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The Shikon Jewel and Inuyasha's Feelings

Lullaby (One-shot)

Such a Lonely day.

Thanx a lot I would soooooooooooo appreciate it. Ok now enjoy……wait one last thing………………………………………..All the little children will be going to a place made entirely of spoons…..…..I like spoons .HAHAHAHIHIHIHIHOHOHOHOHO!!!

…..Ok ill shut up now………………….."HEY! Witch doctor, give us the magic word!"

Ya go "oo ee ee ah ah ching chang walla walla bing bang"

"ALRIGHT!"

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Chapter 3

Ancestors

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"Rrrrrr……stupid Kagome……Rrrrrr…..Stupid flower……Rrrrrr, Stupid Koga!"

He mumbled and grumbled all the way back to the village. He stomped and pouted just like a little kid would when he didn't get the toy that he wanted from the store. His back was now hurting slightly after having the huge over-sized bag pin him to the ground twice. What did he do? Why was he always sat for something stupid like a flower? In his mind he never did anything wrong to make Kagome upset, but when he did realize it, it had to be something extremely bad.

Like the time Kagome saw Kikyo kiss him. He could tell she was hurt it was written all over her face. He didn't understand why she was upset, but he knew she was. For the first time in his life after that he felt Guilty, and actually apologized.

He was such a heartless punk before he met Kagome, she had somehow melted him into something else.

She was nothing but nice to him (well sometimes.) and he was jerk almost 24/7. Sometimes he really regretted it but he had such a big ego, he always passed it off with some smart remark.

He wondered why he was the way he was sometimes, perhaps he was just dense, yes that was the word "dense". To dense to realize Kagomes true feelings, or who she had feelings for? To dense to realize when he was being rude. To dense to know when to comfort Kagome when she was sad, too dense to even realize his own feelings.

He continued to stomp his way back to camp to show that he was still mad, even though he had cooled down a bit. Before the village had even come into sight he could smell that delicious juicy smell of Ramen. He licked his lips as he sniffed the air; it smelt almost as good as Kagome's scent.

He continued to sniff and enjoy the wonderful smell not even knowing that he was out of the woods and now in the village again. He sighed as he let his head down and opened his eyes, expecting to see the pot of Ramen In front of him. Instead he ended up smashing into a small Red-head boy the grunted as he hit the ground.

"owwww…..huh? Oh, Hello Inuyasha!"

He stared dumbly at the red head.

"Akitoki?"

"Why yes, I'm surprised you remember me my old friend."

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"Akitoki the ramens ready, why don't you help yourself…Oh hey Inuyasha." Kagome came out of the bamboo door with a long spoon in her hand, apparently for mixing the ramen.

"Rrrrr….Kagome-"

"Come on it's gonna get cold." She waved her hand and motioned both boys in, as she disappeared through the bamboo door again. They all sat around the small pitted fire including Kaede. Inuyasha continuously gave Akitoki cold glares.

"So Kagome why the hell is he here, anyway?" Inuyasha said after clenching his bowl of Ramen, strangely he had lost his apatite.

"Ummm…actually I'm not really sure, how did you end up here?"

"Well…I was just passing through you know, and I realized that the village you were in was close by so…"

"You just wanted to see Kagome didn't you?" Shippo snickered in his ear. He blushed, and started to slurp his ramen wildly.

"I'll take that as a yes." Shippo chuckled slapping his palms to his knees. Inuyasha growled, as he gripped his bowl of Ramen tighter. He still remembered that night at Shoun Falls, when they had fought that group of demons Ninjas.

"KAGOME I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!" he had shouted.

The words stung at his ears and he just wanted to rip them apart. He stared over at the red head as him and Kagome exchanged smiles and laughter. He started to growl even louder.

Unfortunatly a certain monk was close by and observed his motions. He suspected something was upsetting him, and it wasn't hard to guess what.

He tapped at Inuyasha's shoulder which only caused the grumpy Hanyou to whip his head around and growl more.

"No need to be jealous my friend, I'm sure Kagome's feelings are completely for you." Inuyasha faced snapped red not only from embarrassment but in anger. He clonked the monk on the head.

"Shutup! I ain't jealous! What makes you think that!?"

