Dudley and His Gang go to Hogwarts

by: Jamesgurl7492

Summary: Who knew that butterbeer had a magical property that allowed muggles to become wizards? Big D and his friends find out much to the dismay of Harry. preDH. ooc-ness

Ships: This story isn't really romance but I WILL find a way to put all my fav. couples in this story so slight : Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia, Lee/Katie, Bill/Fleur, Percy/Penelope, Remus/Tonks, Seamus/Lavender, Dean/Pavarti.

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, I only own a few characters and the plot. (bottom lip starts to tremble and eyes begin to water). Life is j-just so unfair!!

PS: The things that happened in both the OotP and the HBP happened just Sirius nor Dumbledore died. and this is PRE DH

Chapter 3: Panicking Over, Considering, and Accepting the News

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"Who the HELL are you!" shouted Vernon

"Remus Lupin,..."

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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" yelled the whale known as Vernon.

"I came here because of the letters of course." said the man, his voice was like velvet and it sounding as if many bells were ringing perfectly and beautifully in tune. He was tall, around 6'4, with slightly graying sandy blond hair that fell to his earlobes with a barely noticeable curl at the end, and the most beautiful topaz eyes guarded by long, thick black lashes. He was thin but had obvious muscle and was rather pale, like he was recently sick and was just recovering. He had on a ocean blue button-up with the sleeves rolled to his elbow, comfortable black slacks, and crisp white tennis-shoes. He had an intelligent look in his eyes with a trace of amusement.

"What are these letters?" asked Peter Polkiss confusion obvious on his face.

"They're letters of acceptance to Hogwarts."Remus spoke slowly, as if he were speaking to a young child.

"Well yes I know THAT!" replied Peter harshly, he refused to be spoken to in such a way.

"What we want to know," Derek Derikson began, "is how on earth could any of this nonsense be anything but a joke."

"Well, it seems as though Dumbledore was wrong the Dursleys told you nothing" Remus spoke softly as though he was speaking more to himself then the people around him.

"What are you suppose to tell us Vernon?" asked Mitchel Mandez

"I-I have NOTHING to tell you." Vernon stuttered

"Right." Remus said coming back to reality, a small smile gracing his lips. "You don't have anything to say to these good people about your nephew, his parents, etc."

"STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT THERE MISTER! YOU ARE IN MY HOUSE AND I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF IN MY OWN HOME! YOU WILL NOT TIE ME TO WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BOY! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS FREAKISH ABNORMALITIES! IT WAS HIS DAMN PARENTS! THOSE FREAKS WHO BLEW THEMSELVES UP!" screamed the now purple face whale known as Vernon Dursley. So caught up in what he was saying Vernon didn't see Remus, rage burning viciously in his eyes, draw his wand. In a fraction of a second two inches of it had sunk into the fat covering Vernon's pulse point.

His voice quiet and deathly calm he spoke "Never. Never speak that way of any of the Potters in front of me. Never speak of Harry and/or James in a disrespectful way!" he chuckled darkly though his voice was still like velvet, still sounding of bells. "Your lucky that Dumbledore sent me and not Sirius. For if you spoke that was of James or Harry in front of him. You wouldn't be alive to tell the tale." Letting Vernon go he stepped back and cleared his throat, all traces of his previous rage gone or hidden expertly, a small smile again graced his lips. "I'm sure that you have many questions."

"Of course we have questions." replied Lucy Polkiss harshly "Just not for you for them" she said turning to Petunia "What does he mean by this magic nonsense having anything to do with that nephew of yours." she asked suddenly rude.

"My horrible nephew is a-a wizard..." Petunia spat the word as if it were a curse. "...as was my abnormal sister. I'm sure you remember how odd she was Lucy as we have been best friends for over 20 years." Petunia reminded

"Yes, now that I think about it, you said she got a scholarship to all girl boarding school, what was it again..." she paused trying to remember, "oh yes, 'Sister Carolin's Academy for Gifted Girls' in Ireland, was this... Hogwarts where she really went?" Lucy asked

"Yes, she went of with that Snape boy, do you remember that freak?, every year until she turned 17, then she moved in with that boy she married, James Potter, got married and had Harry" she spat out the Potter's names as if they were a bad taste in her mouth. "Then he got his letter when he was 11 and has been going to that Freak show Academy ever sense."

"So this school... theses letters... they're real?!" asked Gary Gardner in disbelief.

