After about two maybe three hours of wandering Marluxia just so happened upon a common room of sorts. Might as well call it that because here lay most of the invisible members that he hadn't seen all day. The red porcupine Axel was lounging next to the fire while Demyx, okay so he had seen HIM earlier but not the others. Both the mullet haired child and Luxord both sat on the couch, playing a game of what appeared to be go fish.

"How... the hell... do you... find... your way... around!" he asked between exasperated gasps. Wandering for a couple of hours will do that to you.

Axel was the first to get up. He marched all sassy like to the pinkett and laughed in his face. I'll take my pyro well done please. "We port you idiot, didn't Mansex tell you that you could port where ever the hell you wanted." No superior did not inform me of such crucial information, the jackass.

"Well aint that fine and dandy to know now of all fricking times in the world." The assassin frowned at the flame headed man before him.

Axel gave a smug smile and wrapped an arm around Marluxia's neck, "You know you never answered my question on whether you were a a guy or a girl." he led the pinkett further into the room.

The dou took two steps and Marluxia grappled Axel's arm so hard that if he squeezed any tighter on the toothpick it would've snapped. "I don't know, you wanna take a wild guess?" he seethed venom dripping from his words.

Just then a smile escaped Axel's lips and he slipped out of the hold and used the same hand to grab for the pinkett's crotch. The whole room fell silent not even the fireplace dared make a noise. "Well. I'm pretty sure you're a guy now... are you homosexual by chance?" he inquired his hand still fondling the others lower area, attempting a second investigation.

Marluxia smiled at Axel, it looked pleasant on the outside but it was definitely a Satan smile. Inviting but completely misleading. "Well to be perfectly honest..." He extended his hand above his head and summoned his scythe. Then brought it to Axel's throat. "I'm bi, thanks for asking." he continued his smile. "Now, little boy if you don't stop fondling my testicles..." his expression completely turned south to a look that would scare the devil. "I'm going to have to have to deprive this organization of another member." he hissed.

Axel immediately took back his hands and reeled back as if he were a scolded puppy dog. "Err... sorry..." he peeped.

Marluxia's expression changed once more to the happy pleasant expression. "Oh don't worry I don't mind. Just remember..." he glared into devil mode. "Touch me like that again and you're worse than dead." he seethed. Then smiled again, so many mood swings! " Okay?"

Axel nodded furiously. And with that Marluxia went to sit on the couch. Leaving the room in utter silence. All their eye's were oogeling him... Fuck over did it.

"Hey Marly." Said a voice beside him. He turned his head to see the little mullet mess of a head staring right into his eyes. okay not creepy at all, wait Marly? "You wouldn't really kill Ax would you? He may be forward but he's a nice guy... and... uhh..." Demyx struggled to find more kind things to say... difficult huh when you're trying to protect a Jackass.

Marluxia's normal conscious would've said yeah so what. But with the kids face and his puppy dog eyes it was just too much to bear! "Listen, Demy-kinz." he hugged the boy, yeah he could play the nickname game too! "I would never "kill" Axel..." he paused for a moment rethinking what he said. "More likely I would seriously injure him or... emotionally scar him for the rest of his miserable life but killing him would mean that I'd have to deal with superior so you can rest assured that I wont be murdering him..." for now.

The dirty blonds face nearly lit up like a light bulb, scratch that it did light up like a light bulb. "Thank you Marly!" he hugged the elder male nuzzling his face into his coat. Ah number 11 making children smile every day.

A sudden feeling of impending doom sent a chill down the pinketts spine. That's when. "Exactly what do you think you're doing?" Someone growled from beside him. But beside him was couch and he was sure that Luxord had left during his speech of not killing Axel... So who...

The assassin turned to see a single golden upside down eye glaring at him. "AH!" Marluxia yelled and flung himself to the other side of the couch, which unfortunately had Demyx on it.

There stood a rather pissed Xigbar, death glaring Marluxia who oh so conveniently happened to be on top of Demyx in a rather sexual looking position. Axel stood behind the Freeshooter's doom gaze snickering like the idiot he was. "If you're planning my death pinky, you should probably do it before this old man kills you off first." he giggled then took his leave.

Awkwardness to the max! "Xiggy! This is not what it looks like... unless you think it was an accident, then it is what it looks like..." Demyx began to ramble but both Xigbar and Marluxia droned him out as there was a intense stare down going down between the two of them. Moments began to feel like hours until, "XIGGY" Demyx shouted.

Forcing the two to break eye contact and look at Demyx. "What?" they said in unison.

"You heard nothing I said, didn't you." Demyx sighed and rolled his eye's. Marluxia smiled so the kid did have an adult side, well then.

"I'm sorry I was a little preoccupied with your current positioning, and how you have done NOTHING to correct this..." Xigbar closed his eye and rubbed the area between it and his eye patch. Aren't you just a little cock-blocker.

"Fine. Marly could you please get off of me." The dirty blond asked nicely. Well Xigbar was going to hate him anyways might as well give him a reason.

Instead of shifting his weight up he leaned down and kissed Demyx on the nose. "Now why would I do that? I'm in such a good position right now." he hummed and smiled sweetly. Demyx's face was as red as Vexen's was earlier this afternoon. Marluxia smiled at the comparison.

A sudden pulling, that's not quite the right word, more like, tearing of Marluxia off of Demyx via Xigbar, brought all thoughts to a sudden halt. "I swear if you so much as TOUCH him again I'm going to shoot your testicles off." Xigbar's words drooling poison.

"Getting a little kinky there?" Marluxia smirked. Messing with people was fun.

"Go to hell, you god forsaken, mother fucking rapist." Xigbar spat.

"Please father, not in front of the child." the pinkett faked a caring motherly voice, which caused Demyx to giggle a bit. See, he has a sense of humor!

Xigbar growled once more. "Fine fine. I'll go. You two don't have too much fun." he opened a portal. " Oh and Demy-kinz..." he smiled back. "I'll see you later." he winked and left the room before Xigbar could react. Oh what fun they were to mess with... but Vexen still retained the honor of being his main source of entertainment.

A/N: Sorry if it got a little confusing -,- I got a little caught up in the moment on this one... I am a fan of XigDem. I am also a fan of practically any pairing with Demyx... except Vexen, Xaldin and Xemnas *shutter* okay Hope you liked it hope to see you continue reading :D I do not own KH this is a sad truth that we all must face v.v Reviews are my anti-Drug! 3