A/N: I am an awful person. I haven't updated this in a while... Or my Bible journal thingy...
Fang: Yes, yes, you are.
Me: You are so mean, Fang. What have I ever done to you?
Fang: Let's form a list, shall we? You have kidnapped me, forced me to live at your house, go to school with you, ride the bus home with you, watch your brother and his friend, made me run around with your friends yesterday, do I need to go on?
Me: Okay, okay, I realize that I am not the nicest person to you, but you still shouldn't be mean to me.
Fang: Just thank the reviewer. (covers head with hands)
Me: Oh yeah. Thank you to silverleaf2150 for reviewing.
Fang: We realize that this isn't completely normal. But Rae is quite strange.
Me: Yeah... Loved the taco at the end though.
Fang: Just start the... I don't even know what to call it...
Me: Sooooooooo booooooreeeed...
Fang: Why are all these old ladies over your house?
Me: They are scrapbooking and that is my aunt, her friend, and my grandma. That girl over there is my cousin and the old guy watching the football game is my grandpa.
Fang: Does it get more exciting than this?
Me: Not really...
Fang: W. O. W.
Me: Why are you talking about World of Warcraft?
Fang: What?
Me: Nevermind...
Fang:...
Me:...
Fang:...
Me:...
Mom: Rachel, can you get those forms Mr. W sent home?
Me: Sure, whatever. Keep Fang away from the computer though will you.
Mom: Sure. Linda, what lettering do you want for this page?
Mimi: Whichever. As long as it looks nice
Beverly: One and a half or smaller. Probably smaller if you want it to fit there.
Mimi: One?
Beverly: Okay.
Fang: When do we eat again?
Beverly, Mimi, and Julie: You're hungry already?
Fang: Uh, yeah.
Mom: It's okay. He's a foreign exchange student from Rae's school. He has a very high metabolism. We aren't going to be eating for a while now, Fang. But if you are hungry, you can get something from the fridge to eat.
Fang: Sounds good. (to me) Foreign exchange student?
Me: She came up with that reason herself to explain why you are here to guests. She doesn't like them to think that I am a mean person.
Fang: Because you are so innocent.
Me: Yep. Here are those forms you wanted, Mom.
Mom: Thank you, dear.
Me: Fang, why don't I interview you to? Maybe I will get extra credit.
Fang: Sure...
Me: Okay, what is the furthest you have been from home?
Fang: Antartica.
Me: Why?
Fang: You know why.
Me: Righto. When did members of your family first move to Florida and why?
Fang: We didn't move here. I was kidnapped. By you.
Me: Yeah, I did. You aren't going to be able to answer the next question... If you could take a trip anywhere, where would it be and why?
Fang: ... I would go to... I don't know...
Me: Make something up.
Fang: Fine, I would go to Timbuktu because it has a cool name.
Me: Sure, if you could live in another place or time, where would it be and why?
Fang: I would live in the future where mutants are openly accepted by all.
Me: Okay, sure, whatever you want. If you had to research any journey for an assignment, what journey would you pick?
Fang: You mean, which one would I want to help you do?
Me: No, I mean, you are actually interested in a journey. Which one is it?
Fang: Climbing Mount Everest.
Me: Interesting... I'm bored.
Fang: (facepalm)
Me: You just killed two brain cells.
Fang: (Headtable)
Me: Two more dead.
Mom: Fang, could you please refrain from doing that. You are shaking the table.
Fang: Sorry, ma'am.
A/N: You are really nice to my mom.
Fang: She feeds me. I'm not going to be rude to her.
Me: Why can't you be nice to me like that?
Fang: Because you kidnapped me, have forced me to live in your house,-
Me: Okay, okay, I get it. I'm not nice to you, geez.
Fang: Hehehe.
Me: What did you do?
Fang: (False innocent voice) Nothing.
Me: What did you do?
Fang: Nothing.
Me: Let me see.
Fang: No.
Me: (pushes him out of the way of phone) FANG! IS THAT TO WHO I THINK IT IS?
Fang: Gotta go. (runs scaredly from room)
Me: FANG! YOU ARE SO DEAD!
