Yeah uh... I couldn't think off a good chapter title so I just made the silliest one possible. Enjoy.
Chapter 3- Leprechauns and Rainbows
Sonic came down the stairs into the living room and started in surprise. Liz was standing next to a unicorn holding a vial under its eyes. "Come on!" Liz moaned, "Why won't you cry?"
Sonic opened his mouth to ask but then realized he really didn't want to know. He passed by her and went into the kitchen to meet another surprise. Amy was trying to walk while dragging Shadow who was desperately holding onto her ankles. "Alright Amy," Sonic said putting his hands on his hips, "If you took Shadow's pictures of Hannah you should just give them back now. You're not going to change the way his sick mind works." he said with a sly smile.
Shadow glared up at Sonic, "How many times do I have to tell you that I don't love Hannah?!" he demanded.
"I'd like you to prove that you don't before I stop." Sonic said leaning against the counter.
Amy finally ripped her ankle out of Shadow's grip and hid behind Sonic, "Don't provoke him, Sonikku!" she said, "He's completely lost his mind!"
Shadow stood up and put his hands over his heart, "Oh no dear Amy, my mind has never been more clear!" he said, "Now I'm finally able to see my true feelings for you."
Sonic's eyes widened, "Wait... what did you just say?"
"I'm in love with Amy." Shadow said with a wide dreamy smile.
Sonic stared at him for a moment but then turned around and looked into the living room, "LIZ! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!" But he was surprised to find that she had disappeared, however the unicorn was sitting on the couch and pressing buttons on the TV remote.
Sonic turned around back to Shadow, who had now grasped Amy's hand and was singing her praises, it was a rather catchy tune as well. Sonic stepped forward and ripped her out of his grip, "Alright, Shadow I don't know what Liz threatened you with this time, but you can stop your little act right now because you're not getting me jealous... just freaking me out."
Shadow glared at the blue hedgehog, "The last thing I want is to make you jealous, Sonic." he said folding his arms across his chest, "I don't want to have to compete with you for Amy's love."
Amy grabbed ahold of Sonic's arm, "I don't love you!" she shouted, "I love Sonikku!"
"Uh... right..." Sonic mumbled pulling out of her embrace, "I'll.. uh catch you guys later." Sonic ran past Shadow and down the stairs into the basement, hearing Shadow cooing to Amy as he left.
He ran out the back door looking for Hannah and spotted her in the tree whacking at a pack of squirrels with a broom. "NO! GET LOST! THIS IS MINE!" she was screaming as they leapt at her.
Sonic walked up to the tree and looked up at her, "What are you doing?" he demanded.
"These squirrels seem to think that this is their food BUT I FOUND IT!" she shouted waving the bag of chips in front of them.
"Well we have a bigger problem." Sonic mumbled, "Liz is up to something and she's driven Shadow crazy... again."
Hannah glared at the blue hedgehog, "I suspected something was going on." she replied, "What does she have him doing now?"
"Well, I think she's somehow tricked Shadow into thinking he loves Amy." Sonic said folding his arms across his chest, "I can tell it's not just her blackmailing him or anything because... well it's just REALLY creepy."
Hannah dropped the chips into the pack of squirrels, who ran off to stash it with their supplies and ammunition for when they take over the world, and jumped down next to Sonic, "Well what do you expect me to do?" she demanded, "If Liz wants to screw with Shadow's brain then that's alright with me." with that she turned and was headed back into the house.
"I think you're missing the point here..." Sonic said running after her, "Liz somehow got Shadow to love Amy! Do you know what that means?! She can make anybody she wants fall in love with anybody else! This could be disastrous! We have to find out how she did it, and until we do every one of us is in danger of falling in love with anybody else... even Sally or Cosmo or something horrible like that."
Hannah paused and stared at him, "When you put it like that it DOES sound really bad..." she mumbled, "Alright, but how can we find out how Liz did that to him? She's not about to go telling us."
"I know." Sonic said with a sly smile, "We'll just have to be stealthy about it."
Hannah smacked him across the face, "NO MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MUSIC!" she shouted as she headed up the stairs.
"Aw man.." Sonic groaned as he followed.
When they had disappeared up the stairs Tails and Knuckles popped out of the wall flower with their camera and microphones. "This is great!" Tails said pressing the stop button on his camera. "I can't wait for Liz to get some more of those tears!"
Knuckles pulled off the earphones he was wearing, "Dude, why am I wearing these things, I don't even have ears..." he asked.
"Shutup, Knuckles." Tails said jumping out of their hiding place onto the floor, "We've got to get this up to Rouge and get more film." Knuckles followed Tails up the stairs, past the kitchen where Amy was still struggling with Shadow, and up to the second floor. As they walked past Liz's door it opened and she stepped out and glared at the pair of them.
"Oh right, you're still making the movie." she mumbled, "Well, I screwed up in my plan so I'll have to go find a new unicorn."
"What's wrong with the one downstairs?" Tails asked.
"That's a male." Liz said, "He won't cry because he thinks he's too manly. I have to go find a girl unicorn. Shouldn't be too hard seeing how they're the ones making all the rainbows."
"I thought those were leprechauns." Tails corrected.
"Get your myths right, Tails!" Liz shouted, "It's the female unicorns who create the rainbows where the leprechauns store their gold so that the Loch Ness Monster can feed off the chocolate coins and not eat the village people... Geez, do I have to explain it to everyone?"
Before Tails or Knuckles could tell her how crazy she was, Liz ran off down the stairs with her net and out the front door.
