Bambi in Gravity Falls
Welcome to Gravity Falls, Oregon
The red pickup truck drives on a lonely road on the edge of a cliff.
Inside his crate, Bambi continues weeping. He has been in his crate for 8 hours, crying and mournful over leaving his home, his friends, and family, whom he all loved, as well as his injured left leg, caused by Man's trap, that's still bleeding and still in a lot of pain. He watches the hunters petting their dogs, feeding them with venison, which made him a lot scared He lies down, sighing in sadness, and swallow back his tears.
He gets up and looks out through the handle hole. All he sees is the thick trees of the forest and a tall water tower thats written "GRAVITY FALLS."
"Gravity Falls!" Bambi thought, "who would ever live there!"
Then Bambi heard something coming behind outside on the other side. He turned and looked at the other handle hole. There he sees a large black bear head surrounded by 9 smaller heads with several arms, large claws, and have yellow eyes and black noses. He listens to the radio and sings "Disco Girl! Coming through! That girl is you! Ooh, ooh! Ooh ooh!"
Next, Bambi sees a gnome puking a rainbow, a flock of giant vampire bats, and a hideous-looking gremloblin walking and roaring in the woods. Bambi gets scared and startled by the gremloblin.
"That's strange!" the little fawn thought, "What else would live there?"
Then he hears the truck honking the horn, felt the crate wobbling faster, and tumbles around. He hears people angrily yelling, "WATCH IT!" "GET OUT OF MY WAY!" "LEARN TO DRIVE, SPEEDY!"
The pickup truck then settles down and continues speeding. Once his crate settles, Bambi lies down in sadness. He sighs.
Then suddenly, he hears loud sirens of the police coming from behind the pickup truck. Bambi gets up and looks through the handle hole. He sees a police car driving behind the pickup truck, following it. Bambi is relieved to see this, thinking the police would rescue him, cure his injured leg, and return him to his forest home.
"Thank goodness!" he happily said, "I'm saved!"
Both the pickup truck and the police car stopped.
Bambi looked through the handle hole and see two policemen coming out of their car. One is a short, dark-skinned, gray-haired obese police officer with large black sunglasses, a gray mustache, a light green shirt with a gold star on it, a belt, a white vest, short black boots, and a yellow hat with a gold star and black band on it. The other is a tall, thin, lanky and pale officer with a large pink nose, big eyes, a black mono-brow, and wearing a hat, with tall boots, his uniform, and has his trousers hiked up high. The officers walk to the side of the pickup truck. Bambi sees them in delight.
"Come on!" he said "Save me!"
The two officers angrily walked to the driver's side of the pickup truck. The hunter didn't see them. The mustached officer tapped on the window and the hunter roll down his window. He gives the police a sinister-looking glare.
"Well, well, well!" the obese mustached officer asked, "What do we got here?" He and his partner looked at the side of pickup truck and see's the "TO CALIFORNIA" sign on the side.
"Hey! GUYS!" Bambi yelled, shaking his crate to get the police's attention, "HELP! I'M OVER HERE!"
"Hey Sheriff Blubs, look!" the tall, pale officer said to his mustached partner, showing him the moving box that's crying, pointing at it.
"Hhhhhhmmmmm!" Sheriff Blubs replied, noticing the crying crate, "There's something inside that crate! Good to know, Deputy Durland!"
He then turned to the hunters, still giving them a hideous, angry look.
"Well do you have any idea what panic and destruction here in Gravity Falls, Oregon, you just caused?" Sheriff Blubs asked, but the hunter didn't reply and didn't say any word and still giving him a scary glare, "You've gone over 65 mph!"
"WOO!" Deputy Durland yelled, "That's so fast Sheriff! Almost cheetah speed!"
"Yep it sure was Deputy!" Sheriff Blubs replied and grabs his notepad and pencil.
"So now that you are caught overspeeding," Sheriff Blubs continues, writing down his notepad, "I'm giving you the biggest and most disgraceful ticket you'll ever have in your lifetime!"
He places a written piece of note on the window. But the hunter continues glaring at him evilly, not saying any word.
"Tell it to the judge, who ever your name is?" Sheriff Blubs continues, "Hand over your license!"
"Sheriff look!" Deputy Durland points at the growling dogs behind the glaring hunter.
"Aaaawwww!" Sheriff Blubs said, looking at the angry dogs, "You brought dogs! They're so adorable!"
"Here doggy, doggy, doggy!" Deputy Durland said, as he and the sheriff places their right hands at the back of the hunters to pet their dogs, who growls even louder.
"Cootchie-cootchie coooo!" the Sheriff said as he and his partner pets the enraged dogs. The dogs growl even louder and louder.
"You know, Sheriff!" Deputy Durland said to his partner, petting the dogs and not paying attention to them, "It will be nice if we could have them as-"
Suddenly, the dogs attack the officers, barking loud, biting and slashing their right arms. The two policemen scream.
"MY ARM! MY ARM!" Deputy Durland screams.
"BAD DOGGY! BAD!" Sheriff Blubs yelled as the hunting dogs continues biting and clawing his right arm.
