A/N: Part Three! Lol…I'm soooooo bored…REVIEW!
Disclaimer: *chasing Mark and Henry* GET BACK! Oh. And I don't own N2N or RENT. So….bye! WAIT! I HAVE TO STALK YOU!
*Maureen and Natalie*
The two just glared at each other. It was pure silence until Maureen said, "I am SO not putting your shoes on…"
"That's not what that means, genius."
"Oh."
"Well, I suppose If I have to be you…" Natalie groaned. She then came up with a perky, energetic, completely non-Natalie voice and said, "Hi, I'm Maureen! I'm a drama queen and a slut! I don't care if the guy I'm interested in is only 18 years old, I'm a rebel!"
She added a little giggle and then went back to her normal, pissed off self.
"I do NOT sound like that!" Maureen protested, which was her favorite thing to do.
"Yes you do…" the RENT cast chimed.
"Fine then…" Maureen cleared her throat and put on a completely pessimistic face and said, "I'm Natalie…I'm a drug addict and a whore. I like drugs and guys who do drugs and I like hurting people…yeah…"
"Oh, come on! I don't sound like that at all!"
"Yes you do…" Gabe and Henry replied, both still having a stare down.
"Henry? You think I'm a whore?"
He just froze. "Um….no…?"
"YOU'RE GONNA DIE, JOHNSON!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*Angel and Benny*
Angel giggled and sat on the floor.
"What are you doing?" Benny asked.
"Well, I'm waiting for you to be me!"
"No. You go first."
"Ok!"
She jumped up and all of the sudden got completely serious. "Hello there. I am Benjamin Coffin III. I work for Cyber Arts. Yes, it is a lovely company…I married my landlord's daughter. Yes, Alison Grey…I don't even like her, everyone knows I like Mimi…I'm so mean sometimes…And I am completely aware of it. I hate my friends as an cover. But I hate Maureen."
Angel curtseyed and sat on the floor. "Ok! Your turn!"
Benny was aghast. Did she like read his mind or something?
"Um…ok…" he took a deep breath and said in the most perky, annoying voice anyone could come up with. "Hello, love! I'm Angel! I'm sooooo happy today! I'm happy everyday! I made the most adorable dress the other day! I like ponies and rainbows and-!"
Everyone stopped and stared at Benny.
"Awkward…" Maureen chanted.
He shut up and took his place next to Angel on the floor.
*Gabe and Henry*
The tension rose. They said nothing. They just stared.
And stared.
And stared.
"Well, I guess we should…be each other…" Henry suggested.
"Ok, you go first."
"No, you."
"You!"
"Hey, I've only known you for about three hours…"
Gabe just glared and said, "Touché."
He took a few deep breaths in and completely lost his creepy Gabe-ness. "Hey…(Yes, I start every statement I make with 'hey'). I am Henry. My last name is not known to mankind but I don't give a damn! I'm a stoner and I'm awesome." Gabe took a long drag of an invisible joint in his hand. "I'm such a bad influence too…I mean seriously, did you see how my girlfriend turned out? Oh yeah…that was me…"
"I AM NOT A BAD INFLUENCE!"
"Uh-huh…yeah. Real believable."
Henry gave Gabe another death stare and said, "I'm Gabriel, but you must call me Gabe because Gabriel is a stupid name for a stupid person, like me! I'm dead so I automatically get stalking privileges! And I've fucked up my sister's life so much that she actually turned to drug abuse! I love myself…"
"So, what, now you're saying it was me?"
"Well, yeah!"
"It was you!"
"No, it was you!"
"You!
"You!"
The both paused for a moment and started beating each other up.
*Roger and Joanne*
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M JOANNE!" Roger screamed, running in little circles.
"Roger, I'm nothing like that." Joanne protested. "I'm more poised and confident."
"Ooooooohhhhhh…." Roger sighed. "I'M JOANNE!"
Joanne just groaned and began to bang her head against the wall.
*Collins and Diana*
"Um…" Collins said awkwardly. "I don't know you…how am I supposed to be you?"
"Oh, it's easy!" She shouted, studying his personality carefully. "You just shout out some random comments and act like a crazy insane person!"
