"Ah, 'Arry Potter! You came here in one piece! You're ready!"
"For what, sir?"
"Oh, ah, you'll see. Anyway, how do you like Hogwarts so far?"
"Good...it's really great." "Getting away from your horrible aunt and uncle...it's a good feeling."
"Feel good!" 2D appeared, whispering 'Feel Good Inc.'
"I told you not to come out!"
"McGonagall let us out."
"Augh, that woman!" Murdoc cried, marching away and mumbling, leaving a confused Harry.
"Don't worry, he's always like this." 2D said to young Harry,
"I'm 2D. You must be the young boy everyone's talking about." 2D shook hands with Harry, smiling brightly.
"Yeah, Harry Potter. Tell me, why is your hair blue, you have no eyes, how are you able to see?, and Murdoc wants to keep you isolated?"
"Uh...GET THE COOL SHOESHINE~" And with that, 2D ran away, leaving an extremely confused Harry who just wanted to be back with his friends.
"NO! GET BACK HERE YOU-YOU CHOSEN ONE!" The green headmaster cried, running after Harry. He frozen with fear, not knowing what to do if a satanist runs after you.
"Listen, I just want to hang out with my friends, professor."
"NO I NEED TO TELL YOU-"
"YOU NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THE POOR BOY, THAT'S WHAT!" McGonagall cried, pounding Murdoc with a broom.
"NO YOU BLOODY WOMAN NO STOP!"
"Hey, that's my broomstick!" Oliver Wood, the quidditch captain cried.
"Okay...see ya, professor!" Harry cried, running away. In fury, Murdoc grabbed the broomstick he was being hit with and snapped it in half(Wood crying in the background).
"You made me lose the chosen one and let out my band members-how dare you?!"
"We can't let your chaos control the school, Murdoc!"
"ARGUS!" Within no time, a wicked-looking man ran around the corner.
"Yes, Headmaster?"
"Handle Minerva for me. I need to find the Gorillaz."
"They've escaped, Headmaster?!"
"Yes, the dreadful three have. I'll be back." The Headmaster grumbled under his breath in furry, trying to find his band members. Eventually, the event ended by he and Filch getting drunk and yelling at the students with all their might. Minerva had enough and told the Ministry of Magic everything that Murdoc Niccals has done since he first became Headmaster. Murdoc was to be fired in the next few days.
