NOTE: Since 'At the Beginning' is done, I am continuing this story. HOORAY! Oh and by the way, chapters may vary in length. Forgive me! R&R! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN OURAN!

Rule 3: No More 'That's what she said!'

-Kassi POV-

Upon walking into class, the first thing we heard was, "Then Kyoya practically blew up in our faces!"
"That's what she said!" Kessi and I immediately said, which earned us weird looks.
"What?" Kessi asked innocently.
"Why did you say that?" Kaoru asked.
"Because it was inappropriate." Kessi smiled.
"So that just means we had to say it." I smiled.

The twins gave us weird looks.

"Whatever." I sighed. I sat down in my seat, which was in front of the boys. Kessi sat down beside me.

She pulled out a piece of paper, wrote on it then passed it over to me.
'Did you see that girl with them?'
'Yes.'
I wrote then passed the paper back to her.
'She's either gay, a transvestite, or Kyoya has something to do with this.'
'I vote Kyoya!'
I smiled as I wrote that.
'Me too.'
Kessi smiled when she wrote that.

Kessi turned around. "Hey, you."
"Who?" The twins and the girl asked.
I pointed at the girl. "You."
"I'm Haruhi Fujioka." She informed us.
"He's a new honors student this year." Hikaru stated.
"He?" Our heads tilted towards each other.
"Yeah." Kaoru nodded.

"Does that mean you got a sex change?" Kessi asked Haruhi.
"Why'd you immediately go to sex!" The twins spazzed out slightly.
"That's what she said!" We chorused.
"And I said sex change. Meaning girl gone boy or boy gone girl." She rolled her eyes. "Pervs."
"No." Haruhi grumbled. "I did not get a sex change."

"Then how are you a boy!" I questioned.
"Because he was born a boy." A passing girl said.
"Right. How could I be so stupid?" Kessi asked her tone acrid.
I saw Hikaru and Kaoru giving us curious looks.
Kessi and I turned back around in our chairs.

"I hate this school. It's full of dicks." Kessi mumbled.
"That's what she said." We spoke in unison.
"Will you two stop that?"
"No."
Two collective sighs from behind.
"Hey, don't poke me there!" Haruhi ordered.
"That's what she said!"
"Literally." Kessi mumbled.

"Perverts!" Both boys shouted.
"So are you." I said, annoyed.
"How so?" Kaoru questioned.
"You two got what we meant." Kessi shook her head.
Silence.
We laughed.

"Shut up and do your work." Hikaru grumbled, referring to our bellwork.
"That's what Kyoya said last night." Kessi said, turning to look at the boys. I turned and looked at them as well. Their eyes were huge and their mouths were hanging open. I laughed to the point of tears, as did Kessi.

"And what's so funny girls?" The sensei asked, coming up behind us.
"A screwdriver walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, 'We have a drink named after you!' The screw driver, bewildered, asks, 'You have a drink named Steve?'" Kessi said without missing a beat, which made us laugh even more.
The sensei gave us weird looks then went to start class.
Kessi and I were still giggling a little as we turned around.

I looked around a little while the teacher droned on. Kessi had zoned out and a faraway look on her face. It made her looks cute. I had achieved that look a few times, but not as much as Kessi.
"And the next project we'll be doing," I paid attention again, "will be about family."
Kessi and I sighed. We had done this project a lot. It had finally reached the annoying stage.
"Today you will get your partner assignment. It will be boys paired up with girls." The sensei then began listing off pairs. "…Kaoru Hitachiin and Kassi Miyazaki…Hikaru Hitachiin and Kessi Miyazaki…-"

"WHAT!" Kessi and I stood up in a flash.

"Problem ladies?" Sensei asked.
"YES! He makes me want to kill him!" We exclaimed.
Silence and 'wtf' looks.
We sat down and sighed. "Fine. We'll deal."
Sensei nodded and resumed.

"We…are so…screwed." Kessi mumbled.
I nodded in agreement.
"That's what she said." The twins whispered to us from behind.

We groaned. Damn it!