Me: *CRIES HYSTERICALLY*
Natsu: Hey what took you so long and why do you look so tired?
Me: I-I'M SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT! I WAS BUSY WITH WORK AND FAMILY AND I WAS TOO TIRED TO GET A CHAPTER OUT! *CRIES EVEN HARDER*
Levy: It's ok! You explained it to us and them *points to invisible audience* so don't go beating yourself up. *hugs and comforts me*
Me: *sniff sniff* Thanks, Levy. *hugs back*
Jet: So while carlygrl15 is recovering from her breakdown, she would like to say a special thanks to: ebonylynn, WolfSlayerGirl17, DazzTugz, Rex the wolf, tayrn b moore 7, nikkiw67, Aria, JayJH7, and Ryleeunicorn for the favs/follows/reviews.
Lucy: There will be TWO songs in this chapter. So if you want to know what the key is, go to the first chapter and go to the top Authors Note.
Lily: There will be more people being casted here. And they are:
Rosie- Grandma Babasama
Rosie's husband- Yajima
Carla: And as a reminder, carlygrl15 DOESN'T own Fairy Tail or Wedding Singer. They belong to their rightful owners.
Mira: So enjoy and don't forget to sing along as best as you can!
Previously:
All you'll need is me(All you'll need is me)
And all I'll need is
You!
Yukino tosses the bouquet and as the women push and shove each other to grab the flowers, it lands in the hands of... LUCY! She cheers while the other women sigh in defeat and walk off.
Chapter 3: Awesome?
After the bride and groom left for their honeymoon, Natsu, Gajeel, Max, and Sugarboy are sitting on stage talking about an upcoming compitition.
"So there's a "Battle of the Bands" in Hardeon on the 18th. First prize is you get to make a demo with the guy who produces all Loke Celestia's albums. I signed us up!" Max explains with pride.
"We have the Fullbuster wedding that night." Natsu says with disinterest and a hint of disgust in his voice.
"So what?" Max asks.
" 'So what?' " Gajeel repeats mockingly, causing Max to glare at him, which he ignores.
"We're just supposed to not show up on the most important night of someone's life?!" Sugarboy says with utter shock.
"What about OUR lives? Are you forgetting why we formed this band: "money for nothing, chicks for free"? This is a fucking business; we have to start thinking of it like a fucking business: getting our music out there, advertising, exploiting our contacts." Gajeel explains.
"Contacts? The only famous guy we know is that weatherman from Channel 2 who made a pass at us at Arby's." Natsu interrupts. Just the meer mention of Channel 2 weatherman, Bob, made all but Sugarboy shudder.
"What's so wrong with Bob? I think he's cute... in a fluffy kind of way." Sugarboy says with confusion. The other men ignore him, used to him and his love life.
"I'm not calling him." Max pauses. "Not again." Natsu and Gajeel chuckle darkly, remembering his drunk call to the weatherman in the middle of the night.
"Look," Max continues, ignoring the two dorks. "We'll figure something out. But right now, it's time for Robbie Hart's last night out as a free man!" Everyone except Natsu cheers in agreement.
"I appreciate the offer guys, but I've gotta finish writing this song for my wedding tomorrow." Natsu declines.
"Oh, come on! We got a whole evening planned." Max complains.
"I made quiche!"
"Sugarboy made fucking quiche!"
"Sorry guys. This song is really important."
Max sighs. "You're loss, bro." He turns to Gajeel and Sugarboy. "Come on, guys! Since Natsu's not coming, I'll buy you guys a lap dance instead."
Both men looked at each other before turning to Max.
"You and I really need to have a talk." Gajeel says throwing an arm over his shoulders and with an evil grin on his face. Sugarboy and Natsu are laughing at Max's confused face.
This is going to be fun. The bandmates thought.
"Make sure to put it on video." Natsu whispered to Sugarboy, who nods and waves goodbye.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Lucy and Cana are cleaning up when they hear the payLacrima go off.
"I got it!" Lucy says, running towards and answering the phone.
"Bora? Oh, sorry, I thought you were my boyfriend. No this is the "Touch of Class", not the "Touch of"... what you said." she hangs up with a blush on her face.
"Haha, ok well I will see you later, Luce." Cana says.
"Ok bye, Cana." Lucy says.
