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"Speaking"

'Thinking'

"Demon/Summon/Yelling"

'Demon/Summon thinking'

Time place change Last time

"Come out." The three in the trees started to sweat but then noticed he was looking somewhere else. Out came Sandiame Hokage.

"Naruto-kun what happened?" he asked as he looked from Iruka to Mizuki to Naruto.

"Mizuki killed Iruka-Sensei so I killed him" Naruto said coldly.

"Naruto-kun its no your fault. Don't blame yourself." Sarutobi was trying to comfort the blonde child.

"I don't Old man." Sarutobi was surprised by this and so asked why.

"Because Old man a ninja's life is shorter than the average person so he knew he was going into a dangerous situation. Don't get me wrong I loved Iruka (not that way yaoi fans) as a brother maybe if he had been a girl it could have been more but he wasn't so yeah." Sarutobi was surprised. Iruka dam near had his spirits jaw on the ground at the blondes' words. The three in trees were surprised as well.

"Well now Hokage-sama we need to talk about a couple of things." Sarutobi gulped and paled a little bit. Noticing the scroll he picked it up rolled it up and put it in his robe.

"My office over some tea?" He asked hopefully knowing Naruto had a hard time saying no to tea.

"Sure" Naruto said happily as Sarutobi grabbed his arm and shunshined to the Hokages office.

Office of Hokage

Naruto and Sarutobi had sat down for tea. They started talking about what had happened and how Naruto felt about it all. Naruto went over everything in detail even the learning that he was created as an experiment but was proud of his heritage. (1)

"Well Sarutobi-san it's getting late and I want to sleep. However before I go I want the keys to my fathers' estate so that I may sleep there instead of an apartment that gets torched regularly." Sarutobi flinched then sighed got up and walked to a picture of the fourth. He applied some blood to the picture performed some hand seals and the picture swung open behind it was a safe that Sarutobi turned a couple of times then grabbed the handle and opened it. He pulled out a box and some keys he tossed the keys to Naruto and carefully handed him the box.

"What's this Old man?"

"It's a box duh." Sarutobi chuckled and Naruto glared at him. "Okay, okay there is a scroll in the box that contains your father's jutsu and an account book."

"Oh thanks Sarutobi-san." Was quietly but politely spoken to the third. He smiled a real smile and the third smiled as well. The third new that Naruto's brash behavior was only skin deep in reality he was like Minato he was a prodigy above even Itachi of the Uchiha. While he seemed loud and obnoxious he was in reality calm, quiet and collected. His will was unbreakable and he would protect his precious people with every ounce of strength he had. Sadly only a few people were precious to him. He was also the epitome of a ninja quiet, deceptive, and powerful but didn't show it.

"Good bye Sarutobi-san it was a pleasure." Naruto turned and walked out the door. As if an after thought he told the Hokage. "I won't take their rage and anger anymore." Sarutobi was about to say something but Naruto held up a hand. "I will not kill them without reason like they would me given half the chance but if they attack me they die." Sarutobi winced at these words because he knew it was partly his fault. The Hokage sighed he loved Naruto almost as much as Asuma but he would never be allowed into the blonds life as much as he would have liked. 'Stupid council if they weren't so blinded by fear and anger they might just have noticed how great Naruto really is.' He sighed and put his head in his hands. 'Perhaps its time I clean house. Naruto doesn't deserve this and if they push to hard nothing will be left of Konoha but a crater. Sometimes I wish I could join him after all they've done to him.'

Namikaze Compound located in between Hyuuga and Uchiha.

'Well even if I don't like the man he had excellent taste.' Naruto was looking up at a three-story Japanese style home. Much like the Hyuuga's only homey and warmer. The Hyuuga's home tended to give off a slightly depressing aura and because of their indifference to all other ninja it gave their home a feeling of cold and unwelcome. The Uchiha were the opposite though now that they were gone it was just quiet instead of heat and unwelcome coming from the clan compound. The path to the front door was dotted with small flowers along the sides the trees were tall proud and seemed to add to the homey feel. The entrance hall had photos of the Fourth and his friends. Surprisingly there was a photo of Fugaku, Mikoto and Itachi. Something was off about the photo but Naruto was too tired to investigate what it was. Naruto slowly stalked his way upstairs collapsed on the master bed and fell asleep.

Back with Kyo and the others

Kyo walked out from behind the tree and over to Iruka, seeing the man's spirit struggling against her hold on him. She told him to stop or she would let him go and he could go to wherever it was he was meant to go. Iruka stilled and stared at her. Seeing that he was still she shoved his spirit into his body and poured some healing energy over the wounds. They all healed even the scar across his nose.