The two officers pulled their arms out of the window of the pickup truck and cried in pain, over their right arms, covered in slashes and bite marks.
"MY ARM! MY ARM!" the two officers yelled.
Noticing this, the red pickup truck drives off, leaving the policemen running around in pain.
"HEY!" Bambi yelled at the policemen, "WHAT ABOUT ME?"
But the officers were not paying any attention to him. The pickup truck drove farther away from the police. Bambi continues to lay down in sadness and pain.
Then suddenly, he hears a loud screech, the barking dogs, and Man screaming. Then his box starts tumbling and shaking and Bambi falls around, tumbling and hurting his injured left leg. The pickup truck goes wild turning sideways, crashing things. Bambi tumbles around as his crate flops around. He see's something black with many red glowing eyes, attacking and killing Man and his dogs. Then, suddenly, the red pickup truck crashes to a cliff wall and spins wildly, throwing Bambi's crate into the air.
The pickup truck then crashes to a fence and flew off a cliff, rolling down the hill and finally crashes into a fiery explosion. Man and his pets are dead!
Meanwhile, Bambi's crate lands and slides down hill and rolls around. Bambi tumbles around inside as his crate did, hurting his bleeding left leg. Then the crate lands on a log. Bambi looks through the handle hole and sees a lush green forest. Then he hears a voice of a male teenager saying "Dad!"
Bambi turned to the other side behind and looked through the handle hole. He sees three young boys from oldest to youngest all with red hair and different heights from tallest to shortest. The oldest is the tallest, muscular, with long hair covering his eyes, a small growing of a mustache, and wears a cap, a blue-green shirt, dark blue pants, brown gloves, and brown boots. The middle child is shorter, thin, having shorter hair than his older brother, and a pronounced chin. He wears a long-sleeved teel shirt, shorts, and boots. The youngest is the shortest and also has shorter, wearing a pale green shirt and dark blue pants. Standing next to the three boys is their father: an extremely large, muscular lumberjack with brown work gloves, carrying an axe with his right hand, red hair, red beard, a black mono-brow, and have red chest hair and armpit hair concealed. This is Daniel Corduroy, a.k.a. "Manly Dan!"
"Do we have to use an axe with both?" asked the eldest son.
"No!" Manly Dan said, "I'll show you what a real Man chops down an old tree! You got to use your right hand! Which is the 'Manly Hand!'"
Manly Dan chops down on an old, rotted tree harder with his axe on his right hand, many times. His sons watch in delight.
"Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!" they yelled happily.
Then, a cute, skinny mustached biker with eyelashes, a green-white baseball cap, a white tank top, boots, and jean shorts who always follows Manly Dan, walks by and watches Manly Dan chopping crazily in delight.
"Get ém! Get ém!" he cheered.
Though the old tree is half chopped, Manly Dan angrily roars and knocks the tree down with his right fist.
"TIMBOR!" he yelled.
His three sons and the biker cheered.
Bambi watched in horror as the falling tree heads right towards him in his crate. His wide orange eyes widens in fear and his heart beats. The little fawn crouches down and covers himself.
But unfortunately, the falling tree misses. Instead, it crashes on the log, which again sends Bambi's crate high up in the air.
The crate lands into a pile of boxes filled with junk in the Gravity Falls Dump. It then tumbles down the pile and lands behind an bald old man with a long white beard with a Band-Aid on it, a large pink nose with a few warts, with a cast right arm, bandaged feet, a gold tooth with two more, and wears an old brown hat and brown overalls. This is Fiddleford H. McGucket, a.k.a. "Old Mand McGucket."
He is the eldest resident of Gravity Falls and the town's "local kook." He is very mildly crazy hence his name and very insane. He can be a bit depressed sometimes, including when his son, who is a park ranger, doesn't want to spend time with him. He usually makes up words such as donkey spittle.
Old Man McGucket turned behind and see's the crate in joy.
"Jumpin' snickerboodles!" he cried, "I found it! Wa-he-he-heee!" he laughs and dances crazily.
Bambi watches inside as if he's confused.
"What's he doing?" he thought.
Then suddenly, Bambi feels his crate moving again and tumbles.
Old Man McGucket stands on top of the crate and using his ski poles, he pushes and slides down to the dump as fast as he can. He laughed with fun and joy.
Then he picks up the crate, carrying it while walking up top of a mound of junk and puts it on top of it. Then he jumps and stands on top of the crate. Bambi peeks and sees a high steep view of mounds of junk in the dump and way high up.
"Oh, no!" the fawn said in fear.
"Cowa-doodles!" Old Man McGucket as he pushes down the mound with his ski poles, and slides down across the dump, zig-zagging, zooming very fast, and going through loops like a roller coaster. Bambi, once again, tumbles around inside his crate. Old Man McGucket yells in cheer.
"WE-HE-HE-HHHEEEEEEE!" he yelled.
He zooms out of the dump, flying over a heavyset, angry women and a fisherman with glasses. He lands and hits a table of pizza that was about to eaten by a large fat bearded man with a "Free Pizza" T-shirt. He zooms down through the forest heading straight to a building that says "MYSTERY SHACK!"