While she is gathering her stuff and waiting for her boyfriend to call, she hears some music playing in the banquet hall. Letting the curiosity get the best of her, she walks in to see Natsu playing his guitar and scribbling on a napkin.
"Oh. Hi." Lucy greets, causing said guitarist to jump and look at who scared him. Seeing that it was Lucy, he grinned and greeted her back.
"What are you doing?" she asks, sitting next to him.
"Just... you know, writing a song for my fiance, Lissana." He explains with a blush and an little boyish grin.
"That's so sweet! She's a lucky girl." she says, even though she feels strangely jealous over her.
"No, I'm the lucky one. Lissana's... an angel. She came to one of our gigs seven years ago, back when I was in a metal band called, "Dragon Force 5". It was love at first sight for the both of us. I'm just, having trouble with this thing... it's kinda gotta be done by tomorrow." He explains.
"Hmm... Can I hear what you've got so far?" she asks.
"Uh, sure, it's a little unfinished, but... here we go..." he starts playing, reading off the napkin.
Here's a song for my lovely bride
You're an angel, so I must have died
I wanna keep you by my side
Till they fill us with formaldehyde...
"NO! NO! NO!" Lucy interrupts. "That's a little dark." she explains.
"Okay, all right.. um.." he starts again.
There's no one quite like us
We're free and easy, and there's no fuss
You're hot to boot, and that's a plus
I love you down to your... Pancreas...
He stops and looks at Lucy with a confused look.
"That's... just weird." she comments.
"Look, writing a love song is hard! Okay?" he complains with a pout, causing her to giggle.
"Well, look, I don't know, but maybe you should think about how she makes you feel..." she suggests.
He thinks about it for a few seconds.
Awesome
Both of them are happy with it.
"Keep going! I'll write it down as you go!" she exclaims excitedly, quickly scribbling the lyrics down so they won't forget.
Lissana makes me feel
Awesome
And when I brush my teeth
She reminds me to...
(Floss 'em) Lucy jumps in when he pauses in thought. He smiles and continues.
And if I had employees
She'd help me to...
He prompts her and she sings,
(Boss 'em)
I said and if my wings are dry
Well, she'll hot...
(Sauce 'em)
Oh, Lissana
You make me feel
Like I invented the wheel
(Like a judge upheld my appeal)
Like a fur trapper clubbing a seal...
He stops, realizing what he said. Lucy sweatdrops and shakes her head.
Oh, Lissana
You make me feel...
"Don't be afraid of a little harmony here..." he tells her.
AWESOME
"Wow. Will you make me a promise?" Lucy asks.
"Uh, sure..."
"If I ever ACTUALLY do get married, will you sing at my wedding?
"It's a deal!"
"And will you promise to NEVER sing that song EVER AGAIN?"
Natsu laughs. "Yeah!"
They suddenly hear the phone ring.
"Oh my Mavis, that's probably Bora!"
"I'd better go. Thanks for the help with the tune." he says, packing everything to go.
"Anytime. And I hope your wedding is... AWESOME!" Lucy sings out the last part, trying to rock out. She pauses and blushes.
"Yeah, I'm just gonna answer the phone..." she races toward the kitchen and answers the phone.
"Hello?"
"Luce! Guess where I'm calling from?" Bora Goosy answers.
"Where?"
"My car!"
"R-really?" she sweatdrops.
"Yeah, it's called an 'iLacrima'. You can take it anywhere." he explains excitedly.
"C-cool." Why did I fall for a moron? She asks herself.
"So, listen, you're gonna kill me. But Thibault just scored an extra ticket for the Saber game. I know it's our anniversary, so I told him forget it, but he said it's really hard to get these seats. They're courtside." he says with a serious voice.
"Oh. Well, hey, we can go out to dinner some other time."
"You're kidding. Really? Oh, baby, thank you! Look, I'm gonna make this up to you. I'll have my secretary get us a reservation at Super Express Restaurant."
"The oriental restaurant?"
"Yeah, the one off of Exit 14. You get to see the sparkling lights of Newark ever forty-five minutes or so."
"I've always wanted to go there!"
"Well, you're going! Happy annivesary, babe."
Happy anniversary, Bora!" she hangs up and starts fangirling.
The next day
In the Dragneel house, Natsu is getting ready for his wedding, albite he is a bit nervous, but that's expected. He is waiting for his Grandma Babasama, the woman who helped raise him and his cousins, Gajeel and Wendy Marvell, (since their parent's left for unknown reasons) to let him in his basement apartment.
