Chapter 3: We got to have MONEY
Homura is looking for material to create the anti-magical girl potion so she can turn Madoka back to normal. But then the Vampire Witch strikes again. "I will get my revenge on you, Vampire Witch!" said Homura. "What the f*ck?" How are you normal again?" The Vampire Witch asked. "I used antidote to turn me back to normal meguca." said Homura. "Then you must die!" said the Vampire Witch.
And so Homura and the Vampire Witch fight. The Vampire Witch fires lazors at Homura, but Homura dodges lazors and flips her hair because she can. Then Vampire Witch attempted to suck Homura's blood again, but then Homura shouted "ZA WARUDO!" and time has stop. Homura throws knives at Vampire Witch and they freeze before hitting the Vampire Witch.
Homura lets time go again, and the knives hit the Vampire Witch. Then Homura Throws a steam roller on the Vampire Witch, and the Vampire Witch died. Then Homura screamed "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" and she got a grief seed to clean her soul gem.
"No, that was supposed to be my kill!" said Kyoko, who just arrived too late to kill the Vampire Witch. "Go find another witch to kill." said Homura with a mean look on her face. "Whatever, you bitch!" said Kyoko as she gives Homura the middle finger.
Meanwhile, Kyubey is looking for more megucas. Kyubey finds Hitomi eating marshmallows and sensed hidden power within her. "Hitomi, become Meguca!" said Kyubey. "Who are you, and what is a Meguca?" Hitomi asked. "I am Kyubey. I turn girls into megucas and make their wishes come true!" said Kyubey. "You can make wishes come true?" Hitomi asked. "Yes I can!" said Kyubey. "Then I want to be Meguca!" said Hitomi. Hitomi signed the contract, wishes for an infinite stashed of Marshmallows and becomes Meguca. "Yeah, I got a Marshmallow gun!" said Hitomi. "Good! Now you must face witches!" said Kyubey.
Meanwhile, Madoka and the others are looking for Charlotte, but they came across the Money Witch. "There's a money witch over there!" said Madoka. "We must go after the Money Witch!" said Sayaka. But then Reimu Hakurei appeared, and she is after the Money Witch. "That Money Witch is mine!" said Reimu.
"No, you cannot attack the Money Witch! You are a shrine maiden, we are megucas, and megucas need to fight witches to clean soul gem from fighting." said Mami. "Sorry Scarecrow Head Girl, but I need LOTS OF MONEY for my donation box." said Reimu. And so Reimu goes into the witch barrier, and the Megucas follow her in.
The witch barrier is filled with golden coins. "Why you follow me in you megucas?" Reimu asked. "Because we Megucas fight witches, and you don't." said Madoka. "Looks like I'll have to fight you guys instead!" said Reimu as brings out a spell card, and then starts shooting a bunch of projectiles.
The Megucas dodge the bullets like a bullet hell game. Madoka shoots arrow, Sayaka throw swords, and Mami uses her rifles, while Reimu is shooting projectiles. But then the Money Witch showed up and blasted pennies at the Megucas, and Reimu. "If you are going to fight, FIGHT ME!" said the Money Witch.
"It looks like we're going to have to team up." said Reimu. "I agree!" said Sayaka. So the Megucas and Reimu fight the Money Witch. Megucas and Reimu attack with their power, but the Money Witch is fast and can dodge attacks super mega ultra quickly. "You girls can't hit me! I am FASTER than both, Sonic the Hedgehog and The Flash combined!" said the Money Witch.
"Oh no, this witch is too fast!" said Madoka. "I need the donation!" said Reimu. "Then I will have to use my greatest weapon." said Mami. "Finale Tiro!" So she fires the Finale Tiro, but even that misses. "Are you stupid Scarecrow Head?" The Money Witch asked. "I am so fast that NO ONE CAN HIT ME, EVER!" and the Money Witch started laughing like a maniac.
But then a spear appeared out of nowhere and HITS the Money Witch. "No, impossible, I was supposed to never EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER 100% get hit EVER!" The Money Witch yelled as she explodes into a lot of money and dies. "You are a pathetic witch." said Kyoko. Kyoko takes the grief seed and cleans her soul gem, while Reimu collects all the money.
"Muwahahahahaha! I have a lot of money and there is NOTHING you can do about it!" said Reimu while acting like a greedy Shrine Maiden. Then Reimu left. "You should share some of the grief seed, Kyoko." said Sayaka. "F*ck you!" said Kyoko. "Oh come on! I just want you to be friends with us." said Sayaka. "Well TOO BAD!" said Kyoko as she leaves. "I want Kyoko to fight with us as well." said Mami.
TO BE CONTINUED ONCE AGAIN!
