Hey Guys chapter 2 is here,

Wow! Just vow. 112 favorites and 145 follow. That's a new record for the 1st chapter for any of my stories.

Marcoskowala: I didn't know that SSJ 1 is more powerful than SSJ 2 and SSS 3 if fully mastered or any other related info. Still it doesn't matter to the story for now. The story will not reach that point until chapter 40 by my calculation. It can even take more than that.

Ruberforumfree: Dude where did you see pairing between a self insert and Bulma. I only saw it in 1 or 2 stories and they are cancelled. Well to why that pairing is common? The reason is because there is no other female character. There were in the Dragon ball but all were left out in Dragon ball Z. Worry not. There will be other female characters in this story. I haven't decided to pair him with Bulma though.

And No, Vados will not be paired. Moreover she will not come into picture until the very end.

BloodRaven46: Okay I changed the mistakes. I was actually going to name him Parsle or Brussel but I liked the name Baali. I know it's out of place but I liked it. What can I say? It is actually in Sanskrit (Vali) and none offence taken.

Darkjaden: I didn't want him to get OP too soon in the story otherwise story isn't interesting anymore but as we go further more changes will you see in the story. I can neither confirm nor deny the prediction about Gravity machine.

And no I am not using that one as source. I actually wrote the power levels and outline of the story till Namek arc from different sources.

Hyperionthetitans: I haven't decided yet. I will start a poll to decide when the story reaches that point.

Gary: Dude I know that it drives readers away but I am powerless against the situation. Still your review struck a chord within me so I decided to update the chapter early as I have been in your shoes too.

Kurotara: You have no idea. Every freaking story starts from the Dragon ball Z.

I didn't know that the factor for SSJ 4 is controlling your ape form as I never saw the GT. I searched on the net and found a little deviation. MC will have to control his Super Saiyan Ape form, only then he will be able to transform. Till now Mc has only be able to control simple Oozaru form. This changes the plot a little but not until at least chapter 45 or even more.

Darkus Drake: Err… Wasn't Bulma 16 in the 1st chapter?

Guest: Dude, first write your name before reviewing. Any name would suffice. I really feel foolish to address a guest review.

Who the hell is Gorky?

Dude it was I don't know few years since I watched Dragon ball still I did that for a reason. Bulma's bust is 34 D in her adult years according to my source so I decreased her under bust to 32.

Goku was only able to use KI after witnessing Roshi. And you yourself said that she had Gohan as a teacher to guide her. MC on the other hand had to figure out on his own. You will also see that he was just 11 when he was able to manifest it.

Moreover I don't think Mc is a lame. I know my grammar is atrocious but it's not that bad. You should have seen it a few months back. One of the main reason I started writing was to correct that.

Anyway thank you all who liked and followed the story. I can't mention everybody as it would be boring but don't worry. I read all your reviews and trust me they really help the writer in continuing the story.

Hope you like this chapter too

Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon ball just my OC

"Speaking"

'Thinking'

Flashback

P.O.V changes

Chapter 2

Journey to the beach

We were travelling for more than 8 hours when we crossed a bridge and I was seriously thinking of asking Bulma for the ride. But only my pride and ego didn't let me do it. The sun was setting on the horizon. My breaths were more than little labored. My lungs were on fire while my legs felt like jelly.

Still I continued to run. I preserved. My main focus was on getting next step and then next. That way I was able to block out most of the pain.

We only took a break of 15 minutes, some 3 hours ago to drink some water and taking a leak. I couldn't eat lunch as both Goku and Bulma were not hungry. Moreover Bulma only took a break as she wanted to rest a little bit. Her hands were little tired from all the driving she did. I was literally stopping myself from commenting something sarcastic on hearing her whining. Seriously how spoilt is she.

But no matter what, I didn't comment as it did give me some time to calm my breaths. In the mean while Bulma also changed her clothes to a pair of boots, gray pants and a blue jacket with a white tank top underneath with her hair unchanged as it was getting a little chilly outside due to the sun going down. She also changed her bike to normal looking one. Its speed was little slow than the previous one but I wasn't complaining. It really helped me keep up with her in my tired state.

"Hey we will need to gather only 4 balls right. That will easy" Goku remarked sitting behind her taking me out of my musings.

Bulma frowned "Are you crazy? I guess since you are a country bumpkin and live nowhere, you don't know, but the world is a large place" She said being her usual self – mean.

"I am hungry" Goku said not listening to her which really annoyed her.

'So now he is hungry? What happened when I was hungry?' I thought bitterly. Listening to him, my stomach made itself known and growled loudly. I tripped a little there in embarrassment before balancing myself. Thankfully Bulma just thought it was some wild animal while Goku remained oblivious.

"Yeah it's getting dark so we should stop here" Bulma remarked and stopped the bike. I really wanted to crash for a bit so I was very glad to be able to stop.

Once the bike stopped I immediately stopped running and lied down on the ground huffing and puffing. Only after getting my breaths in control, did I move. I was running for 8 hours at my full speed after all. I later learnt that we covered 300 kilometers today. I heard them talking while I just laid there to catch my breaths. I even forgot that we will have to stop at a particular place so that turtle can find us.

When I remembered it just before sleeping, I just shrugged and left it at fate. It's not like I could do something about it.

"So are we going to gonna camp out here tonight?" Goku asked Bulma

Bulma being Bulma scoffed "No way….. You think a delicate girl like me would camp out in field like this?!" Her reply was oozing arrogance. She really was spoilt girl.

Goku being naïve questioned her "Then what'll we do? There aren't any houses around here" to which Bulma replied in a sing song manner "Capsules…. Capsules"

I tuned out the next part of the conversation. Bulma used another one of her luxurious capsules to spawn an entire home for all 3 of us. Seriously if you have 4-5 of these capsules you could travel the world easily. Goku being Goku got scared again by the notion of that being Black Goblin Magic.

Okay! Enough is enough. First it was hilarious but now it was really getting annoying. So to avoid further incidents like this, I explained him with help of Bulma, their use in modern society and how it wasn't related to magic or witch-craft in any way. It made the monkey tailed boy even more excited to see a city.

Still there was one question I was thinking about for a long time. "Err Bulma what will happen if someone is in the car or house and by mistake they turn them into capsules. Will they live?" I asked her.

If I didn't see it I won't believe but Bulma became Ghost white.

