Okay so this chapter equals fini. I tried to go not so hard on Batman and Wonder Woman, although I would've liked to. Thanks to all the rave reviews, you guys are just so keen Anyway enjoy
Chapter 3
Magic Tea Party
"Welcome back, if you're just joining us, we have a special show on today. That's right the 'Justice League' is here to sort out their problems Springer style. We've already had a long talk with Clark also known as Superman and J'onn also known as Martian Manhunter. Now let's have a short chat with Wally AKA Flash. Now Wally, what's this addiction I hear you have?"
"What I don't have an addiction!" Flash sounded surprised.
"Don't deny it," as J'onn spoke pieces of Oreos flew from his mouth.
"Yeah Flash, you're always eating sugar, always. Like twenty-six sugars in your coffee? Cookies, cake and ice cream none stop?"
"It's called a high metabolism Clark, everything in my body runs at high speed, so I have to have high energy foods and lots of carbs."
"Well if everything runs so fast, how come that time when we were battling Lex, and you had to go tinkle, it took you so long?"
"Well maybe you should SHUT UP!" Wally screamed in response.
"Wally what don't you like about certain members of the League?" Springer asked to stop the fight.
"Well Supes here is to high strung, work this and work that ya know? And J'onn here isn't big on sharing, he needs to get some emotion too because he sounds like a Mr. Spell. Feathers needs to not hit so hard, Princess needs to come off of her high horse, Bats needs to lighten up and John needs to be thankful for what he's got."
"What do you mean?" Springer asked intrigued.
"Well for some odd reason the League got two of the hottest girls in the universe. And for some odd reason they both fell for the most pompous stubborn jerks in the universe."
"So there are actually couples in the League?"
"Oh yeah Feathers and GL need to work on hiding their relationship and Princess and Bats need to come clean."
"Batman and Wonder Woman are on drugs?"
"No I mean they need to let us know about their relationship and that..."
"Here they are Batman and Wonder Woman, I mean Bruce and Diana..."
The camera waited on the door for a few minutes, but when no one came out the host started to worry?
"Where are they?" he asked angrily speaking into his headset.
"Why don't you try the janitors closet?" asked Wally as he crossed his arms and slide down into his chair.
"Okay...so they're back stage? Well get some cameras back there."
The giant TV behind the already introduced members of the League lit up and showed Bruce and Diana arguing about the something.
"After you," he said through gritted teeth.
"No after you," she glared at him, her fists clenched.
"No, no, no I insist."
"Oh but I insist."
"FINE!" they both screamed at the same time, and rushed for the doorway. Trying to pull through. In the end the door was made three feet bigger by a wall pummeling Amazon, and Bruce ended up making a check out to the show while Diana stood and blushed.
"So you are our first couple out of the League..." Springer started but was immediately interrupted.
"We're not a couple," they said in unison.
"Well according to the rest of the League, you are."
"But we aren't," Bruce said putting on an intimidating face.
"Why would you say we are?" Diana asked as she turned and looked at Wally who was seated next to her.
"Oh please, you're honestly going to feed us that garbage yet again?"
"Come again?" the princess asked trying to be oblivious to the situation.
"Okay I have several pieces of proof," Wally spoke confidently as he stood up.
"Please my friend," J'onn pleaded, "let them tell us when the time is right."
"No way, Supes brought us here for a reason. Alright point number one," he began pacing back and fourth, "Every time Bats leaves you leaves."
"THAT is just an uncanny coincidence," she said defensively.
"Alright point two, when we first met Alfred he seemed to already know you and you seemed to know your way around the house very well, for it being such a big place."
"Yeah I've been there before, but so has Clark so does that mean they're dating too?"
"Wrong way to go, Diana," Bruce whispered.
Wally put a hand on his broad chin and thought, then a smirk crept across his face, "Alright, what about that one time you both left the room and when you came back, bats was wearing your tiara?" The audience gasped. "Either you to were fooling around, or you guys were playing 'Magic Tea Party.'"
Diana's eyes widened and Bruce smacked his forehead.
"Still that's not enough to say we have a relationship," Diana finally managed to squeak out.
"Yeah sure," Wally said sarcastically, "Maybe it was just a booty call, or booty calls! We have over one hundred and fifty recorded on camera in the last three months, and those are only the ones that have taken place where we have cameras. That and you forget Clark here has x-ray vision, and J'onny boy is a telepath."
