Wow. These chaps are all short and sweet. I guess that's a good thing though. It just means more chapters. Oh gosh. More than my 21 chapters of Dark? Jeez...


Now that both hero and villain were searching for the cure together, things seemed to be much easy going for them. However, they left Dark all alone in Hyrule in his new form. Surely, there would be some trouble.

Dark walked around Castle Town mumbling Hylian swears to himself. He didn't know where he was going. He didn't even really have a destination, but a walk through the town would put his mind at ease, right? It was half working before a man whistled a tune to him. Dark snapped out of his angry trance and looked at a man with brown hair winking at him. In front of the man was a sign that said 'free kisses'.

"Hey baby, you want a kiss?" He puckered his lips. Dark had to comprehend what had just been said to him. When the words were finally processed in his mind, he tightened his fists.

"YOU BASTARD!"

Princess Zelda walked with a big smile on her face and skip in her step. She had been shopping and had just sent a few of her attendants home with bags of items she had purchased. She hummed and tune but stopped to say,

"Shopping is so much fun." She giggled. Then she heard it.

"YOU BASTARD!" A loud squeaky voice cried. Zelda was confused by the scream.

"What's going on over there?" She jogged over where she saw a man hanging up on a pole. In front of him was a girl. It was Dark, but she didn't know that. Zelda looked from the girl to the man who had a black eye, a bloody nose, and many other cuts and bruises on his face and body. Zelda gasped and looked back to the girl.

"If you say anything like that to me again, I'll take that sign and shove it up your ass!" She stamped. Zelda put a hand over her mouth grossed out by the very thought of a sign up someone's posterior. She shook her head and became serious. As the princess, it was her duty to put an end to this girl's rampage, but maybe there was a way to do it without fighting. Zelda took a deep breath and walked forward stopping four feet away from Dark.

"Erm, excuse me Miss?" Zelda said hoping the girl wouldn't do anything.

"DON'T CALL ME MISS, YOU BITCH!" Dark turned around swinging her sword. He was quite chocked when Princess Zelda unsheathed her own sword and swiped at Dark quickly. Dark's sword fell out of his hand because of the cut, Princess Zelda managed to make. Dark jumped around holding his hand.

"ARRGH! Fucking bitch! That hurt!" He said still nursing his injured hand. Zelda only stared at the girl in front of her. A single thought crossed her mind. This girl has a lot of nerve…

Up in the Sky Realm, Link and Vaati both collapsed on the ground with hopeless expressions on their faces. Link turned to his belly and sighed hopelessly.

"I wonder what Dark is doing." Link sighed again. Vaati opened a mirror-like portal to Hyrule where they saw Dark stomping on Zelda's back while screaming "bitch" at her. They both groaned.

"My gosh. We can't find the cure, and Dark's going crazy out there."

"I can't stand this." Vaati groaned louder. They both lay there motionless and hopeless. Link went to turn to his side. Something caught his eye. He quickly flipped over and got on his knees still staring at the spot.

"V-Vaati! Look on top of the bookshelf!" Link pointed. Vaati sighed and looked where Link pointed. His hopeless expression changed into a relieved one.

"It's…there!" He marveled. They both chuckled like little kids and took action.

"Use your wind to get it!" Link encouraged Vaati. He jumped up and down happily.

"I am! I am!" Vaati said creating a mini tornado to get the book off of the shelf. They both watched the tornado grab the book. It didn't stop though. It kept going until the tornado's gentle wind threw the book out of the window. Link and Vaati stared in astonishment.

"NOOOO!" They yelled scrambling for the window.