her fist at Naruto, who sighed and grabbed it. Then he twisted it to the side and kicked behind her kneecaps, bringing her down to the ground. "Listen, Haruno….I will not tolerate you trying to hit me at all…I will not, I repeat….will not be your punching bag every time the Uchiha rejected you to get fucked in your dry pussy….seeing that Kakashi is a better candidate than you. So I will advise you to never cross me again…and oh, from now on, you will address me as Uzumaki-san, not Naruto or baka. Are we clear?"
Sakura said nothing, but tears were silently streaming from her eyes and Naruto increased his grip, "Are we clear?!"
Sakura cried out, "Hai!"
Naruto let go of her and said, "Good, now get out of my sight." Sakura quickly moved away from Naruto while she was crying a bit, but Sasuke said, "Dobe, how come I can't copy your Jutsu."
Naruto said, "Because….that is a secret, Uchiha. Now I suggest you go run along and go suck Hatake's dick." Jiraiya snickered at the Uchiha's red face and Sasuke said, "I demand that you tell me where did you learn those jutsu."
Naruto said, "Go check the damn library. Goodbye, Uchiha, I pray that we will never meet again."
Sasuke said, "We are not don…." The Uchiha stopped to see Tiger's Fang at his throat and Naruto said in a menacing tone, "I prefer that you back off, Uchiha or else I am gonna have to take away those pretty eyes of yours, capiche? Then we are going for a little walk around Konoha and badabing badaboom….end of story."
Naruto thought, "Note to self: Stop watching the Godfather….and Hakureisaiga doesn't own this either…..where the hell did that come from?"
Sasuke backed up slowly and said, "Fine, Naru…."
Naruto said, "Uzumaki, I have cast off Team 7….this is no longer my team."
Sasuke said, "This is your team….you can't abandon us."
Naruto said, "It seems that you were the ones who abandoned me…you can ask Hatake if your feeble mind can't understand the shit I am saying."
Sasuke said, "Nar…"
Naruto said, "Uzumaki….I will not tell you again."
Sasuke said, "Fine, Uzumaki….this is not over."
Naruto said, "It is already over this time, Uchiha. We run out of time and reasons to be Team 7, Hatake thinks I am a waste of space, you care about nothing but revenge and Haruno cares about getting her virginity taken by her precious Sasuke-kun. We were never a team to begin with, we scraped by luck…." Naruto left along with Jiraiya, who said, "Well done, Naruto….let's hope we won't regret it at all."
Naruto said, "Trust me, Jiraiya-sensei, I will not regret any of it at all."
Then an ANBU came down, "Jiraiya-sama, Naruto-san, the council and the Hokage wish to see you."
Naruto gave a feral smirk and Jiraiya said, "I know that smirk, you planned on screwing over the council with your heritage, aren't you?"
Naruto said, "Yes, won't Hatake be surprised that he neglected his sensei's own son. I bet you 20 bottles of sake that he will be begging me to forgive him along with the rest of the villagers considering the law when it comes to harming heirs."
Jiraiya said, "Wait…..oh, that is so devious….how did you know about that law?"
Naruto said, "Oji-san showed me it after I told him that I knew….and since I have a photographic memory, I know every single act against me. No one in their right mind would endure that crap."
Jiraiya said, "Oh, the council is screwed."
Naruto said, "No, they are not screwed, they are fucked sideways."