"Umm their bodies will be unharmed but I don't know whether they will live or not, hahahhaha" She said while laughing awkwardly.

"Guess you didn't think of it" I said. Bulma slowly replied negatively.

"Well don't worry I am sure you could make some protection around the switch. After all you said yourself that you are a genius" I remarked off-handedly.

Bulma's expression changed 180 degree. She puffed her chest out, giving me a good look at her budding breasts and took out another capsule filled with all types of tools. It was the same capsule in which she asked me to move her destroyed car.

It didn't take much time for Bulma to make a lock on the part where buttons were. Still I rested enough in the mean time. She sighed in relief when it was completed. She took the key to that safe with her for safekeeping.

When she was done I implemented my plan to get her to make me and Goku refrigerator and some other things. Well time for buttering her up.

"Wow you really made a lock for the protection" I said faking awe.

"Of Course, It's me you are talking about" She said arrogantly.

"So you are a good at making things?" I asked her after some time while walking beside her now that my lungs weren't on fire.

"Yeah" She said proudly.

"Think you can make a large refrigerator for us" I asked her and added 2 cents preying on her sympathy "Usually we have to hunt food same day we eat, but if we have some big refrigerator than we could store quite a amount of food in it as you know our diet is quite big"

"Hmm I will need some parts but it can be doable" She answered offhandedly. Still I noticed that her eyes gained a mischievous look on my last sentence.

"Think you can make it" I asked. A little hope seeping in my tone

"I can" She answered affirmatively. But I noted that she didn't elaborate if she would or wouldn't.

'Did she saw through my plan or is she just damn mean' I thought

I sighed and asked in the end "Would you do it?" I asked already knowing the answer but still asked.

"I don't know. I already gave you a warehouse for that favor. Maybe when you have another favor" She said the last part in amusement.

She probably thought she wouldn't need us much. She didn't know but by the time I am done with her, she would be in neck deep with the favors. I just nodded. After all I could just get her to make it in near future. Just as we finished our talk, we reached the door.

When Bulma opened the door, Goku like in cannon was totally surprised by the lights. He thought there was afternoon in the house. I totally forgot that Goku haven't seen much of the world. My eyebrow twitched when Bulma wondered out loud "You don't even know what Lights are? I didn't know you were that much of Bumpkin"

"You know it is very foolish to make fun of people who are protecting you" I said to her. My voice was totally calm when I said that but Bulma caught my meaning. She immediately raised her hands trying to placate me.

I waived my hands and said "Don't worry we won't leave you but you should keep your tongue in check. Otherwise one day, you could get in problem that you won't be able to run away" I gave her a sound advise but it depends on her whether she heeds it or not.

"Of course….. Of course" She nodded her head rapidly but I wasn't fooled. I know teenagers don't usually listen to any advice. Ugh now I am sounding like an adult….again

In the meanwhile I checked the rooms. The house was quite big for a single person. A couple could easily live in the house without feeling cramped. Seriously these capsules were quite handy. An idea formed in my mind. I know what I would need from her other than a refrigerator. Sleeping in the wilderness wasn't as awesome as it sounds. My back would definitely agree with this.

Goku, like me, was still satisfying his curiosity by checking every nook of the house. Bulma got a mischievous smile on her face when she saw him around the T.V. Knowing what was to come; I stood there watching them making a fool out of each other.

Just as Goku was in front to the T.V, Bulma turned it on. Goku jumped in the air from the surprise and wondered what was the guy doing in there. Meanwhile Bulma kept giggling at Goku's mystified face. A smile also cracked on my face on seeing his innocent awe filled expression.

Feeling the fun was over, Bulma changed the channel. It was some romantic movie scene. Hero and heroine were going to kiss so naturally Bulma was interested. Sometimes I forget she is still a teenager believing in prince charming and ponies. A drool came out of her mouth when she saw they were going to kiss. Seriously those 2 were taking quite a time kissing each other.

Bulma was so engrossed in the scene that she didn't even noticed Goku taking the remote from her hand. Just as they were going to kiss Goku changed the channel and in place of the kiss, Bulma got to see an ugly dinosaur. Bulma let out a shriek and backed away from the TV. I couldn't help myself. I laughed so hard that my ribs started to ache. Seriously that reaction was damn funny. Goku laughed too with me.

Naturally Bulma became angry. When Goku remarked that drool was coming from her mouth and asked whether she is also hungry, she immediately changed the subject with a blush on her face.

Bulma took a whiff and caught a horrid smell. Her nose wrinkled. The stench made her want to gag.

"You two reek!" She said holding her nose. "You two need a bath"

Knowing what was coming, I took the leave. I don't want to see Goku naked. "I will bathe after you two. I need to do something" I told them before leaving.

Just small distance from the house I collected some wood and started a fire with a KI blast. Goku doesn't know this technique for now as I used it scarcely. I could easily use it. I think I could even do Kame Hame Ha. I haven't done it yet feeling if Kami was watching me, I wouldn't have any explanation for it.

Night soon fell and there was a bit of a light breeze blowing through, whistling through the foliage of the forest.

I took out the warehouse capsule and threw it in an open space. After taking out the pterodactyl, I cut it into half and started skinning it. I threw the unusable parts which were not much (mostly eyes) as I could eat it raw now after living in the wilderness for so long. But just for taste I threw them and stored the skin and other half into the capsule. I could easily sell the skin in the city. It will definitely fetch some money.

I'd had pterodactyl steak and sausages half a dozen of times in this life, having been taught the recipe to the perfect pterodactyl steak by Gohan years back. Well he didn't teach me. Rather I learnt it while watching him cook.

And while tough and somewhat greasy, it was honestly surprising great when prepared correctly, much like bear meat. When you'd grown up in the wilderness for as long as I had, you could eat any type of meat that would come across, practically possessing the ability to immediately examine the meat and conclude over whether or not it was dangerous for one to eat or perfectly safe, almost like a sixth sense of some sort.

Now, when you add that to the fact that being a Saiyan gave you much more of an appetite and much keener senses to go along with a more advanced metabolism than that of a human, I immediately knew for a fact that I could eat the entire pterodactyl in just two sittings after using my energy in running and even missing the lunch. And true to my sense, half of the entire behemoth of a monstrosity had been snacked upon and stripped down to its boney skeleton by only my Saiyan extreme appetite and love for fresh meat.

