Yo yo yo what's going on guys it's your boy KaiNamikaze bringing you another addition of When Life Gives You Lemons, we've got a rewrite chapter for you today!
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"Itachi, please remove yourself from behind the Hokage." Kakashi said.
The air shimmered and all of a sudden everything snapped, releasing the genjutsu. Itachi smirked at Kakashi, noting the active sharingan. "I see you are putting your gift to use, Kakashi-san."
Kakashi, with a Kunai drawn and his body tense, looked to the Hokage for orders. Receiving a small nod, he returned to his relaxed pose, though his book never made a reappearance. "Mah, I can be good when I want to."
Itachi blurred, reappearing in front of the Hokage's desk. "Sarutobi-sama, why have you called me back? And why is that young boy here. He has no place in the matters of the anbu."
Right, he didn't know that Sasuke knew of his identity as Weasel. Well, Itachi was in for a surpri-
Sasuke, err we?, leapt at Itachi, tackling him from behind. "Why?! Why couldn't you tell me? Why did you have to bear this pain alone?!" he screamed.
Now it was my turn to scream as a searing pain rushed through my eyes. It broke my concentration, sending me back into Sasuke's mindscape. Sasuke must have been feeling the same pain, because his concentration broke to the point of the mindscape returning to it's original Uchiha Stone Tablet room.
I vaguely heard Sasuke's screams, some part of me must have still been listening in. I was too busy clutching my own skull in pain to hear what everyone was saying on the outside. I vaguely remember someone saying online that the Mangekyo was only activated through feelings of intense loss, but I think that needs revised to intense negative emotions in general.
After a few minutes the pain subsided. That, or I passed out partway through, and now I was just waking up. I took a few moments to catch my breath and calm down, and then I returned to my viewing point. Hiruzen was saying something to Itachi, but Sasuke was still having trouble concentrating. Kakashi had him sat down on the couch against the wall, and someone had brought him water.
"Are you okay Kai?" a voice said behind me. Inoichi was standing behind me, eyes full of concern. "Sasuke activated his Mangekyo, and they are di...scu... Kai?" he said, before disappearing immediately. He returned seconds later with Hiruzen and Itachi. "Look, look at his eyes."
Itachi stared in confusion, probably wondering why the hell I was inside his little brother, when he saw my eyes. There's no way. I... I have the Mangekyo too? But... I'm not an Uchiha? I'm not even from this world, how the hell...
"I assume this is the Kai that you mentioned beforehand, Hokage-sama?" Itachi said, cutting my thoughts short.
"Yes, it is. Takuto Kai. He is a friend of Sasuke's."
"Uhh.. did you explain anything about me?" I asked the Hokage. To be honest, I was getting tired of explaining my situation at this point. Especially when no one believes it at first and I had to tell deep, dark secrets to prove it.
"Yes, Hokage-sama told me all about your story. You will provide proof."
Damnit, Itachi! I was just saying... Fuck it.
"Uchiha Itachi, killed his clan with the help of 'Uchiha Madara' when in actuality it is Uchiha Obito, but that's not important right now. The one thing I can tell you that only you know is that I know you didn't kill Shishui. Danzo tried to kill him and take his eyes, and he partially succeeded. You have the other eye in your crow, and you watched him commit suicide."
I must be a master, as that is the second Uchiha I've caused to break down. Albeit, his only lasted a second, but still. Master.
"I see. Can you explain why you have the sharingan then? Or the Mangekyo?" he asked.
I shook my head. "Nope, no clue. If anything, I would guess that my DNA mixed with Sasuke's when I was put into this world by Obito, and that his emotional distress at seeing you affected me as I am inside his mind. Other than that, I haven't a clue." I told him.
"Very well." he said, and he disappeared. Inoichi and Hiruzen bid me farewell, disappearing moments later.
