Author's notes: YAY

Author's notes: YAY! Thank you for those reviews!

To Bianca-chan: Yeah, I'm making 'Mura Buchou kind of OOC, but where's the fun in the story if he's not? –Insert evil laugh here-

MUAHAHA MORE SANADA TORTURE!

Chapter 3 "I will not try to make Sanada smile…EVER"

After the bubblegum incident, Sanada had shaved his head bald, like Jackal. Fortunately, thanks to a certain "ore-sama",

Sanada's hair grew back really fast. Sanada cursed himself for having to stoop as low as to asking Atobe, the emperor of

narcissists for help. Unfortunately for him, what Sanada did not know was that today was going to be another amazingly

terrible day.

Kirihara residence…

"I'm going to get hell from Sanada fukubuchou if I'm late for morning practice again!" Akaya said, running out of the house.

Just then, Akaya was struck with a random bout of randomness. 'I WANT TO MAKE SANADA FUKUBUCHOU SMILE TODAY' said

his head. Strange… He swore he could feel those creepy 'Mura-Buchou waves all over him.

Yukimura residence

"Yes Akaya… You will be totally random and make Genichirou smile today…" Yukimura grinned evilly while swirling his hands

around a voodoo doll.

Rikkai Dai Fuzoku

Sanada's eyebrow twitched. Someone somewhere must have been talking about him.

Shrugging, he changed his clothes and walked out of the clubroom. He should have not let down his guard…But for the

purpose of the story, he just had to, or this chapter would have ended right there and then. Right, back to the story, Akaya

burst into the gates, ran towards Sanada and yelled, "SANADA FUKUBUCHOU I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SMILE TODAY!" Sanada

blinked. Once. Twice. Thrice. "TARUNDORU!!" –Slap- "Ow! 'Mura Buchou!! Sanada fukubuchou is being a meanie again!"

Yukimura turned around and smiled his 'Slap him again and you'll pay' smile, "Genichirou…" he warned. Sanada sighed and

complied, after glaring at Akaya. Akaya then took out a voodoo doll which had mysteriously appeared on his doorstep that

morning which was dressed oddly like Sanada, and reversed the mouth of the voodoo doll. After awhile, when nothing

happened, Akaya frowned and threw the voodoo away into some random place.

Later that day…

"AHHHHHHHH!" A rather girly shriek came from the clubroom while everyone was in the middle of practice. Akaya tapped Niou,

"What's up with Marui-senpai?"

"Leave him alone brat, he's having his monthly." Niou scoffed. Before Akaya could ask what a monthly was, Marui ran out from

the clubroom yelling, "THERE'S A CREEPY SMILEY DEATH CLOWN IN THE CLUBROOM! IT LOOKED AS FIERCE AS SANADA

FUKUBUCHOU, AS SMILEY AS 'MURA BUCHOU AND AS CREEPY AS FUJI SYUSUKE FROM SEIGAKU!!" Everyone stared at Marui as

if he was mad and so, the rikkai regulars went to check out the clubroom. Upon opening the clubroom, they saw… Sanada…

Smiling… Creepily… Yagyuu fainted standing up, Yanagi scribbled down notes as fast as he could, trying not to look at

Sanada's hideous face, Marui shrieked and ran out of the clubroom pulling Jackal along with him, Niou's mouth was wide open

like a fishes, Akaya 'eeped' and hid behind Yukimura while Yukimura just stood there and smiled innocently. "Saa, Genichirou,

would you please stop smiling?"

"I can't… My face muscles have cramped…"

Notes: LOL! Poor Sanada! XD oh well, R & R minna! Thank youus!