A.N: Finally got Ludo up. Credit goes to Kore-of-Myth, sylphxpression, and moi. We didn't know how to make a song out of "Sarah friend," and "Ludo down," so we made him a genius in hiding. You would be surprised at his language abilities.


"I have a lot of brains," says I

I say it, so it must be true.

Though in other's regards I'm not held high,

I'm sure that I am smarter than you.

For my head is BIG

And yours is really small

So of course if you dig

You'll find I'm a know-it-all

Peregrinate, thrall

Exiguous, distort

My speeches may be small,

But language is a sport.

I am a tad lazy

That I must admit

But it's easier when you are thought crazy

Or just an idiot!

Music, art, Philosophy

Reading, writing, arithmatic

Science, finances, biology

All these subjects make me tick.

These talents I will never show

I sit here like a blob

If someone ever were to know

I'd have to get a job.

Thank goodness I'm an oddity

That no other monsters are like this

I can lie about and just be

Leading a life of controlled bliss

So, though you may be incredulous

In doubt of these facts,

Disbelieving my genius,

But the wisest is he who acts!

My mother cried, "Unsightly!"

My father called me rude

Names meant to hurt me

But I maintain a cheery attitude.

I am an amicable beast,

I even charm the stone,

Because I always try to be the least

Offensive guy and endeavor to be unalone.