"Now I know you heard what the kid said. Just so you know I think you make a cute girl too." She winked seductively at Iruka who flushed red. "Now if you ever do find yourself attracted to him in that way, just take this pill you will be able to take it for up to a year and if you don't it comes back to me." Iruka was about to ask why but thought better of it. Kyo had created the pill with a mix of her ki, chakra, youkai, and chi a bit of permanence water and some of the water from Nyannichuan. It was pink in color, circular and had a minus sign in the middle. On a better note if it were eaten it would taste like strawberries and watermelon. It would also grant to a lesser extent an increase in chakra and the manifestation of powers such as ki, chi and youkai. Iruka stared at the girl shrugged and put the pill into a sealing scroll. Stood and was about to hobble off to the hospital for extra help and a bit of relaxation.

"Umm could you show us around?" Kyo asked politely and sheepishly. Iruka's head whipped around at the words and stared at the girl. As if remembering something she made a come here motion to the forest. Two other girls stepped from behind trees and stood next to the first. They were just as beautiful as the first and Iruka stared. The three girls flushed a little.

"It's not polite to stare" Kyo said amused that her and the others could affect him so much. Iruka shook his head to clear his thoughts.

"Right, follow me." He said embarrassed at his staring then sighed because there went his relaxation time.

"I'm going to go to the hospital before we go anywhere else though. Need to make sure I am fit enough to lead you around" He hobbled to the hospital the girls following behind him taking in the sights as they walked through the streets. Many men were leering at them as they went. The girls noticed but didn't seem to mind the men leering outwardly. Inwardly they were fuming and were thinking of putting a few six feet under. Finally they arrived at the hospital and Iruka went to the reception desk and asked to be seen by one of the med-nin. When Iruka came back out he showed them around the town and then inquired if they wanted to stay with him or go to a hotel. They opted for the hotel but thanked him for the offer. They also asked if he could set up a meeting with the leader of the village for them. He said he would and knew they had a pretty good handle on what has happened they seemed especially interested in Naruto. He was happy to talk about his favorite student although he was suspicious of why they wanted to know about Naruto. He told them about Naruto and how he knew Naruto was holding back and then told them who Naruto's teammates were most likely to be. When they asked who they were Iruka gave a brief description of the two and then went and ranted about how Sasuke is a power hungry arrogant prick and how Sakura is a no good, violent, weak fan girl sweating the Uchiha. The three girls were pissed that someone of Naruto's caliber would be put with them.

Another Part of the world

"Bulma-chan I'm hungry" Goku whined stomach rumbling.

"Goku don't you ever think about anything other than food?" Bulma asked exasperated with her young traveling companion. She suddenly heard a bleep noise and looked down at a circular object she pushed the button on the top and it zoomed out to show a dragon ball.

"Well looks like there is another one nearby Goku" Bulma observed goku's reaction. Goku was jumping up and down.

"Is it granpa's?" Goku asked excitedly voice full of hope and want.

"Actually it is." Bulma was happy for her friend. Goku pulled out the power pole and grabbed Bulma before saying power pole extend. The pole grew to incredible length and they were off to get the dragon ball.

Morning with Naruto

"Huuuhnn" Naruto yawned as he woke up and got out of the noticeably nice and warm bed. He got up and walked to the a-joining bathroom to shower. He stepped into the closet and his jaw dropped at the amount of clothes inside. There are red, blue and black T-shirts; green, red and black chunin and jonin vests there were black, green and blue long cargo pants. Naruto quickly picked out a red t-shirt and black pants then put them on. He found a long black strip of cloth so he changed his forehead protector to it and wrapped it around his bicep. He created twenty clones and instructed them to search the house and then dispel one at a time. He then left the compound locked the house and the gate and started roof jumping to the academy for team assignments.

Hokage's Office

Iruka had met up with the girls from yesterday and took them to the hokage's office. While they were waiting Iruka told them more about Naruto and touched on what it was to be a ninja and the skills required. They told him that they had gotten up early this morning and found the scrolls he was talking about when one of them said they needed stuff for the academy. They told him they had practiced and had gotten the techniques on the scrolls easily. Iruka was surprised they had gotten it so fast and was about to ask how when the door opened and the Hokage asked them to come in. they then did and Sarutobi dam near had a heart attack.

"Iruka not that I am ungrateful that you are alive but how?" Sarutobi asked suspiciously. Iruka gestured towards the girls.

"These three well actually it was Kyo that did it but that's beside the point. They would like to become ninja Hokage-sama they even have requested that should they pass they wish to be placed with Naruto or that he joins their team." Sarutobi was suspicious and thought they had ulterior motives. He was assured however that it seems as though the girls had grown quite fond of Naruto especially Kyo.

"Well I suppose you could go to the academy and join Naruto-kun next year." He said thoughtfully.