I ate enough to feed a hungry adult Saiyan, which is to say enough for 10 men. All the energy I used today for running was restored right away. Well not all energy was restored but I was not on the verge of dropping now. And to think I will be able to eat more when I grow up.

That done I instantly smothered the flames that had already filled the purpose of roasting and preparing the scaled creature for my superhuman appetite. Half of the entire skeleton of the 'stripped-of-all-its-meat' overgrown reptile was lying completely cleaned and free of meat or skin on the cold ground outside of the home.

All that was left was a good night sleep. A reptilian-smelling burp managed to carelessly escape my mouth as I slowly walked up to the capsule house. With a second thought I stopped and went back. I stored the bones just for shit and giggles. The warehouse was quite big after all. I could fit more than 3 dozen of the pterodactyls inside that thing of the same size and still leave some space.

Now I went out for 3 reasons.

First: I wanted to eat as I was feeling very hungry. I was literally on the verge of collapsing.

Second: I didn't want Bulma to see my little penis.

And Third: I need to preserve a little bit of timeline just for sake of my sanity. In canon, Bulma bathe Goku so it was fitting.

As if on the queue, I heard Bulma's shriek. She probably found out that Goku's tail is real and not fake. Not wanting to miss seeing Bulma naked for 2nd time I sped up to the house.

INSIDE:

Bulma stuttered out "Y…You have a real Tail"

Goku naively replied "You're surprised by my tail. Oh yeah, you don't have one. All Boys have a tail"

Bulma thought about it "All Boys have it? Is that true? I have never seen a boy's naked butt before so….. I thought they only had things growing in their front" She murmured the last part.

Goku interrupted her thoughts "Yeah even Baali has one. But come to think of it, my grandpa didn't have it"

Bulma loudly exclaimed "That's what I thought! See he didn't have one either, Right! It's not normal to have one, Right!" In the end she was begging to be told the truth.

Goku innocently replied "But my Grandpa was one weird guy"

Bulma angrily replied "You are the weird one here!"

…..

I came on the scene just as Goku got ready and was making his way to the bathroom. Now Bulma doesn't know that I know that she is bathing. So I went with Goku anyway. I saw her lying inside the bathtub which was filled with bubbles. Her nipples were covered by the soap but her boobs were bare to see.

Seriously how it is that Bulma is so sexy. Her perky boobs were making me dizzy. I came out of the daze when Bulma shrieked after noticing us both standing there and ogling her. "Hey what the hell do you think you are doing?"

"You helped me wash me so I'll help wash you" Goku said while I lied "I did not think anybody was here so I came to bathe"

"No thanks! Now leave me alone. Scram" She said shooing her hand away.

Goku totally ignored her "Girls really are different! Why do you have butt up there" He said motioning to her breasts. I suppressed a laugh at his naivety and just ogled her. Seriously I have to stop doing that.

Bulma predictably got angry at his remark "You idiot! How could this be a butt?! It's a bust, a bust! You are 10 years too young to have interest in these"

"I don't know about Goku but I can assure you I have very much of interest in your boobies" I said with a perverted giggle.

"Son-kun how are old you anyway?" She asked with a blush on her face after muttering about little perverts.

Now I don't know from whom she was asking so I replied too "11" whereas Goku being dunce replied "14"

Knowing I will have to leave my eye candy if things continued the way they were, I immediately smacked Goku. "You idiot, we are 11 not 14. He doesn't know counting so ignore him" I said to Bulma to assure her. I don't think he even listened to me. I kept the fact that we will turn 13 next month to me. As I said I didn't want my eye candy to be gone.

Goku lost interest soon so he got out of Bathroom meanwhile I remained there planning to get her to open up to me more. Oh! Who am I kidding? I only wanted to see her naked more.

"So I heard you washed up Goku" I said to her to which Bulma warily nodded, probably thinking I will ask her to do the same for me. I will be lying if I said the idea didn't cross my mind but again I didn't want that. I quickly took out my clothes so that she doesn't ask me to leave the bathroom. She tried to say something but I spoke before she could turn me away.

"You know we should save water. We don't know when capsule would run out of water. I could even wash your back if you want. And I have already seen you naked so you don't have to be shy about it. Without a tail it must be hard to wash it properly" I tried to sell my theory and convince her. In reality I didn't give her any choice by taking off my clothes. Now if she make me leave she will look a little bad.

Still I was not totally sure about that as she may not care that she is coming as a bad. She looked a little bit frustrated but in the end acquiesced "I guess you are right but no funny business you understand" She said. I nodded rapidly not wanting to miss the chance. It was then she noticed my tail tied around my waist.

"Umm Baali do all boys have tail in their back" She asked hesitantly. In the meanwhile I too submerged myself in the tub and took out the shampoo. I didn't go commando. Instead I took out my pants when I submerged myself in the tub. I did not in any case, wanted her to see my little dick. I seriously waited the day puberty would finally kick in and my body won't look like fucking 10 year old.

"Bulma our King is a dog and you must have seen many other species of children in the city so why are you fixated on me and Goku having a tail. But still to satisfy your curiosity – No! Not all boys have tails on their back" I exasperatedly replied while massaging my scalp with the shampoo.

Oh! God! How I missed this feeling after living in wilderness and bathing in a rivers only. I can't really describe the heavenly feeling I am feeling. Trust me I never had a 'bubble bath' and 'shampoo' in the last decade. Someone has said true – You don't value the thing until it is taken away.

When she asked why I had a tail in the first place I replied, "I don't know. My grandpa said we were born with it but he was not sure since he found us in the forest"

Bulma didn't know what to think about that. She tried to rack her brain for any kinds of possibilities as to why, that Goku and Baali were the result of some kind of gene-splicing experiment…or maybe they were naturally half monkey? She shuddered at that one and hoped that wasn't the case. If anything else they didn't look like a monkey so that assumption was probably completely wrong in the first place. They were one big mystery.

Still carrying out my next plan I shook my head in the game "So Bulma do you need me to wash your back" I said a little hope seeping in my voice. She was still submerged neck deep in the tub after all. I hadn't got any chance to see her boobs since Goku went away.

She looked at me suspiciously. I tried to hide my perverted smile but couldn't do it. She saw it and angrily replied negatively. Still I felt this plan was partially successful – I saw and bathe with Bulma naked and she didn't even try to bash my head off. The problem arose when it was time to get out of the tub.

