This seemed to take forever! I don't own Naruto but love him! But I love Kisame more!!!! ;)

What To Do With You?

Kai put her cup in the sink after her third cup of water. To her surprise she none of the men came in to see what she was doing they just stood in the lounge room talking. She knew what the were talking about. It was her! She could kind of hear what they were saying but really didn't care. So far meeting the men has not gone so well. Nothing in her life was easy and this proved it. She knew something must be up. One thing that she just realized now was that she was on a mission by herself. She never went on a mission by herself! This was the first time. At first she didn't think about it because of Koiyugi. He was after her for taking off for a couple of days and he didn't know where she was. She knew he was angry and there was going to be a huge punishment. But that was the only thing on her mind! She took the missions and came here alone. She mentally kicked herself for coming alone. Why didn't she ever think before she did stuff? Her life would be so much easier if she did! She rested her head on the table until.

"Hey Bitch get out here!" Hidan yelled.

Kai rolled her eyes and stood up and walked out to the group of freakish men. She stood beside Kakuzu. She looked up at him and then at the others.

"What do you want?" Kai just sounded bored

" You have to stay here until Pein gets back it's been decided." Kakuzu crossed his arms and looked down at her.

" Well no fucking shit smart ass! Pein is the one who wrote the note!" Kai also crossed her arms and looked up at the big guy.

"Quit being such a fucking bitch! We know that now let him finish whore!" Hidan snarled.

Kai just glared at him but decided to let the man finish.

"So you will be staying in Sassori's room."

"Huh? Who's he?"

" He was an Akatsuki member. He's dead." Kisame looked at her but it looked more like a glare.

"Gross your giving me a dead guys room how fucked up is that! Is he still in there?" She put her hands on her hips and gave the fish dude a glare.

" No he died somewhere else."

"And that's supposed to make me feel better? Are his things still in there?"

" Yah so what?" Hidan replied rudely.

"You guys really have no decency do you? That's just disgusting! Why didn't you throw out his stuff if you knew he wasn't coming back?" She threw her hands up in the air.

Hidan shrugged "Just didn't get around to it what's it to you?"

"It's bad Karma you know vibes! Would if it's haunted or something?" She rubbed her forehead.

" You believe in shit like that?" Kisame flashed a sharky grin at her.

"Hell ya! I'm surprised you don't! You should believe in something you know your not going to live forever!"

Hidan laughed at her "Are you sure about that sweetheart? I am!"

Kai looked surprised" Are you?"

Hidan nodded " I'm immortal. And so is Kakuzu."

Kai sighed she should of know someone here had to be. " Well have fun with that. But for the rest of us, okay well just me I guess, have to worry about things like that! I'm not going to be alive for very long and want to be at peace with the Karma gods!"

Kisame gave her a confused look "Why are you planning to die soon?"

Kai turned to Kisame " Well it's not like I want to or anything or planning on it. But Koiyugi still wants my head and I still have to deal with Pein. And plus I'm on a mission all by myself which I have never did in my life. Really this is the first time I have ever been on my own since I was like 11. Koiyugi doesn't trust me enough to go alone because I just come back when I feel like it. So don't you think that's kind of odd? If that doesn't spell death right there I don't know what does? So right now if I sleep in that room it's going to upset the true balance and destroy me before Pein can. And you don't want a grumpy leader do you? Wow well so what do we do now? This is really not a good situation. You know maybe I should just sleep outside. I can find a tree or something.

Itachi took a step forward towards Kai and she took a step back not wanting to get to close to the Uchiha.

"You will stay here it was requested by our leader. You will stay in the room a signed to you. There will be no further disruptions from you. It is not wise for you to leave without permission. You are by far the weakest person here. Your not even a challenge but a nuisance. You will do as your told no questions asked. Until Pein gets back we are your fate."

Kai just stood there mouth a bit open not knowing what to say. His eyes were so intense so cold so emotionless. She knew those eyes. But from where? They seemed so familiar to her and being this close to them, having them feel like they were piercing her soul, it scared her more than anything she had felt before right now.. She took another step back and bumped in to Hidan. She whipped herself around to see who it was. "Wow Itachi you sure fucking have away with the ladies huh?" Hidan said as he grabbed her arm and pulled her to the door.

