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Vampire, or Vampyre Rulebook:
Don't walk in the daylight, if you do wear a coat
Don't go near crosses
Don't go into a church
When you feed, don't drain the human or animal
Recognize your fellow Vampyre and be nice
You shouldn't fall in love with a human
Beware of the color change of your eyes, everyone is different.
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Vampire Office-Chapter 3He was hungry. Really, really hungry. He thought that the hunger was going to consume his soul. He knew it was wrong, so why did he crave it? Why did he crave what he couldn't have? But that's just it, that's why you crave it. It's off limits so it must be good…He bit into it and red flew everywhere.
"Egh! Dude, you got ketchup on my pants! And not to mention that is my sandwich!" Kiba yelled at the top of his lungs.
Naruto grinned sheepishly. "But kibaaaaaaaaa, it looked soooooo gooood!" The blond whined.
Sasuke smirked. He was thinking the same thing…but about something totally different.
"Fine, you can have it, just don't whine like a girl. Although you are as pretty as one."
"Kiba…stop going Romeo on him." Sasuke drawled where he was sitting. They were all in the lunchroom, for once the bastard decided to join them. He was really regretting that now. The blond was giving him a headache.
"Look who's talking at least I'm not going Juliet on him, SasUKE."
"Whooo…buuuurrrrrnnnn…" Naruto laughed.
"Naruto, do you like your job?" Sasuke asked with a twitch in his eye.
"Sorry Sasuke-sama!" Naruto bowed.
"Moron, I'm just kidding. Anyway we better get back to work. Naruto do you have any gum left?"
Naruto blushed remembering the incident involving him almost biting his boss's lips off. "No, Sasuke, I don't. Just in my mouth."
"Hey, I'll check you guys later." Kiba left, probably to go flirt with Hinata.
"I guess I'll just have to get it." Sasuke said nonchalantly.
"Wha-get what?" But it was too late. Sasuke lips were in his vision one second and then they were crushed against his own in another.
Naruto's eyes widened comically and he started to make 'mhgh!' noises. He put his hands on Sasuke's shoulders to push him away but already he was sinking into the kiss. Instead of pushing him away, he pulled him closer.
Naruto bit Sasuke's lip and Sasuke opened his mouth. "Mhmmm." He let Naruto enjoy being dominant in the kiss for about .2 milliseconds. Hey at least that was something right? Then he took charge of the kiss. He started making swirls on Naruto's tongue and then explored the hot cavern.
Naruto almost lost his eyesight when Sasuke took control of the kiss. When he was dominant he felt in control, hyper and horney but when Sasuke was in control he felt dominated, drained and horney. He found that he quite liked being dominated because then it didn't feel like he messed up. Hey this was his first kiss okay? What the hell, does Sasuke have fangs or just really long teeth?
Sure, he was sexy, beautiful and nice, but he wanted to save himself. Is that so wrong? Well, now he just got the best first kiss of his life! All of those practices with the pillows really helped! (AN- Don't ask! Random idea!)
Sasuke broke free for air and smirked. "So you can kiss good."
"Bastard you stole my first kiss!" After realizing what he said Naruto quickly covered his mouth with both his hands.
"That was your first kiss…damn Naruto you are a good kisser!" Sasuke was amazed. His first kiss was…let's not go back to that…
"Uh…whatever bastard! Now that you took me virgin lips away from me how about you buy me some gum? My favorite too, the expensive purple kind!"
"There's expensive gum?" Sasuke asked confused.
"Of course! Anyway why the hell do you have fangs?"
"Uh…my dentist did them. I like fangs okay?" Sasuke said hesitantly. Thank god Naruto is an idiot.
"Whatever bastard. Oh we have a meeting today by that way."
"What? Moron, why didn't you tell me?"
"I forgot? C'mon get the stick out of your ass and come to the boardroom." With that Naruto departed.
'Great, another meeting. Why can't they just have phone conversations, it's much easier.' Sasuke thought as he made his way over to the damned boardroom.
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"We need money for our annual trip to Mexico. We didn't raise as much money as last year and we have a newbie." Neji was saying.
"DUDE! You guys go to Mexico? SWEET!" Naruto was beyond ecstatic.
"Naruto lower the volume about 50 notches! Yes, we do go to Mexico and it is awesome! The company raises money for the employees and we go every year! I can't wait to see you in your swimsuit." Kiba winked at Naruto.
Naruto and everyone else in the room were beat red. Naruto because that was him Kiba was talking about and the other because, well, they wanted to see Naruto in his swimsuit too!
"Heh, hem. Thanks Kiba. Anyway, Neji do you have any ideas on how we could raise the profit of out company?"
"We could sell cookies!" Naruto shouted. Everyone stared at him and he sat back down.
"As great as that sounds, moron, we aren't Girl Guides. Neji?"
"Okay…this may sound weird but…a blood donor carwash." Everyone stared. Neji sighed, yeah it was weird.
"Okay…so the people that donate blood will get their car washed and therefore we will get more donors. More donors equals more blood more blood equals well…more profit."
"Alright…that might work. It won't hurt to try. Who gets what job?" Sasuke asked.
"Gaara, Temari and Kankuru will be in charge of getting the donors to the parking lot. Sakura, Hinata and Lee should give the donors the coupons once they have donated their blood to Tsunade…"
"Wait. Who's Tsunade?" Naruto asked confused.
"Oh, well…Tsunade, Shizune and Jiraiya are the medics that remove the blood from the donors. Tsunade is the boss. She's smokin' hot, but older than she looks." Kiba explained.