We both didn't want to flash each other. But I totally wanted to see her naked. In the end I turn my head towards the wall while she got out of the tub. She didn't know but I could see her reflection from the window mirror. Not that I got to see anything good – Just her cute butt. When she was gone I followed her example.

When I went outside, I saw Bulma wearing her pink night dress, drying her hair while Goku was asking for food. She was wearing a slightly overgrown, hot pink colored night gown with her signature, beautiful turquoise hair being left down for the night as it appeared to be still somewhat soaked from her bathing session, showcasing her beauty as the wet hair gleamed magnificently in the depths of the glistering room. She also wore pink socks and blue sneakers.

While in anime it didn't show but here her boobs were seriously outlined in her dress. I had to stop myself from looking in their direction for long time not wanting to come off as a creep to Bulma.

It didn't take much time for Bulma to make a dinner, although it wouldn't be called even snack by Saiyan standards. The whole time I watched Bulma's behind hoping to get a glimpse of her ass in the skimpy night dress but I wasn't lucky. As I already ate that pterodactyl so I had no problem eating some bread and salad. Coffee was good too. But Goku didn't like that at all. For him Bread was light and soup (coffee) bitter.

I knew he was going to hunt some food when he started wearing his shoes and put Power Pole on his back. It was a perfect chance to know whether this is manga or anime. Now I could go with him and not let him destroy Mai and rabbit ninja's airplane if it is anime. On the other hand I could give Bulma, company.

In the end I decided to go with Goku. It isn't like something could happen with Bulma and me while I was still a runt.

Still before going away I asked Bulma to check with maps about our location. I can't be too sure that we will find a way back to the house. I didn't want to be lost at night just because I was careless.

Bulma just shrugged and took out a map from her purse. According to it we were in Skull valley. Ryugadani was just on the opposite side of the cliff about 2 kilometers away from here. I made sure to remember our location. I didn't ask Bulma to lend me that map knowing she won't give it for free.

I could also collect more wolves now that I had a storing warehouse capsule if this turned out to be anime. With that I took off with Goku to hunt some game.

Try as we might, we couldn't find any game. Goku caught a big centipede but that was it. Suddenly we heard and engine above us. I noticed it was an airplane but Goku made up his mind that it was some sort of bird.

'So this is an anime. Still I couldn't be too sure as it could be a mix of the both' I mused

We reached Ryugadani by following the airplane. It was a dark valley just below a cliff. I saw Mai and Shu some feet away from the plane. Just as we reached there, Goku proclaimed that he saw that airplane first so he is going to eat it. I literally face palmed at Goku's ignorance and naivety.

I was distracted when I heard them talking about us. I looked up to see a small rabbit/fox in an outfit of a ninja and a teenage girl in a military outfit.

The rabbit ninja asked "Who are you?"

I was just about to flashily introduce myself when Mai cut me off and commented "What pathetic outfits. You must be from the sticks. Hurry back little boys. This is not a place for 2 little boys"

My eye twitched when I heard her 'superior and arrogant' tone. Bulma was enough, I don't need another one. Now I don't know what sticks is but her tone was really irritating me. It really hurt my ego when she commented on my height and called me a little boy. But I guess I can't fault her for that, I was in a little boy's body.

She sure as hell is hot though but I know when it comes to sexual parts she is like blushing virgin bride. I wanted to smack her ass upside down for her tone and 'little boy' comment. I was even just going to do that when we all heard unmistakable sound of growling.

One by one over a dozen wolves came out of the shadows. Their eyes even glow red in the dark. While Mai and Shu got scared by seeing the wolves, I was happy. These wolves could sustain us for 3-4 days. We won't need to hunt for next few days. I could store them in the storing capsule and their skin will also fetch a good price in the market. I already confirmed that they will decompose slowly while they are in the capsule from Bulma.

With that Wolves charged at us randomly. It didn't even take a minute for me and Goku to make a short work of them. While we were fighting the wolves, Mai and Shu made a run to their airplane. We were not far behind them. Goku still wanted his favorite Roasted chicken after all.

Now in cannon he would have destroyed the airplane leaving Shu and Mai to their fate but I had other plans regarding them.

Before Goku could attack the airplane I blocked him.

"What's the big idea Baali? I want to eat that bird before it flies off" He said. I could clearly see that both Mai and Shu were puzzled and scared shitless.

"You Moron, It's not a bird it's an airplane. It's made of steel! See" I said. I took his hand made him touch the plane so he could feel it himself.

"Oh man! I wanted to eat a roasted chicken" He said while laughing it off.

"I know. Now go and collect all the wolves, we would store them in my warehouse. You can eat a wolf instead of chicken. It's basically a same thing. Now go, I need to talk to these 2 about something" I ordered him which he followed without any fuss.

"W…What do want to talk about" Mai stuttered out scared shitless. She should be. We just killed more than a dozen wolves by ourselves.

I smirked at her a plan forming in my mind. On one hand I could ask for something perverted but she is not my type, much. Moreover I know she is destined to be with Trunks. Although I don't have any problems with stealing his future Girlfriend or anyone's girlfriend for that matter, I did not want to do that now. It was a long day and I was feeling really tired after all of the running, I had done today.

The crux of the matter was I wouldn't be able to appreciate anything for now. 'Damn my small underdeveloped body' I cursed in my mind

"Well there is a matter of payment for saving both of your lives" I said seriously so that they know I mean business.

"We don't have anything on us except this plane and we will need it to go home. Please don't take the plane away from us" She begged. She knew she can't defeat me so she had to beg. Although she might be just trying to manipulate me thinking me a small boy. Well I could play her game and let her do as she pleases, for now.

"Okay I guess but whenever we meet in future you better be prepared for paying me" I said knowing I will need to cash that favor. They nodded and hurriedly got into the plane.

With that they flew away in their airplane quickly thinking they made a fool out of me while I knew that it wasn't that case. We were going to meet in future and I can cash that favor then. If they refuse well I know how to take what is mine.

In the mean time Goku had collected all the wolves in a heap. I took out the warehouse capsule and threw in a large clearing. I counted when I stored them away. There were total 16 wolves. I stored 15 wolves while Goku hauled a wolf on his shoulder.

With that done we were off to the Bulma's capsule house….

The reaction of Bulma was hilarious when she saw Goku carrying a wolf.