Kisame smiled "Well at least he shut her up!"

"Hidan take her to her room." Itachi said as he went to the kitchen.

"Kai you will remain there until Pein arrives. We will bring you food and drinks but you will stay in the room!" Kakuzu looked angry and scary.

Hidan continued to drag her out of the room. When out she pulled her arm out of his grasp. Hidan grabbed her even harder which felt bone crushing so she chakra punched him in the chest which sent him in to the wall. She took off a super speed not really knowing where she was going but trying to find the exit! Then she heard the men on her heels. It felt like she was running around in circles. Where the hell was the exit! She could feel the chakra levels being raised around her it was so high it was frightening. And they were going to use it on her! Shit this was bad! She finally found that super pitch black hall and took off running at super speed to the outside. She knew the barrier was strong so she would have to use some kind of chakra hit that would let everyone of them know she was on her way out. But she had to do it. She had to try.

She was just about to go through when she was grabbed from behind. She screamed out, but couldn't move in the big arms around her waist and arms. She struggled and then screamed again.

"Put me down you fucked up bastard! I'm not going to be locked up ever! I'll just escape and run again if you do!" She yelled.

"Calm the fuck down girl, unless you want me to knock you the fuck out!"

"Let me go first and I will!"

"Not until you calm down! That's it your dead!"

"No! No! No! Wait I'll calm down! Okay I'm calm." Kai said as she stopped struggling "I'm not staying in that room or around the asshole Uchiha! I wasn't running away! I was just going outside! I need fresh air!"

"Really you could of fooled me!"

"Well Hidan was trying to crush my arm! And I'll show you the bruises if you want! I acted on impulse! I do that alot!"

"Yah we could tell!"

"Well I'm sorry! It won't happen again if you and your little buddies keep your hands off of me!"

"Really?!"

"Yes! I don't like to be man handled! And you guys seem to think I do! I can walk without any of you so called helping me! So put me down!"

Instead the guy just started to walk back into the lair. She just went with it why bother to struggle if it doesn't help?

" I'm sorry you may not of heard me? Put me down! I'll go back willingly!" Kai saw the light ahead of her.

Great she screwed up again. Well this day was going straight to hell and fast huh? Once they were at the end of the hall she turned her head to see if she could see the guys face. It was Kisame the blue fish guy. Well at least it wasn't Uchiha he would've just killed her on the spot!

"Kisame just put me down I'll behave! I know I can't get away! Man this sucks!"

"You fucking sick twisted bitch of hell!"

Kisame turned to and both of them saw a black and white Hidan waving his scythe around and then pointing at them. Kai's face almost turned white. Shit he was scary! He ran towards them. Kai thought that he was going to kill her so she shut her eyes and screamed. But no hit came. She still kept her eyes closed.

"Hidan! The leader wants her intact and unharmed when he arrives! Do you have a death wish?!" Kisame said as he turned me away from Hidan.

"That fucking whore deserves what's coming to her!" Hidan was right beside her.

"Hidan calm down! Kisame take her to the cells and lock her up!" Kakuzu shouted.

Kai opened her eyes and saw she was right it was Kakuzu!

"No don't lock me up! It was a misunderstanding! I promise it won't happen again! Just don't lock me up!" Kai pleaded.

"Misunderstanding? A fucking misunderstanding? No that was no misunderstanding! You fucking turned demon psycho bitch on me! You deserve to be locked up you crazy whore!" Hidan came closer to Kai but Kakuzu stepped in his way.

"Kisame will take her to lock up and then have first shift. You stay away from her for now. I'll take second shift you take third." Kakuzu turned to and looked at Kai.

"Not sure if Itachi should watch her Pein does want her in tact when he arrives." Kisame smiled and snickered as he said that.

"Yah I don't feel comfortable having him watch me. Hidan either he keeps calling me a whore."Kai said to Kakuzu.

