Alright fans, I have taken the initiative to pick on Shino in this story. Don't worry, he's still my favorite bugboy, but I'm gonna put him in some embarrassing situations that will hopefully have you peeing your pants. Don't worry, Kiba and Hinata are gonna get some parts too. After all, Hinata is in Kiba's body. She may never pee again. Kiba is in Shino's body, riddled with insects. Let's just see how this plays out, shall we? Evil laugh
Shino: I hate you.
Cougar: I know, but you'll learn to love me.
Kiba: Why is there a bug in my…OH MY KAMI GET IT OUT!
Anyway….On with the show!
Kurenai POV
I watched my disgruntled team converse amongst themselves. I listen in on their conversations; not like there was anything I could help them with at this point. We slowly made our way back to Konoha, they needed to know more about each other anyway if they are to efficiently act our each others' lives. This will be interesting while it lasts. I slowed down to listen to them talk.
"Alright Hinata. Remember those handsigns I showed you? That's how you use the Fang over Fang. Never use it unless Akamaru here is with you. I'll give him to you if you need him, but he'll most likely stay with me."
Hearing Shino's voice used in Kiba's fashion was really unnerving. Shino obviously steeled his voice himself, because every emotion Kiba had was shown in Shino's voice.
"Kiba. To speak to the insects, use your mind. If you hear voices in your head, that's just the kikai relying information to you. When I get a chance I will show you how to use basic insect jutsus."
Hearing my shy little Hinata speak with Shino's confidence and speech patter was unusual too. This was getting to be too much to take in.
"Sh-Shino. When we g-get back to the village I will h-have Neji-nii-san and help me teach you some b-basic Hyuuga training."
I watched Hinata's, or rather, Kiba's face as it formed around the stutters. It was amusing, all their walking styles have shifted. Kiba's body swayed with a feminine swagger, Hinata's had a stiff posture, with hands in the pockets, and Shino's body was all over the place, jerky movement and swinging arms.
Suddenly, Hinata's face went bright red.
"Sh-shi-SHINO!! OH NO!" She was yelling. Shino, with Hinata's face, had surprise written all over it as Hinata snatched him up and took off into the bushes.
Hinata POV
We were talking about thing we needed to know about each other, important things that would let us pass as each other in the village until someone found a way to fix it. I had just finished telling Shino that my cousin and I would help him with Hyuuga training, when I remembered what tomorrow was. I felt my face turn red, nowhere near as red as I would have normally pulled off, but Kiba's face just didn't turn that color.
I called out, "Sh-Shi-SHINO!! OH NO!"
I leapt up and snatched him, running into the bushes. It was then I realized how light my body was, at least with Kiba's strength. Oh my, how am I going to explain this to him?
"Yes, Hinata? What is it you need to tell me that you couldn't say it in front of Kiba?"
"W-w-w-well, I-I-I, ummm….Shi-Shino? I-I don't…." Damn this stutter….
Shino POV
I watched her intently, wondering what could be the big deal. Staring at Kiba's face, I felt awkward being so close to him, even if it really was Hinata in there. And it was even weirder when Kiba's voice acme out in that blasted stutter of hers, which, for some reason, had gotten decidedly worse at this moment. I watched as the tanned face before me almost lost the red fang marks on its cheeks; The blush wasn't all over like it would be on Hinata's face, but she managed to make it work.
She took a steadying breath.
"Sh-Shino?"
"Yes, Hinata?" I said, getting rather annoyed.
"H-has your f-father g-give you the t-t-t-alk yet?"
Wait. What? That caught me off guard.
"Yes……Hinata, what are you….?" I thought about it. My father, Shibi Aburame, had to be the biggest pervert since the Toad Sage, Jiraya. I had gotten very colorful descriptions. I shuddered. Why would she want to know? I gave her a strange look, and she looked at me as if I had struck her.
"N-no! I didn't mean, I wasn't s-saying that w-we…." Her face got even redder, which looked on Kiba's tanned flesh.
"Then enlighten me Hinata. Why did you drag me away into the bushes to ask me if I had the sex talk?"
There's that smacked in the face look again.
"W-well….you s-see, Shino, t-tom-morrow, is when I-I I…"
Ok, I'm ticked. I let my mask drop.
"Out with it woman!" I hiss, being sure not to be too loud, Kiba and Kurenai-sensei were nearby.
