(A/N) Dude, do you know how flippin' AWESOME it is to go on to Fan Fiction and then have a whole new page of reviews?!?!?!?!?!?! Well, let me tell you this: IT'S THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!!! Anyway. Here is the next chapter. There is just so many different things going to happen! Let's just hope I can remember them all…
Max POV
Turns out the chick who called Fang, 'O awesome hottie', has an actual name. The reason I'm surprised at this fact is cause she's so insane I didn't think you could give her a name. Her name turns out to be Ruby. Two of her friends are here with her: Some chic named Sarah, and then another insane friend who's name is Kimmy. They're all on the wall next to eachother, straight ahead from me.
Oh, and Fang hasn't stopped spazzing out yet.
I sigh.
All the fans were jabbering again, and I felt a headache coming on. I groaned. I will not let this headache happen!
"Everybody just shut up!" I shouted. They were all quiet and looked rather scared. I smiled abruptly. "Let's be calm, and have a moment of silence." So my brain doesn't end up all over you insane freaks. I added in my head.
There was silence.
For a moment anyway.
"I believe I can fly!" Sang a older looking teenager. His eyes were closed and he was swaying happily from side to side, the chains barely letting him do much. "I believe I can touch the sky!" His voice rang through out the dungeon that I now have come to hate with all of my being.
"Yeah, right." Said Ruby, "This is how it goes: I believe I can fly! I got caught by the FBI! All I wanted was a piece of chicken; all I got was free fried beans!"
I sighed, closed my eyes, and hung my head. What else could I do?
"Alright!" I shouted so they all could hear. "Let's have a conversation. But you may not speak unless you raise your hand." I said, but then noticed that all of us had our arms chained above our heads. That won't work. "Okay, never mind the hand raising idea. Let us simply…" I thought about what they could do in order to speak. "Snort like a pig when you want to talk." I said, then nodded my head in approval of my own idea.
Fang looked at me like I was insane, but then I noticed that considering the fact that I have a flippin' voice in my head, I really might be insane. I ignored him.
"Now," I began, thinking of a topic. "What are your opinions on abortion?"
Ruby's eyes widened. She didn't even snort. "ABORTION ISN'T JUST MURDERING! IT'S MURDERING YOUR OWN KID! IT'S EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU!" She shouted a bunch of un-comprehendible words after that. Then I was able to understand her for a second. "IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR GETTING KNOCKED UP! DON'T FEEL BAD FOR YOURSELF! DON'T TAKE YOU STUPID TEENAGE PROBLEMS AND REALEASE IT'S WRATH UPON YOUR KID! I SHALL GET REVENGE ON ALL STUPID TEENAGERS ALIVE!"
"Okay! Okay! We won't talk about such an upsetting subject, for the girl who belongs in an insane asylum's sake." I said as the shaking of the chains holding Ruby eventually stopped. "Now maybe a calming conversation isn't a good idea…" Or even exists in this dungeon I thought to myself.
It was about three hours of listening to the fans jabber annoyingly that I finally got some shut eye. It was definitely hard, but it happened.
I slept through all the screams I would usually jump at. I guess I lost my light sleeping abilities…
(A/N) Alright. The next chapter is gonna be pretty funny. Now, remember, it's very OOC, I hope you don't mind. And thank you VERY much for the reviews! They were AMAZING (as previously mentioned).
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