Omake
Author: Kyaaaa! Finally the last chapter for the character introductions. It's time for your cue, Takasu- Eh? Where are you Takasugi?
Sougo: If you're looking for Takasugi, he has already left.
Kamui: Yep. he said *coughs and imitates Takasugi's voice* "I don't have time for this crap. I just wanted to destroy this rotten world" But actually, his mind is more rotten than this world.
Sougo: Sou, sou. Let's just ignore that one-eyed bastard and move on to the story without him.
Takasugi: Who are you calling a one-eyed bastard, brat?
Author: Ah, there he is. Where have you been?
Takasugi: That two idiot tried to kill me. They throw me in some well and lock me there. *exhales smokes*
Author: Isn't that kinda like Sadako? More importantly do the disclaimer and the narration, Shin-chan.
Takasugi: I'm tired, you do it by yourself. And also, don't call me with that stupid nickname.
Author: Eh? Okay... I don't own Gintama neither the characters.
Heartless and Hardcore
Normal POV:
It was already his first year in highschool, however, our greatest delinquent is still asleep. He didn't mind if he was already late in class or not. Of course, he's a delinquent after all, silly me. It was already 6:50am in the morning but it seems like he's not planning to wake up any soon. Screw this, wake up Takasugi! How am I going to introduce you if you would just sleep there! Get up, cyclops!
"Shut up. You're not my mother." He said while pulling the pillows on his head. Looks like this chapter is going out of nowhere.
Takasugi's POV
Why the hell do I have to wake up early just to go to school? Why do school have to be early? Why do Gintoki always stopped my plans? Why don't they give screentime? Why do Kamui ranked higher than me in the third popularity polls when I've appeared earlier? Why do I have to participate in this? Why am I here instead of destroying the world? Why am I small?
Oi, who added that last question?
Ruffling my messy bed hair, I stand up lazily and looked at the clock. It's just 7:00am, I need more sleep. I returned to my bed and start sleeping. Looks like I'm gonna be busy sleeping today.
The end.
"He sleeps and sleeps but never grows. How pitiful" said by a certain sadist from afar.
"And he's acting all cool but he's just really lonely emo inside" said by another voice by a psychopath killer.
Oi, you brats. I can hear you. I'll continue, you happy?
I headed straight in the shower. I let the cold water flow through my body to awaken my sleeping blood. I came out from the bathroom with just a towel wrapped in my waist and walked near the cabinet stand. I stand up fronting the mirror and wear my eye-patch. I dried myself a little bit and started putting my uniform along with my wine colored undershirt. I looked at the clock again, it's just 7:20am. I grab my bag and started heading out. Maybe it's better to be early sometimes.
I locked the door in my apartment and started walking through the streets. It was a beautiful sight indeed. Sakura swaying with the wind and the sun rays glittering on the road. Let me introduce myself to you while I'm heading to school because I needed to do so. I'm Takasugi Shinsuke, the man who will destroy the world and become the samurai king... samurai king my ass. In this story, I'm always referred as a delinquent but not really. Stupid delinquents are just attacking me from nowhere because of my appearance which I really looked like a delinquent, but I'll just easily beat them up. They're just full of talk but can't do jackshit. They said that I looked liked some final boss from some stupid RPG games by wearing an eye-patch over my left eye and wearing a wine colored undershirt which is against school rules. And I also walked in a cocky manner such as putting my hands in my pocket, then add my pedo rape face. I'll just fight when it's needed. I'll just kill when it's needed. Because of some stupid rumors, my reputation has been greatly damaged just like what the author is doing in my character right now in this story but still, my fangirls won't leave me. And also because of those rumors, almost many people in every school I've enrolled is scared the shit out of me. I'm not going to eat them, aren't I? The only person I can hangout with is my childhood friend, Kawakami Bansai. He's a weird person and ends most of his sentences with 'I daresay'. He's also addicted to music.
When I've finally reached my destination, I saw nothing but just an empty big school with sakura tress in the corner. Looks like I've arrived early. I entered the school gates and walked to the class boards. I find my name in the left corner, class 1-C in fourth floor with a total of 20 students including me. Maybe I should head out already in the classroom and take a nap? Yeah, I'll be doing that.
