So this was supposed to be a one shot but it got pretty popular. Why am I not surprised? I will say this, if Trump does become president, and he pushes to ban fanfiction on the net forever…I apologize in advance. Or as Alec Baldwin would say on SNL when he plays Trump, "apple-agize"

I would like to point out that this is a bit of a pre-debate chapter. I will start the next chapter while watching/listening to the debate on the web.

I apologize in advance for all the jokes

I do not own the Kamen Rider franchise or High School DXD.

Things such as chants and data on the magic rings were obtained through Kamen Rider wiki, High school DXD wiki, and English translations of High School DxD volumes 1-20. I do however claim ownership to original spell and transformation rings as well as original techniques.

Ignore the timeline. I honestly have no idea what year I should place the events of the series in anyway.

Also, this is cannon to my story. No questions asked.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Sacred Gear and WizarDriver/Handauthor sounds

[Ddraig talking]

Who released the tapes?

It was Monday morning in Kuoh, Japan, and Issei was skipping class.

Okay that might be a bit inaccurate. Turns out the school was allowing students to watch the United States second presidential debate live. There would be subtitles and a translator.

"Well congratulations America." Issei said as he and the rest of the devils at school were getting set up. They had their own room with a large screen TV. Since they were all devils, they did not have the same difficulties regarding language. Issei himself was on a couch with a plate of donuts and bottles of soda ready. "You managed to create a sitcom popular enough to be watched on the other side of the world." He chuckled taking sip. Next to him were Asia on his left and Rias on his right. Raynare and Kalawarner were elsewhere (AN: I have yet to decide what they will do during their free time but I do have some idea).

"You know," Rias began as she took a sip of her tea. "I have to ask, were you the one who leaked the tapes we've been hearing about?" This caused everyone in the room to look at the Rider with curiosity and fear in their eyes. Did her perhaps go further than he let on?"

"Nope." Issei sighed. "I did some asking around. No one really knows yet, at least not from my circle of friends."

"You mean circle of perverts." Saji snickered, making Sona sigh in exasperation. Ever since the incident with the Chimera where Saji embarrassed himself and caused Sona to apologize to Issei for the damage he caused, he had been trying to make himself seem better than his fellow Pawn, or at least embarrass him. So far no real progress. "Besides, you said yourself that you sold the depraved porn to Trump, meaning it was originally yours and you must have enjoyed it." Saji had a large grin on his face as if he had won. The members from his own peerage just shook their heads while Sona let out another sigh. She was about to voice an apology before Issei cut in calmly, unphased by the insults.

"First of all, the pervert community is very, very large." He took a bite of a plain donut. "Probably why Japan has such a low birth rate." He muttered before continuing out loud. "Matsuda and Motohama are pretty much the lowest kind, good at only being a pervert and would totally be fine with rape and stuff if they could get away with it." It was not a surprise how he cut down his former friends, but still a bit unsettling. "I think not having me with them has actually made things worse." The girls did agree that as a pervert, Issei did not support anything along the lines of sexual assault. Heck, there was one time before he disappeared that he thought women should probably rule the world. Then again he did say men have a hard time to say no to them so it's basically a matter of context.

"As for my other friends, I'll have you know they are all functioning perfectly fine." Here Issei had a disapproving tone as he defended his other friends. "Sure some work from home, but none of them are NEETs and all of them make good money doing what they do." Then Issei grinned. "Plus the skills they use for their perversion actually help me and Detective Tachibana out when we need info fast."

"As for the merchandise." Issei did chuckle in an embarrassed manner. "Some of them were mine originally, mainly because there were big tits."

'At least he's honest.' All the girls (bar pure innocent Asia of course) thought with some slight drops of sweat.

"However," Issei held up his hand, "All the darker stuff was definitely stuff that the Perverted Duo left at my place." He smirked and continued. "Since they never took it back I figured there was no need to return it."

No one in the room could say anything. There was nothing they could say to counter his words as they were all the truth and he never did anything wrong. Plus they could not deny the results his friends gave, especially when the news about the leaked Tax Returns reached their ears and Issei responded by calling someone and offered to treat them to a nice sushi place. Saji was steaming at from the ears as he realized that once again, he was seen as the fool.

"Looks like it's almost time." Issei grinned getting everyone's attention. They all took their seats and got their snakes together. Time for the next episode of the Debate Arc.

Okay.

Not much but I typed this mainly to get it out of my system. Fun fact, I started typing this today at around 2 PM. It is now 5:30 PM. This took 3 and a half hours. And you all wonder why my longer stories take over a month.

Yes, I have alluded to events that have not yet happened in my main story. Want more then go read that one and follow it.

Again, this is a little banter for before the debate. The post-debate chapter will take at least a week. Honestly it all depends on the material I get. You know how it is.

That's it for now. Please Favorite, Follow, and Review. But most of all, thank you for reading!