"Oh we already know all the stuff in the academy they teach we bought a few scrolls and learned it. It wasn't that hard." Sarutobi gapped at them then thought. 'Hmm maybe we should update the requirements to make it harder'

"Very well then I think if you show me I will allow you to go join in the team selections." Sarutobi said with a happy undertone in his voice. He didn't have to put his grandson with that arrogant ass and his lost puppy. 'The council will rue the day they messed with him when his bloodline activates' Sarutobi thought with an evil smile on his face that creped out Iruka. Needless to say they passed with flying colors and Sarutobi sent them and Iruka to the academy to announce the new team.

Academy

Naruto had just arrived and sat down in a seat when Sasuke came up to him.

"What are you doing here Dobe this is for graduates only" Naruto looked at Sasuke with and spoke in an annoyed tone of voice.

"Are you blind Teme or just stupid?" Naruto pointed to his hi-ate Sasuke flushed in anger and embarrassment.

"Naruto-baka don't talk to Sasuke-kun like that." Guess who?

"Sakura shut the fuck up" everyone stared dumbfounded at Naruto. 'He just told Sakura to shut up.' A few of them had to pick their jaws up off the floor. At this point the door opened and in walked the substitute for Iruka to announce the teams. Naruto sighed sadly Iruka was a really good friend to him and he missed him. The sub had just announced most of the teams and he had just gotten to team seven.

"Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno" Sakura was scared and Naruto was hitting his desk with his head. "And Sasuke Uchiha"

Sakura jumped up. "True love prevails. In your face Ino-pig" Ino fumed. Naruto muttered darkly under his breath "If we ever meet Kami you better run for your life because I will not be merciful." Kami hearing this shivered and decided to take a long vacation. The other teams left and an hour later the door opened. Thinking it was their sensei they turned to the door and in walked Iruka. Naruto stared openmouthed and jaw unhinged for a minute before he fainted. The others saw Naruto faint and Sakura and Sasuke thought he was weak because he fainted when Iruka came in. Iruka knew his appearance would have a profound effect on Naruto but he never thought it would be that big. He motioned the girls into the room and then proceeded to wake Naruto up slapping his face a few times. Naruto woke up and jumped halfway across the room.

"How are you alive I thought Mizuki killed you?" He asked in hysterics.

"Well he was close enough that it probably looked like I was dead." Naruto looked at him suspiciously thought about it and then just shrugged.

"Anyway I came to tell you that you Naruto won't be on a team with Sakura and Sasuke. They will be the first two-man team of Konoha. You will be the first four man team with these ladies here." Naruto looked at them and they were all cute he blushed a bit. They noticed his stare and blushed a cute pink tinge.

"How come he gets to be on a team with pretty girls and I am stuck with a flat chest fan girl." Sakura was upset but somehow managed to convince herself that he said something nice about her and mean about the other girls. (Deluded much?) Meanwhile the other girls inched away from the Uchiha. 'I'm still better than the Dobe and when I get my Sharigan I will be the best in the world'

"Anyway your team sensei will be…." Everyone was waiting with bated breath to hear who it would be.

"Ummm I forgot to ask who it was." Everyone face faulted with sweat drops on the backs of their heads.

"Well I guess you'll have to go ask Hokage-sama who your sensei will be" sheepishly Iruka rubbed the back of his head while letting out a chuckle. The four sweat dropped and walked out the door to the Hokage's office.

'Yes finally I get Sasuke-kun all to myself.' "Sasuke-kun want go on a date?" Sakura turned around and notice d a pad of paper in Sasuke's spot. It said NO! "Are you sure she asked?" and ripped the paper off it Said yes I am sure now stop asking. Sakura looked dejected and walked out of the room.

Way above Goku and Bulma's position

Emperor Pilaf was in his bath tub planning Great and fantastic strategies to beat Goku and steal the dragon balls.

"Mai"

"Yes sir?" could be heard outside the door.

"Bring me my rubber duckie I wish to play with it." Yep he's planning strategies alright. "And be quick about it."

'Why I serve him I'll never know' As she went into his room and opened a box gilded with gold. Inside were a bunch of rubber ducks, frogs and other assorted rubber playtime toys. At the bottom of the chest was a note it read when in possession of the dragon balls wish for all the rubber playtime toys in the world. Mai disgusted tore up the note and wrote another one and unintentionally made her leader mean and nasty. She grabbed a rubber duck and took it to the bathroom closed her eyes and opened the door. The duck was grabbed out of her hands and she was pushed out of the door and it shut right behind her. Anyone who would walk by that door for the next hour would hear giggles and squeaks.

A/N

(1) He may think his father was an ass but that doesn't stop him from admiring the man's achievements or fashion sense.

Who should be the sensei of the four man team?

Harem updated so please take a look.