"You sick twisted little man!" Diana screamed and lunged for Flash.
"JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!" the audience reacted. Many of the bodyguards got in the way, but one punch from the princess and they were out cold.
Diana had Wally cornered with no other available interferences when Jerry interrupted her from starting her savage beatings.
"Wonder Woman please, I mean you beat the hell out of fourteen bodyguards you think you could let him live until after the show?"
"I suppose," she shrugged and flew back to her chair.
"Now Diana I understand that you're originally from a secluded island."
"Yes, I'm from Thymiscara. It's an island on which only woman are welcome."
"So let me get this start, you're from an island...of all women... I guess it explains your dress code."
"What's wrong with how I dress?" She asked enraged.
"Let's let Hawkgirl answer that question later," the host suggested.
Diana looked confused until an audience member had a suggestion.
"TAKE IT OFF!" a man screamed followed by the whole audiences applause.
Flash immediately keeled over with laughter, J'onn looked confused and Clark and Bruce shook their heads.
"Take what off?" she asked back still not understanding.
"TAKE IT OFF!" audience yelled back.
"OH THAT HELPS!" Diana yelled back. Bruce grabbed her forearm and pulled her down. He cupped a hand by her ear and whispered something.
"You disgusting little insects!" she yelled ready to attack the audience.
"Tom, where did you put the tranquilizer guns?"
Five minutes later Bruce had gotten her to calm down and was now being asked questions himself.
"So Bruce where were you born?"
Bruce just glared at the host.
"Uh okay, what problems do you have with the League?" Jerry chuckled nervously.
Bruce sat unmoving, still glaring.
"Do you enjoy being on the League?" the host took one more shot.
Bruce still only glared.
"Alright then, we're going to go to a commercial break and be back with our last couple after this."
All right so there you go. I have to say my favorite part way the whole 'Magic tea Party' bit. Man I couldn't stop laughing when I wrote that. Chapter four will be up in about three days although I have no idea what I'm going to put in it But depending on how many stupid questions I think of, I might have a chapter five just be audience questions and innuendo
In regards to my other story (Keepsakes From the Mess) I shall continue it, but it takes time to put things together so it's sad but no too sad. Once again thanks in regards to the rave reviews and have fun at that 'Magic Tea Party'...
Chapter 3
Magic Tea Party
"Welcome back, if you're just joining us, we have a special show on today. That's right the 'Justice League' is here to sort out their problems Springer style. We've already had a long talk with Clark also known as Superman and J'onn also known as Martian Manhunter. Now let's have a short chat with Wally AKA Flash. Now Wally, what's this addiction I hear you have?"
"What I don't have an addiction!" Flash sounded surprised.
"Don't deny it," as J'onn spoke pieces of Oreos flew from his mouth.
"Yeah Flash, you're always eating sugar, always. Like twenty-six sugars in your coffee? Cookies, cake and ice cream none stop?"
"It's called a high metabolism Clark, everything in my body runs at high speed, so I have to have high energy foods and lots of carbs."
"Well if everything runs so fast, how come that time when we were battling Lex, and you had to go tinkle, it took you so long?"
"Well maybe you should SHUT UP!" Wally screamed in response.
"Wally what don't you like about certain members of the League?" Springer asked to stop the fight.
"Well Supes here is to high strung, work this and work that ya know? And J'onn here isn't big on sharing, he needs to get some emotion too because he sounds like a Mr. Spell. Feathers needs to not hit so hard, Princess needs to come off of her high horse, Bats needs to lighten up and John needs to be thankful for what he's got."
"What do you mean?" Springer asked intrigued.
"Well for some odd reason the League got two of the hottest girls in the universe. And for some odd reason they both fell for the most pompous stubborn jerks in the universe."
"So there are actually couples in the League?"
"Oh yeah Feathers and GL need to work on hiding their relationship and Princess and Bats need to come clean."
"Batman and Wonder Woman are on drugs?"
"No I mean they need to let us know about their relationship and that..."
"Here they are Batman and Wonder Woman, I mean Bruce and Diana..."
The camera waited on the door for a few minutes, but when no one came out the host started to worry?
"Where are they?" he asked angrily speaking into his headset.
"Why don't you try the janitors closet?" asked Wally as he crossed his arms and slide down into his chair.
"Okay...so they're back stage? Well get some cameras back there."