"Moron, don't interrupt. Neji, continue…" Sasuke said with a slight eye twitch.
"Okay…Sasuke me and you will monitor. Naruto and Kiba wash the cars. And the rest dry them off."
"Wait. Hold on why me and the mutt?" Naruto asked curious.
"Well, you and Kiba are friends…okay let me put this another way. Naruto, you're hot." The blond blushed. "Kiba is hot as well. He hits on you and that might lead to yaoi action. Everyone around here loves gay people. Kiba is also the only one willing to show his affections in public, that answer your question?"
The blond was as red as a tomato. "Bu-bu-but! I don't like guys! And he damn well better not show 'affections' in public!"
Kiba growled lowly and seductively. "You know I can change your sexual preference…"
"That's enough. Kiba stop being such a dog. Naruto you will do this and you will wear the skimpiest bathing suit you own, that's an order. This meeting is concluded we will hold the carwash tomorrow. That a problem Sabuku?"
"None at all Uchiha."
"Good. Goodnight."
"Wait, bastard you owe me gum!"
"I'll bring it tomorrow."
"Gaara how are you supposed to bring that many people to this car wash thingy? Its tomorrow!" Naruto cried.
Truthfully Gaara just wanted to see the blonde in a swimsuit. "I'll manage Uzumaki. See you tomorrow."
"Well guys, I'm heading out too! See ya tomorrow!" The blonde shouted as he made his way out of the office.
"Well that was interesting…" Kiba said to himself. The others heard though and silently agreed.
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Skimpy…skimpy…skimpy. The only thing skimpy Naruto owned was his regular orange bathing suit shorts. 'I don't think that's what they meant by skimpy.' He thought. "Oh well, they'll just have to deal with it."
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"Hey…why are you all wearing coats? And why is Kiba in the garage?" Naruto asked.
"Well…were all cold and Kiba has a sun allergy. But you get to stay in the sun." Sasuke answered on the fly.
"Oh…I hope he's going to be okay!" Naruto had a worried look on his face.
'Hn, softie.' "He'll be fine."
"Alright blondie go get changed, we have our first customer!" Neji shouted as he walked towards them.
"Oi, Naruto. Wear this." Sasuke handed him a bag.
"Okay."
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"I'm going to kill that bastard! Why did he have to give me a Speedo? Well at least it's orange. God, I hate my life."
Naruto walked out of the change room with his coat on and his clothes in his hands.
"You're an evil sadistic bastard, you know that?" Naruto asked when he reached Neji and Sasuke.
Sasuke smirked and Neji had a questioning look on his face. "Sasuke gave me a Speedo to wear."
"Sasuke, did I ever tell you I love you?"
"Not enough Hyuuga, not enough."
"URG! You're both bastards I hope you're happy! Naruto shouted. By now everyone of their colleagues was huddled around them. Naruto ripped off his jacket.
Stares. Stares. Nosebleeds. Many people passed out on the floor. The only ones that didn't pass out were Sasuke, Kiba and Neji. They did have nosebleeds though.
Naruto had on the Speedo and it fit him perfectly. Nothing was sticking out and there was no hair just beautiful tan legs and a nice…bump.
Thud. Well it looks like Kiba passed out. "Perverts!" Naruto yelled.
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They decided for everyone's sake that Naruto would just wear his regular swim shorts…although…there were still nosebleeds. How could you not get one staring at that chiseled, but not too buff tan body? If you don't then I must suggest that you are a lesbian. (AN-Nothing wrong with that)
Just now their number one blood donor, Orochimaru pulled in. 'Oh god I have to hide the blond.' Kiba thought as he sprinted towards Naruto. Luckily Naruto was in the Garage or Kiba would have been burnt to a crisp. Kiba pounced and he and Naruto flew into a car. Kiba locked the door.
"Duck!"
"Why? Kiba what the hell-?"
"Naruto duck dammit, Orochimaru is here!"
No more questions were asked. Naruto had seen a picture of the creeper once before and he really did not want to meet him.
Luckily Sasuke saw them duck into the car so he tried to lead Orochimaru away from it. Kabuto, Orochimaru's medic whispered something in Orochimaru's ear. Orochimaru had a sick smile on his lips.
"Sasuke-kun, how are you?"
"Just great are you here to get you're car washed?"
"Why yes but I would like to look at the wash job on that car first." He pointed to the one Kiba and Naruto were hiding in.
"Well…I can show you this one…" Sasuke tried to get Orochimaru away from there but he was hell bound to go their so Sasuke let him. 'I know some Karate if he touches my blond I swear I'll…'
"Well, well…what do we have here a pretty blonde I see…" Orochimaru cooed.
'Oh crap!'
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Just wanted to bring to you the review from an anonymous person:Doesn't sound like 'a fic unlike any other'
and
those spelling errors are so kick-butt!
Yeah this kinda is
very unoriginal and just poorly written, if your dedicated to writing
a story just figure it out first and take some time to re-read it and
correct it. Totally uninteresting too, its a story line i've seen a
million times! You just give me more inspiration to write a parady,
damn
Umm…? Is kick butt a good or bad thing cause I was under the impression that it was good…anyway. There's nothing wrong with a little constructive criticism, but at least have the balls to sign your name or don't write the review in the first place 'Kay thanks!
Let me know if you think my story is poorly written and unoriginal! :)
Oh and Say hello to Itachi Uchiha in the next Chapter!!
Ja, ne!
