Author's note:

Hey guys, sorry it's been such a long time between chapters, and sorry this is so short! We promise, we'll be back on track with updates from now on :)

- H


"So, you've got everything?"

"I think so", Gaga replied. "Bandana, leather jacket, mobile fog machine, Britney thermos... And machine gun! All set"

"Uhh gaga... I can see why you would need most of those...(maybe not the thermos..but whatever)...but a GUN? Really?"

"But Hogwarts kids have WANDS! And those WMHS kids have...well yeah...they uh..yeah...but how will I protect myself if something happens? Or kill the competition if they are better then me!" she added jokingly. "Anyway, I need my gun...otherwise, what'll I sleep with?"

Starlight rolled her eyes but said no more. Sometimes Gaga was VERY stubborn. She knew there was no way she was winning this one.

After a few more discussions about which shoes to bring, and how many bras she would need they were finally heading out the door. And after three hours of sing alongs and fashion bitching, they arrived at where the port key should be. She had been sent a letter explaining what it was, how it worked and where she would find it. They pulled up to an old wear house and begun looking for the empty, crushed coke can that was apparently going to transport her around the world.