"Because you are disgustingly dirty like one!" Hidan snarled.

"No I'm not! You know if you lock me up I can escape within 2 minutes right? Well I guess you don't. But now you do! Yah so you see even if you do lock me up I'll just unlock myself. So why bother to lock me up? Plus I will escape not to runaway or anything but just because I hate being held against my will and stuck in one place to long it scares me! Please don't lock me up just so I can escape it is pointless you know and a waste of our time!" Kai even gave her best woman pleading look to them.

"Kisame lock her up and if she escapes then lock her up again!" Kakuzu sounded more angry.

Well that didn't work and she did get locked up. Kisame took his first shift and sat down at the end of the hall. Well Kai staying true to her word escaped. Kisame locked her back up and once more out came Kai. Well they did this for over 15 more times before Kisame lost it and put her leg and hand shackles to the wall. He thought he had her but 5 minutes later she came up to him in the hallway.

"Kisame I'm hungry can I get something to eat? I promise to come right back so we can play our little game!" Kai looked at him and frowned.

"Fine let's go this is pointless!" Kisame stood up.

"You know I told you that right before you guys put me in here right?"

Kisame just glared at her. So she shut up and they went for some lunch.

Lunch, everything went okay I guess. Besides the fact that Itachi kept his eyes on her at all times and they were all mad that she could escape the cells with no problem. She was yelled at more times that you can count and called all those wonderful girl swear names. She let it slide. Hidan decided to sit right next to her and bump her arm or body everytime he had the chance to. Even when she moved her chair closer to Kakuzu he moved over too. She did it again and if she moved any closer to Kakuzu she'd have to sit on his lap. Kakuzu didn't mind he just ignored her until Hidan shoved her right into him. Kakuzu shoved Kai right back into Hidan. She cried out in shock and almost fell out of the chair if Hidan didn't catch her she would of it the ground. Hidan just put her back on the chair.

"Hidan quit shoving me! Why do you guys insist I'm a whore exactly what did I do that makes me one? Nothing! Do you even have any girls in your stupid little club?" Kai sat eating the rest of her fried rice.

"Yes we do her name is Konan." Kisame said drinking the last of his coke.

"Well she must be one hell of a woman to put up with you savages! Your like fucking cavemen! Geez! So what now i'm almost done my lunch. Can I go outside? I need fresh air!"

Kakuzu grabbed her arm "No you will stay inside!"

Kai winced in pain" Ouch! See what I mean! Do you know how not to man handle someone! You guys are all touchy feely that way! You do realize your hurting me right? So please let me go."

Kakuzu did let her go but shoved her and she almost once more ended up on the floor but she was once again caught by Hidan.

"See that was mean! You didn't have to shove me! I just want to go outside and get my duffel bag that I hid in the tree before you dragged me in here! Are hurting me on purpose?! Because if you are just tell me and I'll stay farther away from you!"

Kakuzu just glared at her and then looked across the table "Kisame go find her stuff."

"What? Why me?" Kisame glared.

"Because if I sent Itachi he wouldn't go and Hidan will shred her things and then give them to her. I'll make sure she'd still intact until you come back."

It seemed funny to Kai because he just talked about the others like they weren't there at all. It was true what he said and Kisame knew it. He finally got up and left to go get her things. Hidan smiled and looked at Kai.

"It's true I would shred your shit before I fucking gave it to you!"

"Wow your that predictable? That's really sad you know! And if you did shred my clothes well I'd shred your pants anyways. Why don't you have a shirt on? Is it in the wash because you split stupid on it?" Kai smiled back.

"Fuck you bitch! Your mouth gets you into alot of fucking trouble doesn't it?!"

"Yes, yes it does. It's really sad you know? It's like someone else controls it when I feel frustrated. Crazy huh? Like when I get spooked and freak out. Like I did this morning. I have no idea why I do it! It's like all my instincts tell my body to do it. Like a panic attack or some shit. And I don't panic during a fight I'm an instinct runner. So either I'm a bit fucked up or insane. But I like to use the term special!"

