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Girls' Bathhouse

Naruto: This is not good, This is not good, This is not good!!!!!!!

Sakura: Naruto shut up, or will all go deaf from your constant screaming.

Naruto: How can I not. I'm a guy thirteen years of my life. I wake up in the Girls' bathhouse and I have a set of boobs! How the hell would you react if you had a dick just after waking up one morning?

All the Girls: Hmmm….Probably the same as you.

Outside Bathhouse

Neji: Naruto must be having a real bad time in there. Oh Kami I wish I had my camera so I can get a picture of Naruto when he comes out all beaten up. That's what you get for beating me in the Chunin exams. Bwahahahahaha! Man I have got to stop doing that.

Little boy: Mommy he scares me.

Boy's Mom: Yes, he scares everybody.

Inside Bathhouse

Ino: So, what should we talk about next? Boys, clothes, or make-up.

Naruto: Well before you start talking about that, I'm gonna leave.

Hinata: Wait Naruto you can't.

Naruto: Why can't I?

Hinata: Because you f-feel in the p-pool when you c-came and, s-so your c-clothes were wet.

Naruto: So, I'll wear them while there wet.

Hinata: Well o-ok then, if y-you want the g-guys to see your c-curves than b-be m-my g-guest.

Naruto's Thoughts: Oh no. The perverted sensei, Jiraiya, he'll try to be all over me.

Naruto: I guess I'll stay awhile longer, but only until my clothes are dry.

Sakura's Thoughts: Hinata. Nice little scheme you got. Get your confidence up with the girl Naruto, then finally when you're comfy, after we turn him back into a guy you'll ask him out. Nice, maybe I should try this out on Sasuke.

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