We were all about to go on our very first "woods expedition" of the trip. We had been waiting for so long for this trip to begin, and we weren't about to waste any time at all to start having some fun.

The woods were dark and creepy, but I felt safe with my Chucky. He is so... different than what he was back in Jr. High. He's so... masculine and manly now. He grew out of his acne and he wears contacts. Still has that same old spiky, uncontrollable hair- but hey, I like it. It's freaking cute.

Anyways, we were just hiking around being sure that we were remembering our steps behind us so we could get back to camp. We certainly weren't going on the same path we went on that one time... ugh, we actually all mutually agreed to never speak of that again. So...

"Hey, Tommy! Ha, check out my WOOD!" Phil said as he held a log out in front of his crotch. "Oh my God, he is NOT my brother..." Lil said, facepalming while the rest of us laughed. He is such a delightful idiot.

"Yeah, hey, wait! 'Phil's log: Star Date 69... it appears that Angelica and Kimi are about to remove their shorts and reveal their third moons...'" Ya know, I was supposed to hit him for saying that, but it was too hilarious. Tommy and Chucky ended up punching him in the arm, all three laughing.

"Nigga, you want the white girls removing they clothing, but you ain't said nothin' to me!" Suzie said, with sass. "...Phil's log: there appears to be a disturbance. A differrnt colored young woman is displeased with her breast-size..." We all started to die, we were laughing so hard.

"Whateva, my light-skinned brotha, I'm sure yo dick ain't no bigga."

"Phil's log: the same young woman is speaking blasphemies and I am contemplating kicker her off of the Enterprise..." Right after he said that, he tripped and fell on something.

"Man, you alright?" Chuckie said as he helped Phil up. "Yeah, but what the hell did I trip on?" Phil said as he looked around on the ground. He bent down on his knees and dusted the leaves around. It wan't long before he revealed a stone.

"Dude, does that have something written on it?" Tommy asked. After examining closely, and old nightmare was refueled. "R.I.P. Gerald 'Bean' Williams 1882-1896... holy shit... it's... oh my..." Phil had just read out what appeared to be Bean's headstone... to his grave.

"We're not actually standing... over the rotting skeleton... of... Bean, are we?" Kimi asked as she cuddled closely to Tommy. After a little more looking around, there we even more gravesights.

"Ok, officially uncomfortable with the woods... sooooo..." After Chucky said that, we all started full-speed ahead for camp. It took us a minute, we really got deep into those woods, but we got out.

We all were standing in camp, panting. "Never... speak of it... again... remember, guys?" I said, panting between words. Everybody shook their heads 'yes' while panting. We all headed for the councelor's cabin. Once we were in, we started getting ready for bed.

It took about 2 hours because we were all sharing 2 bathrooms, but we were all eventually ready to go to sleep.

"Chucky...?"

"Yeah, babe?"

"...Bean isn't coming back, is he?"

"No... and even if he does, he won't lay a hand on you... I won't let him."

"I know... but... finding those gravesights... has gotten me REALLY shaken up and... I'm just... uncomfortable..."

"You'll be cuddling with me tonight... will that be uncomfortable?"

...no... Thank you, baby..."

As Chucky and I were exchanging this conversation, Phil headed back to the van to get his music player that he forgot.

We were all sitting around, just talking about our plans for the rest of the trip, the pranks we were goimg to pull on the kids and whatnot. Phil returned shortly... with a look of dismay on his face.

"Phil, what the hell? You look like you just saw a ghost..." Tommy said.

"That's because I did... I watched it leave the body..."

"What body, Phil...?"

"The one behind this cabin... this cabin... that we are standing in..."

"This cabin...?"

"Yeah... and it was headed for the woods."