Goku repeatedly asked if she wanted to eat but Bulma was quite stubborn. "Heck there is no way I would eat that stuff" She said.

I helped Goku in preparing the meal. I even stored the skin of the wolf for selling. I also used some of Bulma's ration to make it healthy. From there I got an idea. I asked Bulma to put her 2nd refrigerator in the house. That way I would be able to use vegetables and other things while cooking my food.

After brushing my teeth, I was literally dropping. When it was time to sleep, I didn't even argue about the bed or futon. I already tuned out their bickering and dropped on my futon.

By the time I hit futon I was asleep.

P.O.V change

Pilaf was day dreaming about his glory days when people will bow before him as he passes. Just then the door opened and his 2 lackeys – Shu and Mai came in running. Pilaf hopped off from the chair but not before putting the dragon ball on its stand with great care. It was after all his ticket to greatness.

He turned towards them and asked "So did you get the Dragon Ball?"

"That's it Pilaf Sama" "The information was apparently false" Both said at the same time while huffing and puffing.

"What?" Pilaf screamed

"Not just that, a pack of wolves surrounded us" Mai said trembling as she remembered how close they came to death while Shu picked up from where pilaf left "and then 2 monkey like boys showed up and…."

Pilaf had enough and cut Shu mid way "Enough of your pathetic excuses. Stop wasting time and go find some information" Pilaf screamed at them

"Yes sire" They instantly got alert and saluted him. With that both went away from the room in a hurry. Meanwhile pilaf just huffed and grumbled about incompetent lackeys.

P.O.V change

The next time I woke up was with the scream of Goku followed by Bulma's scream "You can it. Will You? I want to sleep!" I said putting a pillow over my head.

"No balls! P...pee" Goku said frightened. Now that I was little bit awake, I remembered that he would have used Bulma's crotch as a pillow and when he found it uncomfortable he would have taken out her panties.

'Damn I missed the opportunity to see her pussy' I mused bitterly.

My solution to Goku's panic was to smack over Goku's head to shut him up for a bit. Yeah, it was cruel but he'll get stronger from it. Besides, he'll thank me later. It wasn't like he would get any dumber. After checking Dragon balls Bulma again went to bed.

I laid there for some time but I knew I was not going to get any sleep, now that I was awake so I stood up and put out my Futon. We both did our morning rituals. Trust me using a bathroom after a decade of going in wilderness, was an amazing experience. Goku being Goku did in the wilderness.

I also knew that Bulma was going to take her time getting up so I asked Goku for a spar. Now I could easily keep up with Goku but when he started using the power pole, he would get a little difficult to beat up. That power pole hurt like bitch and Goku wasn't an amateur in using that. Still I was always on top. After a long spar we were quite hungry and Bulma had just woken up.

I tried to sense the Turtle but either he wasn't here or his presence was too small for me to sense. I shrugged and opened the warehouse capsule. I couldn't do anything about it so it was no use worrying.

I took out 2 wolves and start preparing them for the breakfast. Pterodactyl meat could be used later on as it didn't get bad for a long time but wolves would. Goku helped me in skinning the wolves. I again stored the skin as it could be sold easily.

After we were done Goku went inside to annoy Bulma while I collected the woods and started the fire as nobody was there to see me. I just sat there after I was done thinking of the canon. Suddenly I had a thought.

I already had a spar with Goku so he didn't need to exercise and if he didn't exercise he wouldn't find the turtle. With that thought, I went to check on the amphibian that had been our unintended neighbor while my wolves cooked.

Try as I might I couldn't find him. In the end I decided to find him later. I checked on the wolves whether they were cooking or not. Seeing that they were ready I quickly put out the fire and called Goku out to eat.

We silently ate the breakfast. I even asked Bulma like a gentleman but she replied negatively. Well it's her loss and more food for us. When we were done Goku again went inside again to annoy her while I remained there planning for next course of action.

It would change a little bit of story if I don't find the turtle. I wasn't especially worried about him but still…So I looked around again, determined to find him. It didn't take much time for me to find him. He was actually in foliage of some big leaves. His shell really looked like a rock so it was quite difficult to spot but I did it with some luck.

"Whoa! Put me down, I'm not a rock." He said sweating nervously when I lifted him up by mistake.

I put him down feeling great that cannon will not be altered now.

"Dear…me what a fright" He said while huffing and puffing. Wow he really is old if he could get frighten by that. Then I remembered that he is about 1000 years old.

"Hello!" I greeted him jovially.

"Hello. My name is Turtle. Who are you?" He greeted back

"I'm Son Baali. How'd you get here? It's a long way from the ocean" I asked him feigning innocence.

"It's a long story. Do you have any saltwater, by any chance?" He asked.

Of course, I already knew Turtle was out gathering mushrooms when he got lost and could not find his way back to the sea for a whole year.

I called out Bulma and Goku. Goku took one look at him and thought we were going to eat him and trust me a small part of my mind wanted to test that theory. But I controlled myself and explained his situation.

Bulma got a bucket of artificial seawater on my request, which he guzzled thirstily.

He explained that he was a turtle to which Bulma got angry for stating the obvious. He then hastily explained his situation that he was out gathering mushrooms when he got lost and could not find his way back. He'd been trying to make his way home ever since, but he was very slow on land.

Bulma went back and pulled out a map. "You're out of luck. The ocean is about 120 kilometers away in the south" She said without a shred of remorse. I had to stop myself from face palming at her diplomacy.

Hearing this turtle began to cry "That'll take me 10 years!" Turtle wailed, holding his head with his flippers.

"We can take you" I offered.

"Ehh! You mean….. You'll really do it" He said getting excited

"What? Baali, we're on a mission here! We can't take a detour for every 'Hard Luck' we run into. No offense" She tacked on.

"None taken" He said. This was one chill turtle. Still I could detect a hint of sadness in his voice. I and Bulma bickered a lot about helping him and not helping him.

"This isn't any of our business" "It's a waste of time" She said trying to convince me "We have to leave, as we have a long way to go before this evening"

"I thought you just picked a means of transportation that is not the fastest at your disposal?" Goku pointed out remembering how she boasted for picking up fastest transportation capsules yesterday.

"How helpful you can be, Goku" hissed Bulma

But Goku figured it was the right thing to do.