"I s-start my…."
"Yeeeees?"
"Istartmyperiodtomorrow!"
Now it was my turn. I felt like she slapped me.
I could feel Hinata's body working. My face flared.
"Shit. Um, Hinata?" What the hell am I supposed to do? "Did I hear you correctly? Period?" I groaned. How the HELL am I supposed to deal with that? It last a week right? Father didn't tell me too much about the process, just that I should watch out for PMS. That I understood slightly.
Hinata POV
I stared at my own face, it was crimson and slack jawed. It was like I was looking into a demonic mirror, only, as much as I wished it was, it was not a mirror. It was my male teammate. In my body. And I just told him that I started my period tomorrow and that he has to deal with it. Oh, the horror.
I explained a little bit to him. I told about tampons. He nearly choked when I managed to tell him what to do with it. Poor Shino. I didn't tell him about the cramps though. I secretly smiled, even though it was wrong. I, as well as millions of other women, deal with it every month. Let's see how well a man could handle it. His face grew redder by the second. It was then I realized I was asking him to practically touch me in inappropriate places. I nearly passed out, but Kiba's body is much more resilient than mine, and I remained conscious.
Shino and I left the bushes to go back to Kiba and Kurenai.
Shino POV
She wants me to what? I have to touch….stick that thing inside….Hinata's body is….I'm in a girls body…period….blood…..what? Then I have to WHAT!? THAT'S HOW IT COMES OUT!? Oh KAMI! OH…..and….but I don't wanna touch…..WHAT! Diagram on box…….oh HELL NO!
I choked on my on spit….this was….embarrassing. A man should not know these things. This is a place where no man should ever venture…and of all men, why ME? Why….OH KAMI I HAVE TO WHAT??
A/N All coherent thought are out the window at this point. We shall now switch view since there is no point in reading a corrupted mind.
Kiba POV
I sat with Kurenai-sensei, observing the world through Shino's eyes, Actually, the lenses didn't make anything that much darker, even though they look pitch black on the outside. When no one was looking I flicked up the lenses and…..nearly blinded myself. Intolerance to bright light I understand, guess I'll have to find out the reason for nighttime wear later. Oh, goodie. I'll know what his eyes look like later too.
I'm fiddling with the high collar…it makes me feel closed in. Finally Shino and Hinata stumbled out of the bushes, both with red faces. If someone stumbled upon the scene, someone would think I had just had a makeout session with Hinata, but I knew better. Shino and Hinata would never, and definitely not while in the wrong bodies. I wonder what the hell she told him that had their faces red.
I had never seen my face so red. I had to double take to make sure my tattoos were still there.
"Well, guys, let's get going." I said.
We took off, it was getting late, around five, and we still needed a place to sleep. Damn, I thought, where ARE we gonna sleep? I went to keep pace with Hinata's small body, and asked Shino an important question.
"Man, what did she tell ya? Your face was a red as when you see Naruto. Well, you know what I mean."
His only response was to blush and shake his head. He increased his speed and took the lead of the group.
"Eh, Kurenai-sensei?"
"Yes Shin-er Kiba?"
I ignored the slip. I'll be getting a lot of that, might as well get used to it.
"Where are we gonna live?"
Kurenai POV
Damn. Kid brought up an important point. My devilish mind started working. I explained to my team my plans. Naturally, Shino resisted.
"Come on, man, we might as well have fun while we are stuck in these bodies." said Kiba.
I knew that Kiba was gonna do something to ruin the Aburame's reputation. I didn't want to get in the middle of that. But it would be funny if the whole team cooperated. Finally Shino agreed. First stop, Lady Tsunade. Next stop, Hyuuga's, followed by Inuzuka's then the Aburame's. That one should be interesting, I know how Shibi is. The fun is only beginning. Yes, I'm worried, but they are not in actual physical harm, so why not have fun? Right?
End. The period scene was co-written between me and MusicAgainstTheHeart. The talk and the mirror were all her, I thought of the period and strung it together, and trust me it gets worse from here. Periods won't be the worst of Shino's problems…..And Hinata know about periods…but with Kiba's nose….she will experience it like never before…..and Kiba…..will feel Shibi's wrath…..oh the humanity of it all……review please…I really want to know the thoughts of any guy who reads this chapter. Thanks! Peace out!Cougar