"O…k…"
"Ooooh! Look! I'm you!" She began to wobble around and smile like a drunken idiot.
"Hey, I'm not drunk all the time…" He protested.
She gave him an innocent giggle and continued to wobble.
*Mark and Mimi*
Mimi stood there with no emotion on her face.
"What are you doing, Mimi?" Mark asked her.
"I'm being you…" She replied non-enthusiastically.
"Um…I do more than just sit there…"
"You detach yourself."
"Ok, well…" Mark gathered up his courage and began dancing like a ballerina mixed with a stripper.
"what the hell are you doing, Mark?"
"I'm being you!"
He kept on dancing.
"OH MY GOD, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!" Natalie screamed, taking a break from chasing Maureen around the room with a shocker.
SO Mark continued to dance and Mimi stood there with no expression.
*Later…*
A few minutes later, Dr. Madden called them all back into a circle.
"Well, it seems like no one really understands each other here."
"Well, I would understand her but she called me a slutty drama queen AND TRIED TO KILL ME!" Maureen shouted in Natalie's face.
"WELL, I AM NOT A WHORE!" She screamed back.
"It seems like every time I put you all together it erupts into some sort of fist fight." the doctor said, glaring at Gabe and Henry, who both had on electric collars.
"I liked being Joanne!" Roger gleefully chimed.
"I wanna see Mark's Mimi dance again!" Benny said, almost in tears.
Everyone else shuddered.
"Well, what have you learned about each other?" The annoyed doctor asked after a moment of awkward silence.
"I've learned Mark has a boring life." Mimi stated.
"I've learned that I act like a drunken idiot a lot…" Collins pointed out.
"I've learned that my sister's boyfriend is STILL AN ASSHOLE!" Gabe shouted, practically leaping on Henry. Luckily for Henry, though, Dr. Madden had turned on the electric collar and shocked him.
"Will you two EVER leave each other alone?"
Gabe just scoffed. "No."
"We're rivals." Henry chimed. "That's what we do."
All of the sudden Mark started to stutter and fell back into his fetal position.
"Oh, great…He remembers…" Joanne groaned.
"God, Henry, why do you have to be such an IDIOT?!" Maureen yelled, taking her purse, which she had been carrying the whole time, and smacked him with it.
"Ow! Ok, stop!" He shouted back, trying to avoid another smack to the face.
Natalie, who was watching from the sidelines, decided to go up and defend Henry.
"Ok, so first you take it out on me, now you're taking it out on my boyfriend? What kind of sick, slutty person are you?!"
"I'M NOT A SLUT!"
"Actually, Maureen, that's debatable…" Roger said with an evil grin.
Maureen went and smacked him too before turning around and trying to smack Natalie as well. She ducked, it hit Benny who hit Maureen. Maureen missed and hit Roger, Roger hit Gabe, Gabe hit Joanne, Joanne hit Mimi, Mimi hit Collins, Collins hit Diana, Diana hit Natalie, Natalie hit Diana back before smacking Henry, Henry hit Angel. Angel angrily smacked Dr. Madden because she felt like he should be part of the cast fight.
That was not a smart decision.
"Ok. Ok! OK!" He screamed, trying to make himself heard over the bickering casts. "NOW WILL YOU ALL LISTEN?! WE WILL GET NOWHERE IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!"
They all exchanged looks of confusion as he continued. "Now, I want to try one last thing. Someone go push Mark off that table."
Both casts stood in a little crowd at the end of the table. Dr. Madden, feeling a need for superiority, stood on the table and looked down at them and explained, "Ok. What I want you to do is write a confession to anyone in this room. It can be to more than one person. I want you to come up here and read it then throw yourself into the crowd below."
"Why?" Roger asked.
"Because, Roger, it's a trust exercise."
They all shrugged and quickly wrote down what they had to confess. Since no one was volunteering, Dr. Madden had forcibly volunteered Roger to go.
He walked onto the table and said, "To Mimi, I'm sorry that I ate those Mexican jumping beans that you got me for my birthday. And I'm sorry that I'm a fat, lazy good-for-nothing songwriter who won't propose yet. Oh yeah, and I also read your diary, that's where that last one came from."
