Fallout: D.C. Ranger- The Rookie

Chapter 2: A Drink for the Damned

After I gave the poor bastard a stimpack, some Med-X and helped his sorry ass out of his power armor I noticed a look come across his face... was it relief, hell if i know. I called in a Vertibird we "liberated" from the Enclave, we repainted it Black gave it teeth at the front and the old Yao Guai head logo of the D.C. Rangers.

Turns out the guy who picked us up was a drinking buddy of mine named Mark... um? wtf was his last name? Ah who gives a damn.

"Hey Mark whats goin on" I yelled.

"Nothing much just cruisin on by when i get a hail from some psycho bitch who needs an extraction so I thought Hey why not and here I am" he said.

"And who the fuck are you calling a psycho bitch you useless sack of mutant shit" I said threw clenched teeth.

"Oh nobody in particular just strap the fuck in both of you and lets get the goins rollin"

"Hey I never got your name" David asked.

"My name is Victoria, Victoria Deadpan Pitch feared from The Commonwealth to The Pitt, killed more people and mutants than I care to count" I said with no small amount of pride.

"Huh never thought a Ranger would be known that far" he said.

"Ooooh she's known all right, for that nice ass she's got, she's killed more than a few men who tried to get between dem legs hahahaha" Mark said.

"Mark you sonavabitch quit talkin AND KEEP DRIVING!" I said trying not to look too flustered.

"So where are we going exectly?" David asked.

"You like to ask way too many questions kid, first off we're going to Megaton to get a drink up in Moriarty's, assuming he doesn't try to haggle too much, then we'll head to our main base near Rivet City to get you evaluated and geared up" I said starting to doze off, traveling by Vertibird always made me tired.

"Soo I suggest both of you get some sleep, we'll arrive in Megaton in a few hours and knowing you Deadpan you probably haven't slpet in 1 or 2 days" MArk said.

" *Yawn* you're close Marky Mark, 2 1/2 days now nighty night" I said and fell asleep.

3 Hours Later

"Moriarty you bastard if you don't droip the price down 20 caps I'll brain you!" I stammered, i've only gotten about 15 hours of sleep all week and i wanted to be fucking wasted by the time I got back to base and sleep for 15 or so hours.

"Fine fine you fucking crazy bitch I'll drop it down 8 caps hows that?"

"Alright I'll take it" I said.

"Fucking 14 caps for a whiskey Irish fucking bastard" I grumbled under my breath knowing that a pissed off Irishman like Moriarty could draw a handgun as fast or faster than one of the Predator Rangers, Elite Rangers.

" So how badly di he haggle you this time" Mark said slyly at me.

"Bastard sold me whiskey for 14 caps, cheap bastard" I said.

"Pssh he could've asked you for more and then you'd proably end up like Nova over there" he said.

"Yeah yeah whatever, so David aren't you gonna drink something?" I asked.

"Wha what, oh no I don't drink" He said.

"WHAT?!" both me and MArk said in unison.

"You can't be a DC Ranger without being either a alcholholic or addicted to some kind of drug, takes the stress off the job" Mark said.

"For god's sakes Davy you grew up in a town full of cannibals and were kidnapped by a fascist military organization yet you won't drink?!" I said.

"Well sorry its not like I ever got a chance, I only lived in Andale until I was about 12 and the higher ups in the Enclave frowned upon fott soldiers drinking" David explained.

"Well then todays your lucky day Davy my boy cause me and this bastard Markey are gonna turn you into a proper drinker, we all pay a share of the tab, MORIARTY! BRING US A KEG WILL YA!" I yelled.

"Alright lass, that'll be 75 caps" Moriarty said in his usual Irish accent.

"You know what give us two for 150 caps, its gonna be a looong night for us" I said through a somwhat evil smile.

"Guys don't I get a say in this?" Mark plead.

"NO!" both me, Mark and even that bastard Moriarty said.

And so began a long night of nothing but drinking laughing and Mark nearly dying of alchohal poisoning. I was definitely gonna sleep well when I got back.

18 Hours Later

Why the fuck are the higher ups making me train David, I only got 4 of the 15 hours of sleep I wanted just to be told that Davy Crocket was to become my aprentice.

"Well Davy my boy are you ready?" I said.

"Ready for what?" Dayid said a little scared.

"For the worst training experience of you r life cause when my sleep gets interupted I become one mean bitch, so prepare youself for hell my boy"

To Be Continued