Miroku's eyes narrowed "Whenever Kagome is around a man that has feelings for her you get jealous." The earned him another knock on the head.

"I Do not!"

"Then how come you get so upset when Koga comes around." Miroku sneered.

"'Cause that damn flee bitten wolf stinks! I can't stand the sight of him! He makes me sick!" he spat back as if it was a yelling match.

Miroku sighed "Making excuses won't help Inuyasha." He folded his arms and shook his head.

"Who says I'm making excuses!" he balled his fists and waved them in Miroku's face practically. Kagome, Akitoki and the others were still on the other side if the room, giggling and talking still, totally ignoring the two bickering friends.

"Grrrrr…..will you Shut up you stupid monk! I don't need a lecher from you!" he stood up and went and plopped down next to Kagome who was still giggling with Akitoki.

'Ugh, if you wouldn't act so Immature Inuyasha…' he sat there and grunted it was strange but he truly wanted to help his stubborn snot-nosed friend. I mean he surely new all the steps to taking over a woman's heart (cough) so why not put his talent to use and help his old pal. Whether he wanted it or not.

YES! From now on he would call himself the "Love monk!" He loved the name it made him laugh, and the fact of him giving Inuyasha advice according to his mushy little hidden feelings which he never expressed, made him laugh even harder. Of course he would keep this a complete secret from Sango and Kagome. It would be a man to man thing…or at least man to demon anyway.

Akitoki had decided to spend the night considering it was getting so late, and the sun had already set.

Inuyasha growled as he noticed that Akitoki had laid his futon next to Kagome's. Kagome didn't seem to notice, and while Akitoki was asking some question about an object from Kagome's time, Inuyasha Grabbed the edge of the futon and tugged it farther away from Kagome's. Just enough so no one would notice and to his taste of course.

Kagome turned around and stared at the futon. "Inuyasha……why is the futon on the other side of the room?"

Inuyasha blinked not giving the futon a single glance, as he sat, almost innocently on the floor between them.

"Keh! What are you talking about idiot, there the same as they were before." He huffed folding his arms. Maybe he had adjusted it a little too much to his taste.

Akitoki stared at the distant futon and appeared to be a little disappointment. He just wished he could sleep next to his lovely maiden just like he had that almost blissful night in the forest. The soft feel of Kagomes bare legs against his cheek was even more relaxing than a pillow and the beautiful sight of the sleeping damsel when he had awoken.

That was all he wished for, if for just one more night, he could awaken to the scene of his sleeping beauty. Though it seemed with her dog-demon friend around he would never get his wish.

He snapped from his thoughts as he received another glare of daggers and a low threatening growl from Inuyasha. He scooted over to his futon and climbed in. What was he so upset about? He was being so protective it seemed towards Kagome. Had he remembered what he said at the mountain that night? Then it hit him, hard.

KAGOME WAS NOT ALREADY ENGAGED TO THIS MAN WAS SHE!?!?

He froze on the spot, the fact of his lovely Kagome with such a horrible violent cruel creature! And why had she not told him!? Was it just not to hurt his feelings, make him feel unloved or forgotten. His heart sank, he could feel it drop and crush in his chest. He could feel the pain as it shattered into a million pieces.

No, he would not let his Kagome fall into such a terrible fate. Inuyasha was a fin and dandy friend, but HUSBAND?! She must have been forced to, against her own will! He had to save her; he could not let this happen! But…but how?

He thought as he rubbed his chin he found himself staring at his ring finger, and it snapped. Of course, it was perfect! He knew what he would do, but now the question was…when?

He fell asleep that night with smile on his face, the next morning he would think of a plan.

The maiden would be out of the beast hands and into his.

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Oh boy! Looks like trouble is a stirin'! What will Inuyasha do if Akitoki (blankity blankity blank) HA! Hee hee hee, you didn't think I was gonna tell you did you? Even though it's a bit obvious.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Lol get the love monk part it's like "love monkey" heh heh, I know I'm stupid, and it sounds really lame.

I hope you're all enjoying the story, hope it's not to cheesy or nothing but anyway…..

PEACE YA'LL, THE LOVE MONK IS OUT!

(even though I really couldn't be a monk cuz I'm a girl.)

UNTIL NEXT TIME YO!