The giant TV behind the already introduced members of the League lit up and showed Bruce and Diana arguing about the something.
"After you," he said through gritted teeth.
"No after you," she glared at him, her fists clenched.
"No, no, no I insist."
"Oh but I insist."
"FINE!" they both screamed at the same time, and rushed for the doorway. Trying to pull through. In the end the door was made three feet bigger by a wall pummeling Amazon, and Bruce ended up making a check out to the show while Diana stood and blushed.
"So you are our first couple out of the League..." Springer started but was immediately interrupted.
"We're not a couple," they said in unison.
"Well according to the rest of the League, you are."
"But we aren't," Bruce said putting on an intimidating face.
"Why would you say we are?" Diana asked as she turned and looked at Wally who was seated next to her.
"Oh please, you're honestly going to feed us that garbage yet again?"
"Come again?" the princess asked trying to be oblivious to the situation.
"Okay I have several pieces of proof," Wally spoke confidently as he stood up.
"Please my friend," J'onn pleaded, "let them tell us when the time is right."
"No way, Supes brought us here for a reason. Alright point number one," he began pacing back and fourth, "Every time Bats leaves you leaves."
"THAT is just an uncanny coincidence," she said defensively.
"Alright point two, when we first met Alfred he seemed to already know you and you seemed to know your way around the house very well, for it being such a big place."
"Yeah I've been there before, but so has Clark so does that mean they're dating too?"
"Wrong way to go, Diana," Bruce whispered.
Wally put a hand on his broad chin and thought, then a smirk crept across his face, "Alright, what about that one time you both left the room and when you came back, bats was wearing your tiara?" The audience gasped. "Either you to were fooling around, or you guys were playing 'Magic Tea Party.'"
Diana's eyes widened and Bruce smacked his forehead.
"Still that's not enough to say we have a relationship," Diana finally managed to squeak out.
"Yeah sure," Wally said sarcastically, "Maybe it was just a booty call, or booty calls! We have over one hundred and fifty recorded on camera in the last three months, and those are only the ones that have taken place where we have cameras. That and you forget Clark here has x-ray vision, and J'onny boy is a telepath."
"You sick twisted little man!" Diana screamed and lunged for Flash.
"JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!" the audience reacted. Many of the bodyguards got in the way, but one punch from the princess and they were out cold.
Diana had Wally cornered with no other available interferences when Jerry interrupted her from starting her savage beatings.
"Wonder Woman please, I mean you beat the hell out of fourteen bodyguards you think you could let him live until after the show?"
"I suppose," she shrugged and flew back to her chair.
"Now Diana I understand that you're originally from a secluded island."
"Yes, I'm from Thymiscara. It's an island on which only woman are welcome."
"So let me get this start, you're from an island...of all women... I guess it explains your dress code."
"What's wrong with how I dress?" She asked enraged.
"Let's let Hawkgirl answer that question later," the host suggested.
Diana looked confused until an audience member had a suggestion.
"TAKE IT OFF!" a man screamed followed by the whole audiences applause.
Flash immediately keeled over with laughter, J'onn looked confused and Clark and Bruce shook their heads.
"Take what off?" she asked back still not understanding.
"TAKE IT OFF!" audience yelled back.
"OH THAT HELPS!" Diana yelled back. Bruce grabbed her forearm and pulled her down. He cupped a hand by her ear and whispered something.
"You disgusting little insects!" she yelled ready to attack the audience.
"Tom, where did you put the tranquilizer guns?"
Five minutes later Bruce had gotten her to calm down and was now being asked questions himself.
"So Bruce where were you born?"
Bruce just glared at the host.
"Uh okay, what problems do you have with the League?" Jerry chuckled nervously.
Bruce sat unmoving, still glaring.
"Do you enjoy being on the League?" the host took one more shot.
Bruce still only glared.
"Alright then, we're going to go to a commercial break and be back with our last couple after this."
All right so there you go. I have to say my favorite part way the whole 'Magic tea Party' bit. Man I couldn't stop laughing when I wrote that. Chapter four will be up in about three days although I have no idea what I'm going to put in it But depending on how many stupid questions I think of, I might have a chapter five just be audience questions and innuendo
In regards to my other story (Keepsakes From the Mess) I shall continue it, but it takes time to put things together so it's sad but no too sad. Once again thanks in regards to the rave reviews and have fun at that 'Magic Tea Party'...