"Hey, Grandma, can I come down yet?" he asks impatiently with a pout.
"Just a second! Don't make me let you spin!" she replies.
He rolls his eyes at this. "Well, we better get moving. I don't want to be late for my own wedding..." he mumbles.
"Ok, come on down!" Grandma Babasama shouts. Finally, he thought. He heads downstairs in his tux, when he sees a massive bed in his room.
"Surprise! It's your wedding present!" she says while spinning.
"WOW!" he exclaims while cannonballing on the bed. "A QUEEN SIZE BED! THANKS, GRANDMA!" he jumps up and down on the bed with the excitement of a hyper 5-year-old.(A/N: It is NATSU we are talking about here! *wink wink*)
"Oh, not just ANY queen size bed! Gotta quarter?" she asks. Natsu hands her a quarter. She puts it in a slot next to the headboard and the bed begins to vibrate.
"I-I b-bought i-it o-off o-of t-the H-Hackensack M-Motel S-Six! D-Don't w-worry, i-it's b-been d-disinfected." she explains, her voice vibrating with the bed, until it stops. She sighs.
"Whoo, that takes me back. You and Linda are gonna have some wedding night on this thing! And then, maybe you can finish writing the song for my anniversary party!" she says with longing and excitement. She suddenly pulls out a piece of folded up paper and hands it to Natsu. "I came up with some words, maybe you could set them to music? After you get back from your honeymoon, of course."
"Sure thing." he says while taking the paper. "I hope fifty years from now, Lissana and I will be as happy as you and Grandpa Yajima are."
"Of course you will be, sweetheart. You're a born romantic, just like your father was. And I know your parents, God rest their souls, will be looking down on you today as you start your new life." she pauses. "So... tell me, Natsu... are you nervous?"
"A little, but I'll be fine. I'm around weddings all the time." he admits with a grin.
"Not about the wedding. About the wedding night!" she says, Dense boy. Just like his father. "Will this be your first time with the sexual intercourse?" she asks with a serious voice.
"H-Hey, let's not t-talk about this!" he nervously replies with a blush on his face.
She chuckles. "Now, there's nothing to be ashamed about. You know, before I married your grandfather, I had already been with eight men." she confesses, further embarrassing the young man.
"Y-You know, t-that's not something I really wanna know about." he says, but Grandma Babasama ignored him, lost in her own world.
"That was a lot back then. That would be like 200 men today." she says with great pride. Why do I have her as a Grandmother. She's cool and all, but still. She shouldn't be telling this stuff to her grandkids. He thought while sweatdropping.
Time to go
Let's not be late
He ushers her out of his room. "Actually, I'd been with more than eight men. There was Arnie, Sydney, Tony, Sven..." Natsu just rolls his eyes.
This talk can wait
We don't want the whole world to know
He finally gets her in the car and pulls out of the driveway, while the crazy lady is still rambling. "Daniel, Stephen, Adam, Pedro, Rob, Precht, Warrod, Kowalski..." They make it to the church, enter it, and wait for Lissana to show up. The music slows down, while Natsu softly sings at the altar.
Now at last the dream
Is coming true
'Cause all you'll need is me
And all I'll need is you
Everyone is looking at the back, waiting for Lissana to come through. After a few seconds, Natsu sings,
All I'll need is you~
Everyone is still waiting for Lissana to show up. After a few more seconds, Natsu belts out,
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
to be continued...
Me: *sniff* Thanks for letting me rant, guys.
Lucy: No problem! I do it all the time with my team. *Natsu and Gray shout, "Hey!"*
Gajeel: Now that that's settled, can we go watch an action movie or something? *Fairy Tail men cheer*
Me: Nope. *FT men boo* Sorry guys, but I need to go job hunting again.
Natsu: Why? You already have a job. *scratches head in confusion*
Me: Yes, but that was a seasonal position.
*Natsu gives me a confused look*
Me: *sighs* Lucy, can you please explain it to him in private?
Lucy: Sure. *grabs Natsu's scarf* Come on, Pinky. *Natsu screams out, "IT'S SALMON!"*
*Everyone laughs at this*
Lily: Please write a review. carlygrl15 needs a little inspirational boost and YOU are the only ones who can help her.
Happy: BYE!
