Okay, this is a special pi day episode of this! (pi is 3.14, and march 14 is 3/14! Also, this is the 3rd chapter, which is close to pi!) RER (read, enjoy, review!)

Oh, and I've been forgetting these:

Disclaimer: I do not own YGO GX, the green lantern, or a potato farm in Iowa

Oh, and sometimes I might not update in a while, so just be patient (or pm me saying that u want me to update)


"Wake up you dimwits!" Chazz yelled, breaking into Jaden/Syrus/Chumley's dorm. "It's the pi day celebration!"

"PIE! WE LOVE PIE!" Chumley and Jaden yelled.

"Not, pie, pi!" Chazz said.

"What's the difference?" Jaden asked.

"One is pi, the other is pie!" Chazz said.

"Chazz, there isn't a difference between pie and pie," Chumley said.

"Maybe he's going crazy," Jaden suggested.

"ONE IS A NUMBER AND THE OTHER IS A DESSERT!" Chazz yelled.

"Wait, so pie is a desert like the Sahara? And deserts are made of numbers?" Jaden asked.

"NO! PI IS 3.1416 AND PIE AND THE STUFF YOU BAKE!" Chazz screamed.

"Oh, well why didn't you just say so?" Jaden said.

Chazz and Syrus fall down anime-style.

The quartet walked outside and everyone was wearing costumes of some sort. Some people had the symbol pi on it, some of them had the symbol pi made up of the numbers of pi. Professor Banner was dressed as a 3, Dr. Crowler was dressed as a 1, and Chancellor Sheppard was dressed as a 4, and Pharaoh was dressed as the decimal point, so together they made 3.14! Dr. Crowler then say Syrus and began chasing after his with his axe.

Chancellor Sheppard yelled "Noooo! Pi is not equal to 3.4! We are a failure! My life is a lie!" and then he started to cry.

"Here," Banner said. "Have some banana bread I baked!"

Banner gave Sheppard the loaf and then Sheppard stopped crying because he had an idea. He took out a knife and carved out a 1 from the loaf. "We're pi again!" Sheppard yelled, holding up the one.

"No we're not," Banner said. "Everyone knows 1s made out of banana bread don't count."

"Your right, my life is even more of a lie," Sheppard said and he started to cry again. He was on his knees looking at the ground, and had those line thingys on his head that they do in anime when the characters are sad.

"Hey, Chazz?" Jaden asked.

"What is it, nimrod?" Chazz said.

"Where is the pie you promised us?"

Chazz, Syrus, Dr. Crowler, Banner, and all the other people fall over.

Mini-Game Time!

Today's Game is: Teach Jaden what pi is!

Chumley: Pie is the most excellent dessert ever!

Me: NEXT!

Syrus: Pi is a number that I don't understand because I'm too dumb. I mean, how am I supposed to know that pi is the ratio in every circle of the circumference of the circle to the diameter of the circle that is always true and has an infinite amount of digits but begins with 3.14159! How am I supposed to know that!

Jaden: I get it now! There is unlimited pie in the world!

Me: U DO NOT GET IT! NEXT!

Dr. Crowler: Maybe Jaden will understand pi… IN DEATH!

(Crowler takes out his machine gun/axe thingy and starts chasing Jaden around)

Me: NOT HAPPENING!

Green Lantern: I'm not even on Yugioh GX? What am I doing here!

Me: Not winning, that's for sure. NEXT!

GL: NO! I wanted to win sooooo bad!

Zane: Who cares about pi anyway?

Me: Well, you should because you need it to measure how far around your cyber dragons are!

(Zane starts to cry)

Zane: I'm so sorry cyber dragon! Please forgive me! Please!

Me: Hey, I made Zane cry! He's supposed to be emotionless! I win!

Me: Today, my prize is: massive debt! Wait, I won… I mean my prize is 60 trillion dollars! Yay!

Alexis: Hey, that wasn't the mini-game!

Me: Shut up.

TV audience: Ooooooooooo…

Alexis: Oh no he didn't!

(Alexis starts beating me up)

Me: (Writes in little notebook). NOW FEAR MY POWER!

(Alligator falls onto Alexis)

Me: Not really…. (writes in notebook again)

(Computer falls onto Alexis)

Me: Closer, closer… (writes in notebook again)

(Greenland falls onto Alexis)

Me: There we go!

(TV audience laughs)

Me: You guys shut up too!

(TV audience boos and throws tomatoes at me)

Me: Luckily I have an anti-tomato forcefield!

(TV audience starts throwing bananas at me)

Me: AAAH! BANANAS! MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS! I'M MELING! MELTING! Not melting anymore…. MELTING AGAIN! Anti-melting… still anti-melting MELTING! MELTING! MELTHING!

(melts)

Chazz: YAY! The Tyranny is over!

Jaden: I still don't have the pie you promised.

(Everyone falls over anime style)

Syrus: Wait, without an author, doesn't that mean that the story can't contin-