A.N: Finally got Ludo up. Credit goes to Kore-of-Myth, sylphxpression, and moi. We didn't know how to make a song out of "Sarah friend," and "Ludo down," so we made him a genius in hiding. You would be surprised at his language abilities.
"I have a lot of brains," says I
I say it, so it must be true.
Though in other's regards I'm not held high,
I'm sure that I am smarter than you.
For my head is BIG
And yours is really small
So of course if you dig
You'll find I'm a know-it-all
Peregrinate, thrall
Exiguous, distort
My speeches may be small,
But language is a sport.
I am a tad lazy
That I must admit
But it's easier when you are thought crazy
Or just an idiot!
Music, art, Philosophy
Reading, writing, arithmatic
Science, finances, biology
All these subjects make me tick.
These talents I will never show
I sit here like a blob
If someone ever were to know
I'd have to get a job.
Thank goodness I'm an oddity
That no other monsters are like this
I can lie about and just be
Leading a life of controlled bliss
So, though you may be incredulous
In doubt of these facts,
Disbelieving my genius,
But the wisest is he who acts!
My mother cried, "Unsightly!"
My father called me rude
Names meant to hurt me
But I maintain a cheery attitude.
I am an amicable beast,
I even charm the stone,
Because I always try to be the least
Offensive guy and endeavor to be unalone.
