A/N: If you hate Barney raise your hand. –raises hand- That dinosaur is a evil. Enough said. Let's just get on with the story.
Copyright: I don't own anything but Lee's anger towards Barney.
This time, they thought they were ready. They're bodies became bulgy. That's right, they…were…REAL! –dun, dun, DUN DUN!- They then did a face plant in a school yard.
"I feel fat." Tenten said, standing up and brushing herself off. Lee jumped up and slipped to fall on his butt.
"Wow, I am very uncoordinated here." Lee stood up. Neji scoffed and stayed on the ground.
"I think we're not in Kansas anymore." Neji said, then Tenten pulled him up. They looked around.
"W-Where are we?" Tenten asked, holding Neji's arm scared. Lee looked around.
"I-Is this Barney?" Lee's eye twitched.
"Barney? Isn't he like a murderer in Konaha?" Neji wondered allowed.
"Yeah, he is. Who did he?" Tenten questioned. Lee's eye continued to twitch. Door's to the school opened and out poured a bunch of kids, fallowed by the purple enemy.
"Hey look! New friends!" One kid said.
"Barney told us to make friends with people we don't know! That means talking to people we've never seen before!" Another said. Barney jumped up and clicked his heels.
"Let's met them!" They ran over and hugged the three, Lee stood still. Eye twitching.
"Hello new friends!"
"Hello creepy dinosaur, didn't your mother tell you not to talk to strangers?" Neji asked. The kids laughed.
"Yeah! But Barney says they're only strangers till we say hi!" A little kid said. Tenten and Neji slapped their faces. Lee's eyes seemed to turn red.
"You…YOU!" Lee pushed the kids hugging him to the ground and pointed to Barney. "You JACK ASS! You killed my mom while your cronies held me down and forced me to watch! YOU BASTARD!" Lee yelled, his voice horse. Tenten and Neji had a realization.
"No wonder his brain's so fucked up!" Neji gasped. That's when the two had another thought.
"Ok! All little kids! Earthquake drill! Go inside and watch your beloved purple dinosaur die." Tenten panicked while picking up two kids, Neji picked up three and the last one ran behind them as they ducked into the school and looked put the window. Lee was twitching.
"I think Lee needs a hug!" The purple one said and reached out to hug him. Lee slapped his hands.
"YOU DIE!" Lee punched him straight in the face and Barney flew back. "I am in no mood." Lee cracked his knuckles. "Release, the third gate." That vain popped out from Lee's head and he turned deep red. Inside, the kids were trying to dance while Neji and Tenten looked out the window.
"Would Lady Tsunade approve of this?" Tenten asked.
"More along the lines will the readers be pissed off by insulting barney?" Neji commented.
"Readers? Did you just break the fourth wall?" Tenten asked turning to Neji.
"Yeah, but I think that's ok if your in a kid's show." Neji said, watching as Barney disappeared into the air by Lee's kick. "We are so dead when we get back to Konaha."
"Yeah…" Tenten looked out the window soon enough to see barney's head squish into the ground. "Maybe we should cut this show short."
"I don't think we'll have a choice in that. If Lee kills the main character, then there's no more show. There for, we will have to leave." Neji explained, back in Konaha, everyone's jaw was dropped.
"Holy shit, this is the most graphic violence I've ever seen." Shikamaru nudged Ino while munching on popcorn. Getting very into Team Gai TV. Tsunade, had a hand over her eye.
"Shizune, remind me to have Team Gai locked in an asylum when and if they get back." Tsunade groaned. Shizune nodded. Back in the TV, Lee was pulling a Sasuke and tried ripping Barney's arms off.
"wow, I didn't know Lee had so much built up rage in his body." Neji said amazed.
"Let's not call him an idiotic Big browed loser anymore." Tenten shuddered. A kid slid next to Tenten with a 'colorful' paper plate over their face.
"Look I'm a monkey!" They said in a goofy voice. Neji pushed them onto their butt. "That wasn't nice!"
"Life isn't nice kid get used to it." Neji mumbled while staring at Lee using a Kunai to stab Barney.
"You guys aren't nice! Everyone Barney has a meet is nicer then you!" The same kid said, standing up, the others walked over and they all looked mad.
"Not everyone you meet is 'nice' Take Lee, Nice guy. Protecting and sweet." Tenten said.
"And at this very moment, he's killing a purple dinosaur out of spite from an enemy ninja sneaking into town dressed like Barney and killing many of the women." Neji said, at that, Barney's bloody corpse was thrown against the window. The kids screamed and Lee opened the school door and sat in a chair next to Neji, covered in blood.
"Hey buddy. Want a cookie?" Tenten asked in a sweet voice. Lee shook his head.
"You all better now? No more bloody killings?" Neji asked in a voice similar to Tenten's, he gave Lee a scared out of his mind but has to be nice so he doesn't die smile. Lee nodded.
"That's good, you need anything?" Tenten asked, putting a hand on Lee's shoulder. She took it back when her hand was cover in blood.
"Yeah. Get me coffee. So help you if there's no sugar." Lee demanded, looking Straight at the far wall, Tenten and Neji jumped up and ran to where they believe the teacher's lounge is.
"You should have said please!" One of the little girls said, Lee looked to her.
"Hiss, back off chick." Lee…hissed. The kids screamed and ran under desks. Tenten and Neji walked back into the room with big cheesy grins on their faces.
"Hi Lee!" Neji smiled, Eye brow twitching a bit.
"We brought coffee with sugar and creamer! The creamer tastes like marshmallow! We know how you like marshmallow!" Tenten said handing Lee the cup. Lee smiled. Wow, they actually fear me. This could work to my advantage later on… Tenten looked at the coin, all purple. "Oh would you look at that! Time to go!" Tenten said. Lee stood up.
"Then let's go. This place is making me crazy." Lee looked to Neji and Tenten, his eyes seemed to flash red. Tenten quickly flipped the coin, and they were zapped out of there.
Well, now Tenten and Neji are freaked by Lee, also, he had no chance to drink his coffee. Imagine that. Another thing, I've been babysitting my cousin, so the next couple maybe kid shows. Like the next, will be Blue's Clues. X3 Review for coffee.