I headed through the stairs which I've found easily unlike the first idiot in the first chapter who ended up getting lost and bumped someone. I've walked my way until the fourth floor and look for the sign '1-C' above and there it is, found it. I opened the door with an expressionless face. Then there I saw all of my classmates along with our wavy silver-haired teacher staring at me like I did something wrong.
"I must be in the wrong class" I muttered and closed the door like nothing happened. I looked again at the sign above, it was clearly 1-C. No matter how I looked, it's clearly 1-C. I reopened the door just to see my classmates and teacher still staring at me. There was a complete silence filling the room. Just them staring at me and I'll just stare back to them. Worthless.
"You're late, Takasugi" said by our wavy silver-haired teacher breaking the complete silence filled in the room. "Introduce yourself"
Damn, and here I thought I was early. It was the complete opposite. Just what time our school starts? As far as I know, it's 8am right? I looked at the clock hanging in the room, it's just 7:50am. They should be grateful to me that I came here 10 minutes early.
"Sensei, but it's just 7:50. Classes starts at 8am right? You should be grateful that I came here 10 minutes early? Are you stupid?'' I defended myself.
"You're the one who's stupid. Classes starts at 7:20am which means you're 30 minutes late and also, you should be the one that must be grateful that I'll accept you in my class. So stop wasting my time and introduce yourself, Takasugi" the teacher said in a deadpanned voice which pissed me off for some reasons. Che whatever, it's my fault anyway. I entered the classroom filled with stupid stares at me. I stand in front of the center and started introducing myself which really annoyed the hell out of me during first days. And what's make it more annoying is that you're the only one left to speak since you're late so you're classmates' attention is all focused in you.
"I-I'm Takasugi Shinsuke from Kiheitai middle school." I said in a cool manner hiding my annoyed emotion.
"Isn't he the famous delinquent who sent 5 gangs in the hospital just by himself?" A guy whispered in the right corner.
"Kiheitai middle school is notorious for having many delinquents, right? He must be scary" another guy added.
"I don't care if he's delinquent or not. Look at him, he's so hot!" A fangirl exclaimed.
"Kyaaa! His red shirt and eye-patch turns me on!" A pervert fangirl exclaimed.
"But still he's a delinquent, he's dangerous" another guy whispered.
Oy, I can hear all of you. This is really annoying. All of them are good for nothing. Madao is much better than these low lives.
The teacher clapped his hand and said, "Just shut up all of you. It's annoying." then he pointed a chair beside the window in the last row "That place will be your seat" he said. I just walked through my stupid classmates which is full of giggling girls and whispering boys. I just sighed and take my seat. I looked at my front in which I saw a sandy haired guy sleeping wearing a red eye mask with two wide eyes in it. He was drooling and he uses a book to hide the fact that's he sleeping in class. While in my right, a braided vermilion haired guy is eating his bento already and he also uses a book to hide it. When he noticed me that I was looking at him, he just smiled innocently and offered an ebi fried shrimp which I decline politely. I just sighed and looked outside the window to look at the beautiful Sakura. Looks like this class if full of stupid idiots.
Note: He was definitely OOC, isn't he? This chapter is really poorly made, isn't it? There's no fun if there's one serious guy in them so I added stupid in serious. Serious + Stupid =Takasugi Shinsuke! Finally! The introductions are already complete. That's why I putted introductions in it is to know their characters well in the story. Just look at Takasugi, I changed him a little. No, maybe not a little. But still, I'm so excited. Lol. Banzai!
Bansai: Is it already my turn?
Author: Lolno. BanZAI not BanSAI.
Omake
Sougo: That was really a fail chapter. Every takasugi's appearance is fail. Just look at his first appearance in the anime, his plan was completely failed. So readers, you know what will happen now if takasugi initiated his plan.
Kamui: Yeah and what's worst is he blamed his misfortunes in the world and decided to destroy it. He sure has a plenty of emo tendencies. Maybe he was the one who cut his eye? He was an emo after all.
Takasugi: *exhales smokes* Shut up, atleast I'm not stupid brats like you.
Sougo: What are you talking about? Your height is like us, 170cm, Chibisuke. *grins*
Kamui: Oh *wags his antenna* Bakasugi Chibisuke.
Takasugi: *breaks his pipe and leaves*
Kamui: Ari? Did we overdo it?
Reviews and mockery are always appreciated. Feel free to point my mistakes, I'll be delighted to correct it. See ya next chapter~