"Yes they are." replied Remus. "Your sons are wizards and for reasons I know not are just getting their letters."

"DUDLEY IS NOT A FREAK!" yelled Vernon, speaking for the first time since Remus pulled his wand out.

"If by freak you mean wizard then yes your son is a freak." answered Remus one eyebrow raised.

"THEN HOW COME YOU LOT DIDN'T NOTICE IT WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER!? HUH!? WHY NOW!?" screeched Petunia standing up.

"We don't know exactly how they became wizards but no one has figured out how muggles give birth to muggleborn witches and wizards." Remus answered truthfully, "Though the theory is that because everyone has a certain magical level in them" he began but seeing every ones bewildered expression at the thought that they even had a level of magic in them explained, "There are three levels of magic. Level 1 means you have only a very little amount of magic in you and you are therefore a muggle, or non magic person. Level 2 would be a squib which means you have only a little bit more magic than a muggle, but are still considered a muggle and a squib is the opposite of being muggleborn you are a muggle born-to wizards. And then there is Level 3 which are witches and wizards and we have a lot of magic in us." Now that he had briefly explained Magic Levels he continued on to his original explanation "Now the theory that we have is when a muggle woman is pageant her magic level is very unpredictable at one moment she is a level 1 at the next a level 2, now for wizard women whom are pageant it is just the power of her magic that is unpredictable, that if she is exposed to strong magic when her magic level is at level 3 her child will be a muggleborn. When that child is born, or at their first use of magic, our hall of records records the child as a level 3 which means when the child is almost eleven his or her name and address appear in the school of their district's 'Book of Students' and the letters are sent out. Now since we didn't get your children's names until now we are puzzled. But Dumbledore guesses that the children have, in some way, been exposed to magic recently."

"So your telling me that I have been exposed to that stuff that my cousin does, without my knowledge mind you, and in now what my cousin is... a freak?" Dudley asked trying to make sense of what he had just heard.

"Yes. Now Dudley are you sure it was without your knowledge, are you sure that you touched nothing that was Harry's this summer" asked Remus

"Umm... well..." answered Dennis unsure of how to put what they did without letting their parents know what they do on a regular basis.

"I-I went into Harry's room to a-ask him to got to the store because we were thirsty and we didn't h-have anything to drink but he wasn't there and there was this... butterbeer on his desk... a six pack of it. It smelled like b-root beer, so thinking it was some type of ac-drink I got five and brought them downstairs and we all drank some and we were looking at a picture of us before Dudley and Peirs went off to Smelting and Dudley accidentally knocked his over onto the picture but if P-Potter's stuff is magical that is the only bit of it I've been exposed to" Malcom, the smartest of the group answered. A choirs of a agreement came from the boys sitting in the living room.

"DUDLEY! You know better than to touch anything of that boy's!" scolded Petunia.

"I'm sorry mum I was really thirsty." Dudley said giving his mom his best sad eyes, which in truth was pathetic.

"Oh Duddi-Dudley its... okay, It was that awful boy's fault for tempting you!"she cried throwing her arms around her bulbous son.

"Okay now that this is... settled" Remus said unsure of how to react to the ridiculous reaction "Where is Harry?"

"BOY! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!!" screamed Vernon. They waited a moment before the sarcastic reply of

"Yes, Uncle what do you need?" came form Harry.

"Don't get smart with me boy!" said Vernon about to turn purple again.

"Harry how great it is to see you!" Remus interrupted with a huge smile on his face.

"Remus?" Harry said uncertainly "What are you doing here?... Not that I'm not glad to see you,... because I am!" he reassured quickly. Remus chuckled

"I'm here because of the acceptance letter to Hogwarts that your cousin and his friends got."

"The what that my cousin... and his... what got?!" Harry started to panic.

"Harry you don't know?" asked Remus

"Know what exactly?" harry asked faintly.

"Your cousin Dudley and his friends here are wizards." Remus replied softly going to comfort his almost-kinda-alittle bit nephew/friend/person.

"Well I know that Dudley got a letter saying he was accepted but I was sure it was someones, Fred and George's perhaps, cruel idea of a joke. I didn't know all of Dudley's friends got letters!"Harry said panicking.

"Well Harry it is true. Something happened and they are now wizards." Remus said as softly as possible. Harry was in a state of disbelief and then... he hit the floor. Harry had fainted.

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