10/29/2011
Anderson awoke with only two seemingly unconnected memories in his head. The first was being knocked out by a mysteriously hooded figure in Sherlock's flat, the other was so bizarre that up until it happened regularly, he dismissed the thought as being a strange erotic dream.
He had found himself in an old part of London, he was lying restfully on the seat of an old taxi, being pulled along by two horses. Feeling dazed as he awoke, it hardly registered to him until he was conscious for twelve minutes or so that he sitting directly opposite a woman with green scaly skin. He scrambled himself into sitting upright, cowering against the opposite wall in fear of this mysterious woman.
"It's okay" she said, "I'm not going to hurt you." She explained.
Anderson was confused, but after a lengthy conversation about her past and back-story, Anderson was certain she was no threat to him.
"What I don't understand is..." began Anderson "is why you brought me here."
Madame Vastra gave him an illegally cheeky smile and responded in a naughty tone.
"You'll see" she said as she raised her scaly eyebrows before licking them with her lengthy tongue.
Anderson grinned smugly. He waited until the carriage had stopped outside their destination before allowing any sexual frustration to build up. Vastra lifted her hood and marched elegantly towards the doorway. Together the two of them entered the drawing room where Jenny was waiting.
"Oh 'ello," she said with her cockney accent, "Who's this with you, Madam?" she asked.
"This is Anderson, and it would be much preferred if we were left to be alone this evening." Vastra replied.
Jenny took the hint, but felt angry and upset at the same time. As she walked off, she began to tear up. How could Vastra go for an ordinary man she'd just met? But it was okay, she thought. She had a plan that would shake them both up for a long time. All she needed now was for them to be engaged in intercourse.
(Author's Notes: YES, I am aware that Madame Vastra is a lesbian. I made her bisexual here because, well, I can. I just thought that her being a prehistoric reptile would appeal greatly to Anderson's sexual preference.)