Mimi looked angry and blushed as her head landed in her palm.
"To Mark, I'm sorry that I walked in on you and Maureen that one night during spring break. And I'm sorry that I filmed your reaction. And I'm sorry that I'm bringing this up. Thank you."
Roger held his breath and dove from the table, only being barely caught by his castmates below.
Next in line was Maureen. "To Benny, I'm sorry that I call you names and beat you up…To Marky, I'm sorry that you're such a lonely loser. To Joanne, I'm sorry that I accidentally burnt those grilled cheese sandwiches and caught our entire floor on fire. To Gabe, I'm sorry that society is keeping us apart."
He slightly blushed, while beside him, Natalie gagged.
"And to Natalie. I'm sorry I called you a whore. You're obviously not a whore."
Everyone awww-ed and Dr. Madden piped up, "See? This what we're supposed to be getting to."
"You've only had one boyfriend. I mean, how much of a whore can you be with one guy?"
Dr. Madden found a nearby wall and started to smash his head against it. Natalie was about ready to leap onto the table and beat Maureen to a pulp. Quickly, though, Maureen jumped into the crowd and the next person was pushed up. This time, it was Gabe.
"Well, this is sort of long…First of all, to Maureen, I'm sorry that society is keeping us apart too. You know, maybe when this thing is done, we can-!"
"Are you gonna discuss your love life with us or are you gonna apologize?" Joanne shouted, getting jealous again.
"Sorry…To my mother, I'm sorry that I've messed up your life and made you depressed."
"Awww…" Diana squealed, giggling a little.
"And…although it kills me to say this, to Henry. I'm sorry I called you an asshole. And I'm not just saying that cuz there's a creepy doctor standing behind me with shock therapy."
Henry just looked around awkwardly, not knowing whether to be relieved or slightly disturbed.
"And finally, to my sister, Natalie."
She crossed her arms angrily waiting for a huge long list of apologies.
"I'm sorry that I messed up your life too…"
"And?"
"And I'm sorry that they love me more than you…"
"Um, ok…and?"
"And I'm sorry that I called your boyfriend an asshole…Oh. And also, I'm sorry that I stole your underwear from your gym bag last February and hung it on the flagpole outside the school. That was great…"
"That was you?!" She shouted angrily.
He nodded and quickly jumped into the group of people, smiling slyly.
"Anyone else wanna go?" Dr. Madden asked unenthusiastically.
Angel skipped up onto the table. "Well, Can I just say that why can't we all be friends? I mean seriously, no one likes being in this situation anymore than the next person. I have learned something today. I've learned that it doesn't matter who you are: if you're gay, if you're bipolar, if you're dead, or even if you all hate each other. We can all get along if we just try."
She skipped back down the stairs. Everyone stood in silence. Collins started a slow clap shouting, "See? I taught her that. THAT'S MY GIRL!"
"Wow, Angel…" Maureen said wiping tears from her eyes and being a total drama queen. "That really hit me. Right here." She pointed to her heart and before long grabbed Natalie into a hurried embrace. "Angel taught me that we can all be friends. This is my sister! I HAVE A SISTER! And she is NOT a whore!"
Natalie looked around uncomfortably. "Um…let go of me."
"Anything for my sister!" Maureen shouted quickly letting her go. Natalie shuddered and walked away.
And before long, Angel's speech had everyone in tears.
"Am I really that mean?" Benny managed to get out.
"Yes…you're such an ass…" Mimi responded, hugging him.
"I am SOOOO sorry!" Maureen said for the fiftieth time to Natalie. She was on the floor and was grabbing onto her leg, getting dragged across the floor.
"Ok! Ok! I get it! Let go of me!"
"NOOOOOOOO!"
Meanwhile, Gabe and Henry stared at each other still indifferently.
"Aren't we supposed to be making up with each other like everyone else?" Henry asked.
"Yeah…I guess…"
They both quickly mumbled an apology.
"You know I still hate you, right?" Gabe reminded him before he started to get all buddy-buddy.
"Yeah…I know…"
All of the sudden Maureen had an idea!
"I HAVE AN IDEA!" she exclaimed, causing both casts to groan. So she grabbed them both and went to discuss her plan.
