Alright, Demo, you finally have some questions.

Demo: Yes!

First off, to put it politely, and to decrease the chance of getting a needle in the face, have you been 'seeing' Medics wife resently?

Medic: Vat vas zat?

Demo: ********* no, I wouldn't go within five feet of that lass, even if I was sober!

You mean drunk.

Demo: Nope, I mean sober, drunk is tha norm for me.

All right, someone else asks if your afraid of becoming a Demoknight with all the swords your getting.

Demo: Well, if I did people would start making black knight jokes, and I always like a good boom, so while I may use tha occasional charg'n'targe, I'll always coom back to my sticky bombs.

Uh huh, anyway, someone wants to challenge you to a Scottish dance off.

Demo: Yer on! Lett me go get mah kilt!

Alright….. moving on, spy, someone wants to catch a spycrab, what do you suggest?

Spy: Not another spycrab reference, you do one thing for the fans and you regret it for the rest of your life, anyway, a true spycrab can only be found in eizer ze badlands, ze sewers of 2fort or double cross or in the heart of France, You should find some in the countryside, as the noise of cities scare zem. Be careful of tentaspies and mimes, both are natural predators of ze spycrab, other than that, your on your own, zey are extremely rare in the best of conditions.

Thank you spy, next, someone asks if anyone here would kiss medic for 1,000,000$

Medic: ZAT ZAS ZAT?

Scout: Not for all da money in the world man, I like my arms, you don't think Engineer cut his hand off to make dat gunslinger, do you? Truth is, he ticked Medic off.

Spy: For once I agree with ze boy

Engineer: No way

Heavy: Why do people pick on doktor? And nyet, I vould not kiss doktor, ever.

Pyro: No

Soldier: Do I really need to answer that maggot? Cause the answer is no, no and no again!

Medic: Dumkoft fangirls

Alright, next up, heavy, have you baught a new bed for Sasha yet?

Heavy: Yes! And Sasha is very happy! Got nice king sized bed right next to me! Thank you for asking leetle fan!

Alright, someone else asks if they can buy a sandvitch

Heavy: No, sandvitches only for heavy and team, special recipe is top secret, kept in briefcase.

Okay, Scout, how do you feel about Spy taking your dads job?

Scout: Say what?

Spy: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Scout : Oh, you mean those pics, (though i burned dem all) well…

Spy: His fazer died three years ago.

Scout: Shut up

Perhaps we should talk more about this some other time, anyway last question, others will be answere later, Sniper, what does your room look like?

Sniper: Well mate, I've got two rooms, one in my camper van and one in the base. The one in the base has all of my gear, spare razorbacks, arrows darts and my weapons. It also has some spare Jarate jars, a picture of me mum and dad and a few huntin trophies from back home.

Alright thanks, questions I left out will be answered don't worry.

Demo: Alright, I'm ready, what'd I miss?

To late Demo, we're out of time.

Demo: **********************************