Once again, the lights went up and the dramatic theme music blared, threatening to knock down all the walls. The host walked up to his place, turned to the audience and grinned. "Greetings," He said. "My name is Luke Skywalker, and I will be the host tonight for False or Falser, formerly The Good, the Bad and the Goofy, formerly The Unpredictable Game Show."

As usual, the audience cheered excitedly.

"Our contestants today are, on the right," Luke waved his hand and the group appeared in a poof of smoke, " The Ouran High School Host Club."

The audience cheered again.

Tamaki Suou bowed in acknowledgement as Kyoya gently pushed his glasses up. Hikaru and Kaoru glanced around suspiciously while Hunny looked for the piece of cake he'd been eating seconds prior to being transported here. Mori, as usual, stood silent. Haruhi looked slightly confused, and glancing at Kyoya, she wondered if he'd been the one who'd scheduled this.

"And," Luke continued, "On the left, the Legion of Super Heroes… er, well, some of them anyway," He amended, once again waving his hand.

In yet another poof of smoke, Superman, Brainiac 5, Lightning Lad, Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timberwolf and Saturn girl glanced around, concerned.

"What just happened?" Superman asked.

"Unknown," Brainiac 5 answered.

"Um, you're welcomed to False or Falser, formerly The Good, the Bad and the Goofy, which was Formerly the Unpredictable Game Show. I'm your host, Luke Skywalker." Luke glanced at both sides. "Are you ready to hear the rules of the game?" When no one answered, he grinned. "Good."

"We're in a game show?" Hikaru demanded suddenly. "When did this happen? Kyoya!" He glanced accusingly at the youngest Ootori.

Kyoya blinked. "This wasn't my doing," He said coldly, glaring at Hikaru.

Tamaki glanced around. "Ah! So these are the games that commoners play to get money? Fascinating!"

Haruhi sighed.

"Um, who are these people?" Superman asked.

"Good question," Lightning Lad replied.

Tamaki brightened at the aspect of introducing the Host club. "I'm Suou Tamaki, this is Ootori Kyoya, Morinozuka Takashi, Haninozuka Mitsukuni, the Hitachiin twins Hikaru and Kaoru, and Fujioka Haruhi." He smiled grandly. "And who are you?"

Bouncing Boy spoke up. "I'm Bouncing boy, that's Superman, Brainiac 5, Lightning Lad, Triplicate Girl, Timberwolf and Saturn Girl."

"Why is that one green?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked simultaneously, pointing to Brainy.

"Is it really that important?" Brainiac 5 asked.

"No," the Hitachiin twins said. "We just think it would be interesting to find out how you have green skin with blonde hair. Shouldn't your hair be green?"

Brainy ignored them and turned to the Host. "What are the rules?" He asked Luke, who had been standing off to the side observing the exchange with a bemused smile.

"Ah, yes," Luke said, "Back to the subject. The rules are as follows. I will tell you two untruths about the other team- you decide which untruth is less true."

"So it's a game to see which lie is more lie-like?" Hikaru asked. "How are we going to know?"

"That's just it- you get to guess." He glanced at Saturn girl. "No reading minds, or you've got an instant penalty. "

"What's the penalty?" Superman asked.

"I don't know," Luke said, "Maybe I'll be nice and just sent you to a galaxy far, far away."

"Oh, ha. Nice joke," Hikaru snorted.

"No, really," Luke said calmly. "I'm very capable of doing so."

"That's not the joke part, it's… never mind," Kaoru muttered.

Luke nodded absently. "Yes, well, Legion of Superheroes, you go first. Your entire team confers on which false is falser. Are you ready for the question?"

The superheroes nodded.

"All right then, Tamaki Suou is half German…or, Kyoya Ootori is the first son."

The Host club exchanged glances. "I don't even know which one would be considered falser," Haruhi said after a moment.

Brainiac 5 stared at Kyoya and Tamaki for a moment, then quickly turned to the team. "The phrase 'Kyoya Ootori is the first son' is falser," He said simply.

The team exchanged glances. "And your reason?" Superman finally asked.

"It's logical," Brainy said. "It's obvious that Suou san has European blood in him, and Ootori san's face twitched slightly in an emotional response to the allegation that he was a first son."

