Me: Hi guys! I'm back and better then ever!
Everyone: (taps foot upset in a mad way)
Me: What?
Dawn: Where have you been mister?
Me: well lets see. I've been in school, band practices from 6 to 9 pm, doing homework,
hanging out with friends in smash club where I play melee and brawl.
Misty: (whacks me with mallet) YOU KNOW IT'S BEEN ALMOST A MONTH SINCE YOU LAST POSTED A CHAPTER?!
Me: OOWW!! Misty I'm sorry but school has taken most of my free time away. I won't be able to update as fast, but I'm still with you guys. I would never leave you guys.
Misty: YOU BETTER NOT OR I'M GONNA BEAT YOU WITH MY TRUSTY MALLET DESTRUCTO 9000 THAT YOU GAVE ME IN POKESHIPPERSSHADOWS1 CHAPTER FOR M!!
Me: Ok jeez sorry! Ok anyways I would like to say something to Amulet Misty. I'm sorry I didn't put you in one of my stories, but don't worry, I'm keeping my promise and I'm gonna put you in a chapter.
May: AAAAWWWWW! How cute. Is she your girlfriend?
Me: WHAT? NO WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!! (waves hands frantically)
Ash: Sure sure. Excuses excuses.
Me: (blushing furiously) Shut up Ash unless you want me to punch you back to Pallet like I did to Drew in Hoenn. Drew do the disclaimer.
Drew: Pikachumaster Rules doesn't own Pokemon but does own Amulet Misty as a girlfriend. (snickers)
Me: (Punches Drew back to Hoenn) SHUT UP!
Misty: On with the story?
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C is for Carrots
"EWWW!" "I hate carrots!" said a disgusted Misty.
"Oh come on Misty." "They're like, delicious and good for you," said Daisy. "Your friend Ash is having no trouble at all with his carrots."
"Yeah Misty come on they're good," said Ash with his mouth full.
"Eww!" "Ash don't talk with your mouth full," complained Misty.
"Misty, if you don't eat your carrots, you won't eat dessert and Ash took the liberty of making dessert for us." "It's like, really good," said Daisy.
"Fine," grumbled Misty in defeat."
"Good, you'll love Ash's dessert," said Daisy while holding back giggles.
"What's so funny Daisy?" asked Misty threatenly.
"Oh nothing," said Daisy innocently. "Well I'll leave you two alone."
"Mmm these carrots are great." said Ash with his mouth fool.
"Ohh," groaned Misty. "I hate carrots.
"Come on Misty just eat them fast and you won't taste them," said Ash. "Well I'm getting dessert."
"Ok Misty just quickly gobble the carrots and you can have dessert." Misty gobbled a few but felt she was gonna be sick. (imagine her eating like Ash except she covers her mouth)
"Oh god this is awful, but if I eat this, I'll have dessert. Misty eats the rest of her carrots quickly.
"Wow you done already Misty?" asked Ash. Alright then as a reward I'm giving you 2 desserts."
"Really Ash?" "What is it?" asked Misty happily.
"Well one is this." Ash leans forward and kisses Misty on the lips. Misty was surprised but then kisses back. Misty loved the sweet sensation of tasting Ash's lips. They were like a a bunch of Hershey kisses. Ash parts from the kiss laughing since Misty pouts from the separation.
"Haha, easy Misty." There'll be more kisses where that came from," smirked Ash. Here's your second dessert."
Misty was happy at first since it was a cake and ate the whole thing in one bite, but then she spit it out disgustingly and felt very sick.
"EEWW!" "Ash what was in that cake?!"
"Misty it's carrot cake," laughed Ash.
"Oh my….," was all Misty could say before she ran into the bathroom and puked out her carrots.
"Somethings never change huh Daisy?" smirked Ash.
"Yup," was all Daisy said. Now wait till I get the peppers ready."
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Me: There finished.
Ash: I like that story. I get to have revenge on Misty for scaring me with that Mallet Destructo 9000.
Me: Yup. Hey where's Misty?
Dawn: She's still puking.
Kenny: Oh well. Hey when are you putting a penguinshipping chapter? All you put was pokeshipping.
May: Yeah and also when are you putting contestshipping chapters as well?
Me: Patience my friends. I'll put one before the end of the alphabet. K?
Everyone: REVIEW!
Me: I apologize for not updating and I will update in a little while but I promise I will still keep updating. For now Pikachumaster out.