Bulma used her last card "Fine then Do as you like! But make sure you don't come crawling back to me later! I won't show you any mercy! And you can forget about our Deal!" She said

"Bulma you are making this an unnecessary complicated. We will come back in 6 hours max. But if you want to back off the deal, Fine! It's your funeral. Come Goku" I shrugged. Goku dutifully came beside me. I was also ready.

Just before we start our little detour I said to Bulma "If you decide to come. Bring back the house capsule with you. That way we can save a lot of time which we will be spending getting back here otherwise" I deftly ignored her cutting remark.

Then I hoisted the turtle on my back determined to head for the ocean. This way I would even get some training done. The turtle even apologized about the inconvenience but I shrugged knowing it was no trouble at all. After all we were going to get 'Kinto-Un' for this and I remember Goku liked it a lot in cannon.

"Later Bulma, See if you can make nice with hungry or horny dinosaurs!" I yelled as I sped up.

Now Bulma didn't get what he went by "horny dinosaurs", until she saw some dinosaurs and some flying Pterodactyl at some distance away. She then realized she was all alone with the two people who could fight are going away. Her face went red as she took for her motorcycle to ride after them but not before decapsuling the house and taking it with her.

"Baali, you little jackass, wait up!" Bulma said speeding after them.

I also knew Bulma will be here in no time. That's why I was running a bit slowly but not too slowly. Sure Bulma followed right after us on her motorcycle after 5 minutes, seeing as how she didn't want to handle any danger by herself. Not like she could anyway. Moreover the 4 star Dragon ball was with Goku anyway. So she needed us more than we needed her.

With that done, I increased my speed. Goku and Bulma matched my speed easily.

"Eh? But I thought you said we wouldn't meet again" I asked her mockingly

"You really aren't cute you know that" She said sticking out her tongue.

"You are just afraid of being by yourself" Goku chimed in

"Ho….ho…hoho! Don't say stupid things. The only thing on my mind is getting your dragon ball" She said but she wasn't fooling anybody.

I wanting to tease her more, said "Now... What happened to not showing my face to you ever again?"

"I am just noble for my own good okay" She said. Seriously she was saying that after trying to convince us to ditch the turtle. My face must have shown my thoughts at her bullshit as she suddenly blushed. She was all quiet after that.

Soon, all four of us were on their way to the ocean. I sped in my full speed. Goku also followed and matched me in the speed. He was only doing that because I was weighed down by the turtle and trust me he was not exactly light. Our little mini journey was nearly uneventful until we were cornered by a massive bear bandit. We were just 2 kilometers away from ocean when a bear who was watching us came out of hiding to face us.

"Hey, how about the two of you stop right where you are" a bellowing voice spoke up stopping us in our tracks. We looked up to see an orange-furred bestiality of a grizzly bear.

The creature registering a single tuff of extended, spiked up fur in the shape of a vicious Mohawk streaking across the middle of his face. The menacing carnivore was attired in an insanely bulky and strange set of black and red samurai-like armor that hugged his body like a second skin, complimenting his protective outfit with a pair of purple metallic wristbands and completing it with a violet-colored sash that reigned over the top half of his white pants.

His gleaming, heartless eyes pierced fear into the hearts of both Turtle and Bulma with just a single glare, one of which registered a brilliant golden color that dazzled like the morning star while the other was without both color and an iris (a troubling scar left behind from some accident unknown to very many including me). Each of the brute's muscular arms of grease, fur, and muscle were as large as boulders, packed with enough power to strike terror into the hearts of any normal human.

He was hoisting the incredibly large Chinese broadsword known simply as an Azure Dragon Sword in the beast's clawed paws as it clenched its weapon of choice with thrill to instigate a battle of any sort at even a moment's notice.

He was Bear Thief.

I completely forgot about this waste of ink and paper. This guy was complete joke and I wasn't even scared. Considering all the people in Dragon Ball alone, he was very low on the pecking order.

He demanded from me to hand over the turtle for his lunch and in exchange he would let them both live. "Ha-ha…. Kid! Wanna hand over that sea turtle to me? It's my favorite food you know" he said

"No. I don't want to give you the turtle" I said.

"I did give you a chance kid. Now, I suggest that you simply handover that shelled delicacy of yours, along with any and all sort of valuables that you might have on you, and I might take a moment to consider letting you and the bitch there live on the rest of your lives" The creature snickered through his long, sticky tongue instinctively licking across his lips at the thought of having an enormous 'bowl' of Turtle Soup to keep him fed for the next week or two. Hibernation would definitely be going well for him this year if he got his hands on that massive reptilian feast!

"Goku, Baali! Quit being stupid! He's huge" Bulma said terrified of him. Bulma cried with a worrisome gulp forcing itself down her throat as she felt her stomach dropping, twisting itself in knots, and then doing the same thing over and over again, as if trapped on replay mode in actual life. Her face was flooded in a second skin of sweat and tears, she couldn't bring herself to look up at the terrifying sight of the at least nine foot tall bear… no, not a bear... but a beast that stood only some feet in front of her.

I knew she was terrified of what he would do to her but at least she could show some backbone. Bulma being the oh-so-chivalrous person she was…practically demanded for me to hand over the turtle.

"H...Hehehe... Please take it. Come on Son Kun give him the turtle already" She stuttered out again

Both boys serving as her only means of protection against the armed mercenary. Sure yeah, Goku had shown to be unaffected by stray bullets and Baali could run side by side with her bike but even then she doubted that Goku and Baali would be able to fight his way out of this one – there was no way! This was a natural born KILLER, one known as a man-eater (not a man-beat you up and then you can go)

And to make manners even worse: he was currently armed with a brilliant sword that not only measured nearly 5 whole feet, but was also jagged in an entire row of razor sharp wedges and edges

Honestly though, since when did the life of some pathetically useless, overweight turtle compare to the life of the self-proclaimed heir of Capsule Corporations? The life of yours truly, Bulma Brief, one of (if not THE) richest and smartest young women in the entire country… or more like the entire freaking world, was much more valuable and treasured than a filthy sea creature's and there was absolutely no question about that.

There were millions of sea turtles in the world, but there was only one Bulma Brief… or at least one with brilliant cerulean blue hair like her. This idiot was NOT about to get her killed by some ravage beast of a grizzly!

"I don't know how freaking important your life is to you, you tailed bastard, but I'm absolutely POSITIVE that the life of that salt water dwelling creature isn't worth even a fraction of my own!" She screamed at me. I just tuned her out.

