Sorry this took so long… I discovered I can draw anamays or how ever the hell you spell it, you know like Pokémon… I mean like the people off Pokémon, there anamays or however you spell it…

Chapter 2: continuing the music mayhem

As Ghastly held the remote and stared in horror, he tried to understand what had just happened: Skulduggery, music, disturbing dancing and a hamster. His finger slipped on to another button on the remote and suddenly the speakers were blasting "I'm too sexy for my shirt"

Skulduggery shrugged and resumed dancing on the table. Ghastly recovered his bearings and threw the remote at the floor in disgust that it had chosen that song. It bounced away to rest by fletcher's feet, but on the second bounce it changed song…. "It's a love story baby just say yesss" Valkyrie leapt out of Fletcher's arms, "I love this song!" she shouted.

Ghastly, Skulduggery and Fletcher all dropped to the floor in sync, wailing in pain. "how can you stand this?" Fletcher gasped and reached for the remote. But Valkyrie full on dived in front of Fletcher as his hand as it was just centimetres away from the remote. "Nooooo!"

Then she scrambled to her feet and made for the door (like my class does when Ms Tizard says it's the end of 2 hours straight of math) but Fletcher was up with her in seconds, he football tackled her, launching himself fully airborne and flying across the room to bring Valkyrie to the ground and once he'd gotten her there he sat on her as she flailed around.

"I'm commandeering this remote!" Fletcher shouted and as soon as he had it in his hands the speakers were blasting "I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!"

"Next!" Fletcher shouted while hitting random buttons on the remote.

"It's Friday, Friday, got to get down on Friday!"

"You have the worst taste in music out of all of us here, and that's saying something!" Tanith blurted out unrolling herself from the ball she had been in. she regained her footing and snatched the remote form Fletcher as he became preoccupied from yet another bucking fit in Valkyrie's attempt to throw him off.

Skulduggery disappeared behind the TV (where all the power points were) really, really stealthily. Tanith held the remote in her left hand and raised her index finger of right hand above the remote, a menacing look on her face and it was all she could do to hold back the "Mu ha ha ha! Say goodbye to your little friend!"

Just as Tanith smashed her finger into the remote the speakers burst static and then went dead… skulduggery reappeared, plug in hand. "IF I DON'T CONTROL THE MUSIC, THERE IS NO MUSIC!"

"Bitch!" Tanith cried, "I'm gonna sue your ass off!"

"For turning off my own music?" Skulduggery asked.

"IT WAS MY TURN!" Tanith screamed and ran at Skulduggery, she took him by surprise, tucking his head under her arm in what looked like a dangerous head look and then she brought her knee up and… let's just say it connected with Skulduggery's tenders.

Tanith released him, and he crumpled to the ground with a short, sharp whimper . "Dude? You're a skeleton, how could you of felt that?" Fletcher reminded Skulduggery.

"I can think without a brain, talk without vocal cords and breath without lungs but I'm not allowed to feel pain when I get kneed in the balls?"

"OK, you got a point there but then what's the point of being a skeleton?"

"It looks cool…"

"I want to be a skeleton!"

"You're a hormonal teenager with one thing on her mind, you realise that skeletons are just bone, no - nothing…" Skulduggery crossed over to where Fletcher was standing, put a hand on his shoulder and said "Skeletons can't get laid."

Fletcher went wide eyed and silent for a moment then looked like her was going to burst out into tears. Gasp of realisation. Fletcher randomly starts hugging Skulduggery.

"What are you doing? Get off me!" Skulduggery peeled Fletcher off himself.

"Man, I feel for you dude, I mean how long have you been a skeleton. What like 500 years. Oh man. You poor bugger!"

"yeah I get what your saying… nobody knows it better then me, but save the soppy stuff for Valkyrie,"

"sorry dude.."

"just don't let it happen again, China will beat you to a pulp if she saw you all over me like that,"

"China?" Fletcher asked.

"Nooooo. You got to be kidding me Skulduggery, your not dating her are you?" Tanith butted in. Skulduggery opened his mouth to defend himself when he was cut off by:

"Oh just cause you don't like her! I think it's nice that Skulduggery might have a girlfriend!" Valkyrie said.

"But he doesn't have a…. how could he even kiss…" Fletcher rambled on. Skulduggery tried to speak again but:

"Really, China? Just don't stand her up or dump her or.. just don't make her mad or she'll kill you" Ghastly added while starting to waddle over to the door . "I'm going to get some fresh air,"

"Hey can we go and get some Mc Donald's , I'm hungry," Tanith asked while following Ghastly out. Skulduggery ran out after then saying "but… you've got it all wrong…. God, I'm not Dating her…"

And then it was just Fletcher and Valkyrie, they exchanged a confused grin then burst out laughing. Could it get more awkward then this?

And that's todays question my little pretties, how could I make this any more awkward? I'm open to suggestions, and yes… there will be ninjas soon!