AN: I own nothing.
"So Onyx what are you watching?" Cinder looked at Onyx who was watching something on the tv. "Star Wars." "Star Wars?" "Yeah more specifically Episode IV A New Hope. I'm in the part where they are escaping the Death Star." "Do you like it?" "I don't feel one way or the other about it." Cinder had made an 'effort' to get to know the guy, but to no avail. It also didn't help that he always responded the same way to anything. "Cinder why don't you sit with me?" That was odd he never invited her to do anything. Which in Cinder's books was okay, the last thing she needed was another asshole trying to get a date with her. "Why?" "Come on I need you to see this." "Okay..." Cinder sat down and watched the scene where this old guy was surrendering to the one dressed in black. Then it panned over to a young man who turned to look at them both. And finally the old man surrendered and was decapitated. Then the young man aimed his rifle in the guy with the red sword's direction and began shooting. Then Onyx turned off the tv. He slowly turned to look at her, and Cinder was a bit creeped out by the way he just stared at her. "Notice any resemblance." "I don't know what you are talking about." She lied, she knew exactly what he was talking about. The symmetry between both events was almost staggering to say the least.
"Really you don't remember being in that exact same situation just a while ago?" Cinder had an image to protect if people knew that she was into Star Wars it would be the end for her. If she were completely honest to herself whenever she saw a chance to re-enact a scene in real life she took it. That's why out of all the groups she hired the White Fang, since they resembled stormtroopers in a way. They both wear white, and look evil enough so yeah she figured why not even better right? Too bad she couldn't fill in the role of Emperor or Vader, but at least whenever she used her powers she had a little fun because she could also move objects to a certain degree. At least she had Anakin's yellow eyes, and she was evil. She sucked using a sword, so she made do with obtaining a red dress. It also helped that Adam had a mask and a red sword, so she could pretend that she was the Emperor. Plus both the Emperor and her had yellow eyes, which she fantasized about, but back to the topic at hand. "Really?" "Yes really." "So when you killed Pyrrha and Ruby showed up it didn't remind you of that scene?" "No." Then Cinder got up and left Onyx alone. Then she headed to her room. No one had ever been to Cinder's room, not even Salem. The entire room was littered with posters of Star Wars, and memorabilia.
Then she looked at her poster of Ewan McGregor from Episode 3. "Soon very soon my darling." Then she heard a knock on her door. "Who is it?" "It's Onyx a package came here for you." Ah shit hopefully he hasn't opened it. She opened the door slightly to see Onyx standing next to the package. "So what is it anyways?" "That is none of your concern." "Okay but I need you to sign this for the mailman." She signed the papers and Onyx left to give the papers over to the mailman. In a quick display of speed Cinder opened up the large box. When she looked at it she was amazed by how realistic it was. She had obtained a life-size replica of BB-8 from Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens. "Hmm it was really close, but I managed to beat SkywalkerFan43. Better luck next time jackass."
Meanwhile at Atlas
"FUCK THAT BITCH BEAT ME AGAIN!" "Uhh General Ironwood sir?" "That bitch that calls herself SithEmpress17 beat me again." "Uhh sir weren't we gonna use that money to rebuild Penny?" "Do you really think that we have the budget for that?" Winter did not want to answer with; If you didn't blow it all on Star Wars memorabilia then yeah we would, but he was her superior officer. "I guess you are right sir." "Do you know why half my body is robotic Schnee?" "Is it because you somehow identify with Anakin Skywalker sir?" "Correct." "Honestly sir what's so great about Star Wars?" "Schnee have you seen the entire series?" She walked right into that one didn't she? "No sir I haven't." "Well I order you to watch the entire series and give me a full report." Fuck me. "Yes sir."
Back to Onyx
"Oh hey Neo I haven't seen you at all since I got here." Neo held up a sign. "I can't believe Salem hired you. So what do I call you?" "Call me Onyx." Then she pulled out another sign. "Okay." "So Neo?" "Yeah." "Has Cinder ever let anyone up to her room?" "No, not even Salem." "Wow are you serious?" "Yes." "Why?" "I can't tell you." "How much?" Then Neo pulled out another sign with dots on it. "..." Then Neo pulled out a different sign. "One favor." "Alright." "She is a Star Wars fangirl." "That's it?" "Let me show you." Then both of them walked over to Cinder's room. Neo picked the lock and opened the door. Then they saw Cinder make out with the poster of Ewan McGregor. "What the fuck?" Cinder came to her senses and looked at both of them. "You aren't supposed to be in here." "Holy crap it's liked I walked inside George Lucas' asshole, and inside his asshole there is Star Wars memorabilia." "I can explain." "Cinder there is no way that you can explain any of this." Cinder just stood there embarrassed, besides being caught in the act of kissing the poster people now knew her secret. "Wait is that why you killed Pyrrha the way you did? To fulfill some Star Wars fantasy?" "Yes." "Woah... Umm so we are just gonna walk away now..." "I don't think so." "Huh?" "Who was it?" Onyx then pointed at Neo. Neo pulled out a sign. "Traitor." "Why did you have to show him Neo?"
Neo just stood there for a while then pulled out another sign. "You made me dress up as JAR JAR BINKS YOU BITCH!" "Well I wasn't going to dress up as him." "You dressed up as The Emperor. I wanted to be an Ewok. And also..." Then Neo pulled out two signs. One of them had the Federation symbol. "STAR TREK ALL THE WAY BITCH! GOD SAVE LEONARD NIMOY!" "YOU LITTLE TASTELESS ICE CREAM COLORED LITTLE SHIT!" Cinder didn't dare use her powers in her own room for fear of destroying anything of value. They both began to wrestle in the floor. Onyx stood there looking around the room ignoring the fight. Then he looked at them they were both clearly going to kill each other. "Okay break it up, nreak it up." "So Onyx which is better Star Wars or Star Trek?" "Isn't it obvious? Battlestar Galactica bitches." "WHY!?" "It's like Terminator in space. Now I'm gonna go, and whilst I will admit that I wanted to crack some jokes I can't this is just too much." Then there was a pause. "I will say this though... THANK GOD YOU KILLED PYRRHA." "Really?" "Yeah when she was going on and on about destiny she was becoming so unbearable, so thanks for that... Well I'll leave you to it." With that Onyx left Neo and Cinder quarreling about the best Sci-Fi franchise to have ever existed.
AN: Don't tell me that scene when Cinder killed Pyrrha didn't remind you of Star Wars.