That got a chuckle out of Hidan and A small side smile out of Kakuzu. He had his mask down and was drinking water. She did notice the stitches in his face and felt bad that she did call him "Stitches". He did have a handsome face even thought the stitches were there and glowing green eyes like liquid jade. So he was an immortal huh? Well he was huge, well muscled and scary looking as hell so immortal he was. Hidan on the other hand had a thinner build and was a foot shorter than him. And annoying as hell!

Kisame came back with the bag and it was decided that she was going to clean out Sassori's room and sleep their tonight. So that's what she did for the rest of the day was clean out the room. She put all the stuff that was in the room in a storage room. So that in the room there was only the basics you know bed, dresser, desk, night table, chair and Lamp. The room was big and empty. There was a tiny window tunnel so you could see if it was night or day. Well at least she didn't have to sleep in the cells tonight. And maybe Pein would be back Tomorrow so she could leave. She was called by Kisame for supper. She sat beside Kisame. Itachi sat right beside her and so she got up and then by Itachi she was told to sit down. So she did. But she talked to everyone including Itachi. He only gave her one word answers but hey it was worth something. She was getting used to being around them. Well she was a very personable person and like to talk to others.

After supper she was to go to bed. She didn't mind she was so tired. So she just went no problem.

"See I do listen better when I'm not being man handled and dragged around!" She waved good night.

"If you leave your room you will be dealt with severely. You sleep at the end of the hall in the left wing. If you do leave the room you have to go past One empty room , Kakuzu's room, Hidan's room and Kisame who is sleeping in Tobi's room and I will be sleeping in Deidara's room. You will not leave your room until you are told too." Itachi looked at her with that scary no emotion face. She just nodded and went to her room walking slowly.

"Haha Uchiha you have a way with fucking pillow talk with the ladies!" Hidan laughed

"Shut up Hidan I didn't see you charm her off her feet, if I recall she knocked you off yours!" Itachi replied.

"What ever Uchiha at least she's not terrified of me. Yet. The only one she does like so far is Kisame!" Hidan pointed his scythe to the big fish man.

"So are you jealous?" Kisame smiled.

"Nope! Whores like her are a dime a dozen. Maybe you fucking like her?" Hidan was looking for a fight.

"Well the way you came at her. You went all out like she was one of the Sannin!" Kisame crossed his arms.

"Both of you shut up unless you want her to freak out again! We just have to keep her intact until he comes back and unharmed! We can't do that if she'a fucking snapping out of control every time she's scared! Fuck why did Pein pick her? there has to be something more to this that we can't see!" Kakuzu paced as he spoke to them.

"Maybe Pein just likes the way she looks? She could bring customers into a fucking whore house for sure!" Hidan smiled.

"That's not it! Pein has Konan and is not looking for a replacement. She came alone with things like she was going to stay a while. She said she's confused too by the fact this is her first mission alone and it was to deal with us the S-class criminals? Koiyugi must have something up his sleeve with Pein. If she pissed Koiyugi off then he would of just had her beaten already or killed. But he sent her here with a message? The only threat she is , is that she's a bit mentally unstable. She was easily over powered here and can't get thought he chakra barrier without help.

So why is she here? Think over the night and we will have a meeting in the morning. All agreed?" Kakuzu Was usually the leader when Pein wasn't there.

Everyone nodded and two went to bed and two stayed up.

Welcome Home Pein!

Pein returns from where ever the hell he's been! See what happens and the real reason why Kai is there. The reason surprises everyone!

OMFG! I'm finally done!!!! Well this chapter anyways! I lost over half the story because used script text. You know like instead of putting"yyyy" I was being lazy and putting the name in front of what the person was saying. So I redid the chapter and then I was writing and the town I live in had a 3 minute black out and I lost one third of the Fking story! I bet the whole town heard me scream! And swear things ladies like myself shouldn't swear! But I was pissed ! But yah that's why it's so late sorry! Remember to review! If you like a story and want the writer to write more review and let the writer know you enjoy it! Or e-mail us! Like me if a story isn't being read that much it goes on the back burner! I will up date the ones that are being read the most first! So always remember to review!