"I suggest that you listen to your friend there," The Bear Thief snickered. The creature's flesh-tearing, mouth of disastrous fangs grew wider and wider, basically feeding off of the obvious fear that Bulma was now feeling. Each word that spilled from her mouth in a sense of urgency and anxiety acting as fuel to the fire that was his spirit and hope of breaking us into the same feeling of distress.

"Unless of course… you have some sort of death wish or something. I could have a few more over for dinner but I doubt that you'll be the ones doing much of the eating" The orange creature added in that venomous tone.

But I just scoffed at the idea of the bear being threatening. It just didn't know but it was going into my inventory. Eating only wolf meat for next few days will be boring. Bear meat will definitely be good.

Seeing us both not fearing for our lives he tried to intimidate us once more "If you are even tiny bit concerned about your lives, it will do ya good to leave it behind. Unless, that is…. you want me cut you all up too" he said cruelly showing his sword.

'Ok does he only threaten? Because I am getting bored by his voice' I wondered

"All right, Goku you can beat him. I'll watch the turtle and Bulma" I said at last. Now I wasn't that heartless hogging all opponents to myself so I asked Goku to fight him, which he did happily.

"Goku, Don't do it, he's armed with that sword…" Bulma said before I faced her.

"Bulma, if Goku beat him you will owe me a favor, no questions asked" I said turning towards her cutting her before she could finish that sentence. I wanted a refrigerator for me as soon as possible and this fit perfectly into my plans.

We weren't once scared. Goku even stuck out his tongue much to the anger of Bear Thief and my amusement. Moreover his sword and armor really caught my eye. They could fetch a good price at some shop.

Not wanting to die Bulma got ready to ditch us. "Hey Dummy! Just give him the turtle. What's wrong with you?" She said starting the bike.

"First don't call me Dummy. Second he is not that tough. Actually he is quite weak. Third I don't want to give him the turtle so SHUT Up" I said turning to Bulma once more. I easily dodged the sword strike from the bear. Most probably he got angry when I called him weak. Bulma also didn't speak up after that.

"Weak?" The bear repeated with a vicious roar.

Did this… pathetic, furless HUMAN actually have the nerve to speak to him – leader of the Kuma Mercenary Clan with such disrespect and arrogance? And weak? No, he was ANYTHING but that for sure. If he desired to do so, he could most definitely snap apart every last bone in this long-haired prick's body in just a single snap of his viciously powerful jaws.

Goku took out the power pole from his back and got in a stance. With that both charged up at each other. Goku kept dodging his strikes easily. He looked like he was enjoying the little spar.

The bear even complimented him "You got some moves kid. A fine match for my blade, But you won't be able to dodge it always" He said and sped a little more

Still I was getting bored seeing the 'spar'. "Goku finish him already" I said

When next time the Bear tried to strike him with his sword, Goku dodged it and stood up on the sword itself. The Bear was clearly surprised. Goku in a childish move jumped and landed on his face.

"Rock-Paper-Fist! HYAH" and with a shout he punched the bear in between his eyes. By the time Bear hit the ground it was already dead.

"Let's keep going" Goku said while walking towards us while Bulma remarked that she didn't know Goku was that strong

"Seriously after he lifted your car, you still think he is weak" I asked her rhetorically. She sheepishly smiled at that.

"And wait, I need to store him in the warehouse. We shouldn't waste food like that" I said while I checked him if he really was dead. Bulma got a gross look again while Goku just laughed. With that I threw the capsule and stored the bear away in the warehouse. The warehouse was about half full after that.

In the mean time Goku asked the turtle "So are you really tasty like that guy said?" to which the turtle frantically replied negatively "T...There's no way I'd be tasty. In fact I taste terrible. Everyone knows that hahaha" he said jokingly while sweating tons of buckets. He wasn't fooling me but he sure fooled Goku.

"Oh okay, you don't look tasty anyway" Goku said. The turtle sighed in relief. After the comic event was over I hoisted him once again and started running. Goku ran side by side with me while Bulma rode on her bike. We made it in quite easily with no any trouble at all. It took us only 3 hours and some in total to get him here.

"There it is! I found it!" Bulma yelled. We were standing on a hill that was surrounded by tall palm trees and a mass of other greenery. The beach was just below them and beyond that was the ocean.

"Look! Look! We're really here!" Goku shouted as we and Bulma moved down. "It's huge! And blue! And beautiful! Hahaha! Whoa!" A light breeze from the ocean blew over them making their hair lightly waver. "The sea" He said mystified.

"Isn't it beautiful Goku?" Bulma asked him, feeling the same sensation of wonder.

"Yeah, it's incredible. I never dreamed that a place like this really existed" He replied.

Turtle waddled forward a bit more in front of them and took a nice look whiff of the sea water's scent. "I was starting to wonder myself. It's been so long. Thanks for bringing me back." He said with tears in his eyes. I really felt a little bad for him seeing his tears. Now that I think, years on his own would have been quite tough for him.

Turtle all but sprinted into the water, crying out with joy. "Thank you so much!" Turtle spoke up from where he'd been playing in the ocean.

I smiled. "No problem! Ha-ha-it was a lot of fun!" The sun started to shine a bit more bestowing its warm rays on them. Bulma felt so relaxed in the new temperature that she stretched out her arms and took it in a bit more.

"You sure do live in a big place Turtle" Goku complimented naively.

"I never would've made it if it wasn't for you," He nodded, "Thank you again. Well I better get going" Turtle said as he made his way into the water. He happily hummed at the long familiar feeling.

"Any time" I replied feeling nervous that he wasn't going to give us presents. If that happen this trip would have been a waste.

Turtle swam out a bit more but not before turning to them once more. "Would you mind waiting here? Please! I have a gift I'd like to give you to repay you for all you've done for me" he said.

Goku and Bulma both looked confused. "A gift?" they wondered, while I sighed in relief.

"What kind of gift could a turtle have, huh?" Bulma actually asked.

"You'll see. I'll be back soon. Please wait here" With that he turned around one more time and swam off to Kame house place probably.

Bulma just hoped that whatever he brought back wasn't going to be something worthless. She'd be quite upset if he made them wait here for who knows how long and that turtle gifted them some kind of shell as repayment.