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A week had passed since Itachi returned, and his reinstatement into the village went surprisingly well. The Hokage told the village a partial truth. Itachi had been on an undercover mission, tracking the missingnin known as Uchiha Madara, the true murderer of the Uchiha clan. Upon discovering his true identity(being Uchiha Obito), the former Anbu Captain returned to the village to inform the Hokage, and return to active duty. Because of this, the pressures put on the Uchiha brothers were lifted severely, and it gave us time to plot our next move.
We had spent most of our free time planning to take down Danzo and get Shishui's eye back. This would serve two purposes. One, it would rid the Leaf of that traitorous creep and his ROOT(minus two Shin and Sai agents, and all other agents under 18 years of age, according to the Hokage), and two it would allow Itachi access to the Eternal Mangekyo, which should hypothetically rid him of his disease.
You know what they say, you only live once.
When I wasn't discussing plans with Itachi and the Hokage, I was messing with my eyes. I wanted to find out what they could do, and so I went about trying to set my small home on fire from the inside. Unfortunately, it didn't work. All I managed was making myself sick to my stomach as something drained all of my chakra. I didn't even know I had chakra inside Sasuke's mind, but apparently I did, and apparently I could use it all up in seconds with these eyes of mine. Luckily, activating and deactivating my eyes improved my chakra control drastically, so that if I ever got out of here I could be of use to my friends.
One day, Itachi came to talk to me. "Have you discovered your eyes powers yet?" he asked me, earning a shake of the head in response. "What have you figured out so far?"
"I can't use Amaterasu, and I can't use Kamui. I tested it by running into a wall while forcing my chakra through my eyes. Not fun. I noticed that when I focus it in my right eye like you instructed me to, I get a queasy feeling in my stomach."
Itachi's eyes widened. "I think I might know what that is. Shishui told me of the same thing once. You know of his main ability, correct?"
I nodded, "The most powerful genjutsu in existence, right?"
"Yes, but what no one but myself knew is of the eyes second ability. The power to break any genjutsu, a form of space time ninjutsu that resembles a mix of Kamui and the Flying Raijin jutsu of the Fourth Hokage. When he tried to cast it on nothing, it left him sick to his stomach as you are now. I want to test it."
Without giving me time to prepare, he activated his Mangekyo and cast Tsukuyomi on me. "For the next 72 hours, I will drain your chakra until you whither into nothingness, only to start it over again. Break it."
I had my Mangekyo activated already, and so I just pushed all the chakra I could into my right eye, screaming the first name that came to my head. "Genkosukai!" (Roughly translated: Illusion Breaker)
The world around me faded, and Itachi looked at me in surprise. "I was merely theorizing, I did not think it would actually be correct."
I walked over to my couch. Could it be considered as an 'imaginary' couch since it was technically in Sasuke's mind?
Anyway, I sat down on the couch. I was feeling the effects of breaking such a powerful genjutsu, and I was having trouble staying awake. "The real question here is what is your other power?" Itachi wondered aloud. "Theoretically if your right eye is the counter to genjutsu, then your left eye should be a counter to ninjutsu?"
"Well, it could make sense. Sharingan at their base form are the counter to taijutsu, provided the person doesn't act purely on impulse. If my eyes are the 'counter attacking' eyes, then that would make sense. I can't say I'm too keen on testing it. 'Here, have a fireball jutsu!', and I burn to death because I'm an idiot? No thank you." I rambled.
"Well, I can't cast ninjutsu in here so you are safe, I promise. We must find a way to get you out of Sasuke's head though, I can't imagine my brother enjoys you being inside of his head." he said.
I didn't tell him this, but I had planned on figuring that out as well. "Tell me, what does the eye do that makes it stop genjutsu?"
"It displaces your position by 'teleporting' you to your exact same position, reorganizing your molecules so that you are the same person in a sense, but you have a different makeup, if you follow me."
I nodded. "So basically, you are the same person but with a different organizing of molecules that stops you from being trapped? Could this work against something like the Nara's jutsu to break a shadow lock?" I asked, talking from the top of my head.
"Yes... I suppose that would be one use of that ability. What did you call it?" he asked.
