Hey everyone it's rogue... well duh! Anyways link has recently set of from new hyrule in search of the kingdom of the crystal skull! (yeah I went there) Jk link has set off to found New Termina and left tetra behind. But Tetra has a problem... O.O


Link: wait... what problem!

Me: Read the script!

Tetra: ... X.X

Link: she, what!

Tetra: ... Really! I'm Beep (would be spoiler)

Me: yes

Link and tetra: FUCK!


It had been 3 months since Link had left New Hyrule and the settlement was coming along nicely it already had a population of between 250-500. Link was pleased with himself and how he had set up the new colony, 30 houses in all and about 5 apartment buildings and a wooden palisade with a blacksmith and small manor for himself and tetra when she came to inspect... but he had, had some problems on the way...

Link felt the pain of losing some men... "if only I had kept my guard up" he thought looking at the four dog tags in his hand... four dead men...


*Flashback*

(Warning this part is not funny this flash back contains scenes of violence and gore reader discretion is advised if you have a weak stomach)

1 week in, somewhere north east of new hyrule-

Link had let his guard down he and his men had set up camp. thou he didn't show it, Link cared deeply about the safety of his troops, and ordered that he take first watch tonight...

1.5 hours later

*Rustle, rustle*

"Hello? Show yourself!" link drew his new blade, one and a quarter meters of razor sharp Mithril, and readied his shield, also Mithril, and scanned the shrubs. Nothing, he decided to let it pass as his imagination... big mistake! 10 minutes later

"Loooloooloo!"

"What the fuck"

*shing*

"MEN TO ARM'S TO ARM'S" Link yelled as he started to fight one of the monsters

The rest of the men come out with barley any armour and un-armed, they ran for their weapons... but on the way one of the men, Pvt. Wright, got caught by one of the creatures, and was bitten in the neck and his treakia ripped out by the monster and blood spewed! "He didn't even have a chance to scream" link thought as the battle raged. Link stabbed a monster in the gut and twisted, killing it. Then he found the monster that had killed Pvt. Wright Link stabbed his knife (located in his sleeve) into the monsters neck and ripped outwards "HOW. DO YOU. LIKE IT?" He screamed in the monsters dying face.

*end of flashback*


They had won the battle and would have no further contact with them, but they took a price

Pvt. Logan had been stabbed in the chest and missing an arm, and was found after the battle and bleed out in Cpl. Stone's arms (Cpl. Stone is the corpsman/medic) Logan's last words were "and I... I don't want to be treated by... by someone called a corpsman" he chuckled and then his lights just went out

Pfc. Rakhesh had been dragged away during the battle; Link could still hear his earpirceing screams still echoed in links ears as those monsters tore him apart...Link could almost feel it

And Cpl. Pepia... well she probably had the most merciful death, when they found her body her head was cut clean off, the blood soaking her uniform

...And link had all their dog tags

What were those creatures? He had asked Sgt. Daniels at mess that morning

"I don't know sir... they shur looked like some type of unknown goblin..."

Link was all too familiar with the goblin family, Bokoblins, moblins, goblins, hobgoblins, and now these!

"Let's call them Canoblins" Link said

"Sound's good sir"

"Daniels... when not on duty you need not refer to my rank, just call me my name" Link said, now softened up, on his close 2nd in command

"Yes si- I mean ok Link"

"There now was that so hard" he said sarcastically

The two Soldiers laughed it up with jokes and... Just due to the fact that Link had given his squad leave to go to the tavern and get drunk.


Tetra had noticed something about a month after Link had left... something wrong to say the least... Tetra waited and waited for news to come of the new settlement, and a week after the strange feeling she had gotten a letter saying the settlement was up and running smoothly, and would be back in 1 month if everything went well. But Tetra couldn't wait a month... she knew what was happening, so the 1st of October at daybreak, Tetra ordered a stagecoach to take her to New Termina escorted by 10 knights and 4 repeating crossbowmen gunners to mount the coach...

3 days later

Link had been down lately his friend Sgt. Daniels asked what was wrong and why the fiercest of the whole army was so glum... but Link didn't want to share... He just missed tetra... he went to the manor and lay down on the bed and sobbed into the pillows, not wanting anyone to hear the commander cry...

*Rap, Rap, Rap*

"Daniels go away I don't wanna talk about it!"

The door opened anyways

"Danie-" Link started "... TETRA!" Link ran and hugged his girlfriend stroking her hair "I've missed you sooo much" He said

"As have I" Tetra Said before pushing him down on the bed and making out with him

Link stopped to ask a question "tetra why have you come out here... just to see me"

"You know me can't keep me away from my linky" she said very cheesy like "but also... something has come up"

"Oh no what now!"

"It's just that-" tetra started

Link knew before she even finished. Tetra had seemed to have fewer curves than before, not quite as slim, he felt proud but also felt nervous, worried and anxious. He knew what had hapend and he was the father of it!

"I'm pregnant" O.O


Link: oh my god finally!

Tetra: (Blushes) yeah like I would ever bear link's kid

Me: oh shur... like the time you "didn't" have sex with link in his trailer?

Tetra: Arrg! You're never gonna let that go huh?

Me: (shake's head) Lucky basterd you, Link

Link: hey Ben?

Me: what...

Link: ... Wana play COD I'll own u

Me: you're on bitch!