"You think he'll be coming back Baali?" Bulma questioned me. Maybe she was worried whether or not we had actually been scammed into helping out Turtle finding his way home and would be leaving with nothing more than lost time that could've been used for carrying on with their very own agenda.

"It better be back within the next hour or our next job will be hunting it to the end of the world… and instead of that bear having a steaming hot bowl of turtle soup for each night in the next week, it'll be you and I, Blue" I responded with a bit of a snickering laugh, joking around almost entirely.

I wasn't upset. Moreover I knew he would be returning with Roshi in the meanwhile Goku getting curious tasted the saltwater which he didn't like one bit. I had to stifle a laugh at his expression. A chuckle or two still escaped my mouth.

So basically it was half an hour of us here by ourselves, doing whatever we could to kill time. Goku had no problems entertaining himself. As for Bulma…well it could've been worse, that's for sure. She'd take this than dealing with anymore monsters or bandits….or bandit monsters.

I turned to Bulma getting an idea. "Well, Bulma, how about it? Feel like a day at the beach?" I asked her.

"Sure! Why not? But I didn't bring any swimming costume" She said shrugging. With that she turned back and threw a capsule after taking it out from her pouch which turned into a chair and umbrella.

Bulma settled in on the beach while Goku and I went off in the water. Just imagining the sight of her in a two-piece lounging on a chaise in the sun was damn sexy. Still I was very glad that the water was cold. Otherwise she would have noticed my dick being erect on seeing. I wanted to see her tits again but she didn't get in the water no matter how many times I asked her.

I was sure that her gown would be seeing through if it was wet. Already I could see outline of her boobs if I concentrated hard enough.

I played around in the water, doing laps and flips and dives, before relaxing on the beach. I built a city out of sand and then rampaged through it like Godzilla or Kong, to which Bulma giggled.

After that, I just laid back in the sand next to her. Rest was just as much a part of training as working out. It was good for me to just take a day off every now and then. I even took some peeks at her while she just laid there basking in the sun.

About 10 minutes later, there was a beeping from Bulma's bag. She went to check, while I just stared at her jiggling bum. Her eyes shot wide open, I noticed when she walked toward me "Baali, Another Dragon Ball is moving… towards us!"

I perked up. "Huh. Maybe that's the gift Turtle's master wants to give us" I said knowing Roshi will be already having it.

"This is just the best day! Woo-hoo!" Bulma jumped up and down in joy. My eyes tracked her jiggling bits for a few seconds before I rushed into the ocean and began swimming off my desires, cramps be damned. Man, Goku must be just been asexual instead of brain damaged. My body had no problem reacting to my naughty thoughts. I just wondered how he did it with Chichi on the wedding night in the cannon.

Now, if only my growth spurt would come earlier than 17-20 like it did for Goku in the cannon. That would be nice.

A couple of minutes later, I went back on the ground when I felt a little cold. Roshi was going to be here any minute now. Still I knew Roshi will be asking her to flash him. I didn't want that. I already had a plan to take Dragon ball off him without Bulma flashing the pervert.

"Bulma let me do the talking okay. I just have the bad feeling to this" I told her. But she wouldn't listen to me. She said she was the older one so she would talk. In the end I admitted defeat and decided to step in when he makes the demand. That way I become a hero.

Speaking of which, Bulma noticed a dot on the horizon and made it known "Hey what's that?" I looked in the direction. Turtle appeared on the horizon. There appeared to be someone on his back. I noticed that easily

Goku easily recognized them "It's the turtle but someone's on his back" He said mirroring my observation.

"Wow, it's like you got super vision or something. That's pretty cool Goku." She said

He pointed a finger to the ocean, and sure enough, there they could see something swimming in the water, leaving a white trail behind it, and someone standing on its back, above the surface of the ocean. What they didn't know was that I had stretched my senses. Normally I kept my sensing in check with only few feet of range. But now I was stretching my range.

I was trying to gauge his level and pretty sure I sensed him. He was quite powerful. Judging by his KI, he was twice as much as powerful as Goku although his speed will be slow due to that shell on his back.

"Hey Turtle…over here!" Goku yelled out to them.

"I wonder what he's brought back for us" Bulma wondered out loud

"Sorry to keep you waiting! I had to go get my master!" Turtle said. "Hey, you guys! This is my master. He's here to give you a gift!" the Turtle said when he got closer.

Master Roshi the Turtle Hermit walked off his underling's back and onto the beach. He looked exactly as I 'remembered' him. Short, bald head, white thick moustache with a long beard, red rimmed sunglasses, tropical outfit, gnarly old wooden staff/cane, and turtle shell on his back.

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And done, damn it crossed 11.3k+ words for my 2nd chapter. These chapters are seriously getting long no matter how hard I try to limit them.

So how do you like the second chapter? Comment if you have any good advice.

On further Note: From now on I might be able to update few more chapter till August as it is easy to write a story when there is a context. I will just have to listen and type. But after few chapters the story will start changing so I will require more time to update.

Those who like 'Harry Potter'; 'Highschool of the dead'; 'Goblin Slayer 'and 'One Piece' can check out my other stories. "Harry potter: Self Insert"; "Highschool of the dead: Self Insert"; "Goblin Slayer: Self Insert" and "One piece: Self insert"

DAY 1

3 pm: 15 minutes break

6 pm: Stopped to night out

7:10 pm: Went to hunt after eating and taking a bath

9 pm: Went to sleep

Total distance covered 300 Kilometer to Aru Village. Remaining distance 940 Km

DAY 2

6 am: Goku and I woke up

6:30 am: Started the spar after doing morning rituals.

7 am: Bulma woke up. We disengaged from the spar. I started cooking the wolves after we skinned them.

7:40 am: Ate the wolves. I started the search for turtle again while Goku annoyed Bulma

8:05 am: Took a little detour to beach after finding turtle and a little spat with Bulma

11:20 am: Encountered Bear thief (speed a little slow because of the weight of turtle)

11:40 pm: Reached on the beach after covering 120 Kilometer.

12:10 pm: Roshi came into the picture

Power levels:

Bulma: 04

Goku: 42; Oozaru form: Height and Power x10 (420)

Baali: 49+; Oozaru form: Height and Power x10 (490+)

Mai: 06

Shu: 04

Wolf: 08; Wolves (x16): 24

Turtle: 0.1

Bear Thief: 15

Master Roshi: 85