"Gensokukai? It was the first thing I could think of, and I thought it sounded cool." I said, rubbing the back of my head. "Hey, I'm gonna go sleep. Thanks for the help with my eyes. I'll let you know if I progress on my other eye."
He nodded, leaving.
Now it's time to work on my release theory.
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A few weeks passed, and it was almost time for the Wave mission. There was only a week, if I remembered correctly, before Tazuna arrived, and I needed out. During that time, Itachi had gone and, for lack of better words, massacred the entirety of Root and Danzo, taking his cousin's eye back in the process. A medic nin ran a simple chakra test to see if it were compatible with Itachi's, and discovered it indeed was. Itachi went through the eye transplant a few days ago, and was still recovering. Hopefully he would be healed in time for the Wave mission. Sai, among other ROOT children, were saved and were undergoing rehabilitation to undo Danzo's emotional training. Another one of the saved children was Shino's cousin Torune.
I had progressed in my theory of getting out of Sasuke's head. I didn't want to try it, for fear of accidentally disintegrating myself, but I was close to ready. My theory was that I could increase the range of my other eye, so I could 'teleport' myself to close distances.
Looking back on it, I was pretty close.
When I was ready, I waited for Sasuke to visit me as he did after every Team 7 training session. "I'm prepared to exit your head, if you want me to try." I told him.
"Are there any risks?" he asked, not really showing concern for me but his own mind.
"Not to you, but I might disintegrate into a billion little particles if that makes you feel better."
"Hn. Try it."
I activated both of my Mangekyo, forcing chakra through both eyes(my control wasn't quite good enough for just one eye yet, atleast not intentionally using a single eye). Moments later, everything went black. I feared that I failed, and that I was dead, but when I woke up I was fine. "You've never used that much chakra, have you?" he asked with a smirk.
"Dude, I have barely used any chakra. Wait... where am I?" I asked, looking around. I noticed it was still that same house I had been in for who knows how long, but there was something different. The air was warm, and smelled of something delicious. "It worked?"
"Yeah, it did. For an aho, you're not bad." he said, extending a hand to help me up. Getting up, I stretched my body out and looked around. "This is weird. I'm pretty sure I just created a body out of literally nothing, but hey. I'm not one to complain."
Itachi walked in, saw me, and proceeded to panic. "How did you get out? Where did you get a body from? Why didn't you wait for me to oversee it?"
"Dude, for the 'Stoic Uchiha' of legend, you're pretty jumpy. I used my right eye's ability, just increased the range and teleported out of Sasuke's head. I don't really know where I got the body from. And you being there would've either seen it work, or I would have disintegrated, or Sasuke's head would've imploded."
Sasuke looked a little distressed about that one, "You said I would be fine!"
I scratched the back of my head. "You are fine, technically. Just because there's a chance of something going wrong, doesn't mean it will. And hell, you really trusted the guy from another dimension to tell you whether you'd be okay after using a jutsu?"
Sasuke glared at me, but I could tell he was relieved. "Now I can eat all your real food and it won't just appear out of thin air anymore!" I said. Now he looked straight pissed. "Get back in my head, AHO!"
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For those wondering where I got the idea for the Genkosukai jutsu from, it originates in the fourth book of the Eragon/Inheritance series(titled Inheritance) by Christopher Paolini. If you've read it, you probably remember the part where Glaedr told Eragon and Saphira about his fight at the Rider Watchtower against the two younger, evil dragon riders? When Oromis and Glaedr were captured, Oromis casted a wordless spell that rearranged his and his dragon's molecular structre. This change kept their bodies in exactly the same condition, position, and state of mind, but it rearranged their molecules enough that it broke the enchantment trapping them on the tower. Genkosukai is an exact copy of that spell, so thank you Oromis for your awesomeness.
Well, I suppose that rewrite will have to do. It's the same length as the old one, more or less. If you are reading for the first time, be sure to follow so you can see my rewrite of chapter 4! Sorry if it doesn't make much sense when you read this chapter and then the next one is completely random and different.
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