"What's with the whole 'san' thing?" Lightning Lad asked after a moment.

"It's an honorific the Japanese use. I trust it was satisfactory?" Brainy turned to the Host club, who nodded.

"You're absolutely correct," Luke said, "Tamaki is half French, but Kyoya is a third son."

"Oh, this makes absolute sense… not!!" Hikaru snapped. "What's the difference?"

"Degrees of falseness," Luke replied. "There is one degree of falseness in saying Tamaki is part German, you need only say he's actually French. However, with Kyoya, there is another brother between himself and the first son, so there are two degrees of difference. Get it?"

"No," The Hitachiin twins said simultaneously.

"I don't really either," Luke said. "You'll figure it out as we go along." Then, turning to the Host club, he eyed Tamaki warily and said, "False or falser-- Brainiac 5's Ancestor was a superhero, or Superman is from the Thirty-first century."

Brainiac5 and Superman exchanged confused glances. Superman shrugged helplessly. "I'm glad we aren't answering this one," Superman muttered.

Kyoya eyed the two carefully, then turned to the Host club. "Brainic 5's ancestor was a villain," He said simply. "But Superman is from the Twentieth century… I believe."

"So, what's our answer?!" Hikaru demanded irritably.

"The first allegation was falser," Kyoya said to Luke, "Because the first allegation implied more than just a change of time, but a change of motives and morals."

Luke nodded. "Very good. But how did you know those things about BRianiac5 and Superman?"

Kyoya glanced away momentarily. "I've had some experience with American comics-- they're easy to read and a… fun way to learn English," He admitted.

"Did you just say fun?" Hikaru demanded in amazement.

"Amusing, then," Kyoya replied with an icy glare.

"Back to the Legion!" Luke interrupted. "False or falser-- Hikaru is younger than Kaoru, or… Tamaki is his Grandmother's favorite grandchild!"

Hikaru, Kaoru and Tamaki exchanged glances and a shrug.

Brainiac 5 frowned. "I believe--"

"Sorry, this is a penalty round. You're not allowed to give an opinion," Luke said, slapping a strip of duct tape over Brainy's mouth. Glancing at the Audience, Luke grinned. "I'm starting to like this job," He said.

The Audience cheered and clapped appreciatively.

Superman frowned. "Now what?"

"I think the first one was falser," Lightning Lad said. "I mean, Tamaki's good looking-- how could his grandmother not like him?"

"I don't think…" Triplicate girl began, but Lightning Lad cut her off.

"That's our answer," He told Luke, ignoring the look of desperation along with the emphatic head-shaking Brainiac 5 was doing to get his attention.

Luke ignored the wrong answer and turned to the host club and slapped a piece of duct tape over Kyoya's mouth. "All right," he said, "Now then, False or Falser-- Triplicate girl cane make any item triplicate itself, or… Bouncing boy has a pogo stick he uses to bounce everywhere."

Hikaru and Kaoru exchanged glances. Tamaki opened his mouth, and Hikaru slapped a hand over it. "Shut up, Milord," He said. "We don't need your useless babble to make the decision more complicated."

"Triplicate girl making things tripled isn't as false, so Bouncing Boy's pogo stick is falser," Haruhi said after a moment.

Luke nodded. "What's your reason?"

"He couldn't fit on a pogo stick," Haruhi said bluntly. "And why would he need a pogo stick to go everywhere?"

"That's a pretty decent answer," Luke said. "Okay… Um… Well, I'd love to continue, but I promised Han I'd be back early, and we're almost out of time, so I'll just…" He reached out with the force and ripped the duct tape off of Kyoya's and Brainiac 5's mouths, then waved as Kyoya slapped a hand over his mouth, shooting a disgusted glare in Luke's direction.

"May the force be with you," Hikaru snorted.

"And also with you," Luke replied, serious.

The audience disappeared almost instantaneously, and the lights flickered off. Then, within seconds, the contestants were whisked back to the world they'd come from…

A/N: Haha! Next week will be hosted by an unknown person(s) from this episode -(Kyoya)- with the Teen Titans and Howl's moving castle (the anime) cast! yay! Anyway, you have to wait until next episode until you find out the name/rules of the game. But, as Kyoya's the host... you know it's going to be painful...