YOOOOOOOOOOO ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

here is my least fave reveiw

oh and PLEASEEEEE im sooooo sorry 4 all spelling mistakes like this

i blah blah blah

like it should be this: I blah blah blah

I reviewed now MORE STORY! btw i love the story!

My computer broke so im allllllways on my laptop and it only have WordPad which does not caps the i by its self

im usally good at that but its a lap top XD

OMFG IM ON PORTEST I HAVE LIKE BEGAN TO LIKE PRETEND 2 BE ALL LIKE DEPREST CUZ MY MOM WONT GET ME SIMS 3 I HAVE LIKE STOPED EATING AND I HAVE STOPED TALKING ABOUT TWILIGHT AND WEARING TWILIGHT SHIRTS AND I HAVE BEEN LIKESETTING MY ALARM 4 LIKE 5 AM AND LIKE THEN I WOULD PRETAND 2 LIKE SCREAM LOL XD but u guys probly dont care AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VAMPIRES ARE PLAYING BACEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways bak 2 the story

i dont own twilight

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I got up to the doors and rung the door bell.

The door opend

"Hello.................. and who may you be?" asked a very normal girl.

"Ummm.... I am Sara."

"Oh, yes you are here to try out the Bookinator?" she asked. but i had no idea what that meant..

"Well, yes, I think so?" I aksed.

She led me though this thing, then in a room she asked me to choose a book so of couse, I choose Twilight.

Then i got sealed in this case and then she bagan asking me questions things like Where do u go to school, do you have any brothers or siters, the one that scared me the most would be have you left a will?

She was counting down "5- 4- 3- 2- 1!" and then it felt like i was being riped apart, like a vmapire dieing. then I was pushed on the ground.

Then I saw him. His Topaz eyes, his Bronze-ish, untidy hair, his musels and he was parking a freaking volvo!! And that was it "AHHHHHHH O-M-J ITS EDWARD!!!!!" and he looked over, I ran up to him and like hugged him he was so completly freaked OMJ i bet he can read my mind, I looked over and there was Alice. I wonder is she saw this comming...?

Edward looked at me so he can read my mind.. COOL!

I ran over to Emmett "O-M-J its Emmett wow kellen looks nothing like you" and of couse there was Rosalie "O-M-J you are really pritty!"

Just then alice skipped over and asked "Why does your shirt say 'Team Jasper' and you pants say 'Team Edward' and your shoes say Cullen on them and you hat has Edward's name on it and says Bella?"

"O-M-J Alic-"i began to say "How do you know my name!?! And what does O-M-J- mean?" she asked in a surpised voice "O-M-J is means Oh My Jasper and i have read all for books like 80 times, and O-M-J i scared Alice and what am i doing in 30 mins?

Wow this was the freaking Cullens! Edward looked scared wow i scared a Vampire!!

Wow NOW Edward looked scared

Edward i know you can hear me! FYI I love your brother Jasper! i know everything there is to know about you, your full name is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, Your from Chicago Illinois you where born 20/June/1901you where changed in 1918 you where changed by Carlisle Cullen your height is 6′2" your eye colour is Green when you where a human topaz/gold/yellow when full onix/black when thirsty now your family is Son of Edward and Elizabeth Masen, apopted by Carlisle and Esme Cullen Emmett, and Alice Cullen, and Rosalie and Jasper Hale you love to play piano and you love to compse music you drive Volvo S60R - silver. i allso know everything about Jasper.

Jasper Hale (born Jasper Whitlock) is the adopted son of Carlisle and Esme, adoptive brother of Edward, Emmett, and Rosalie, and husband of Alice. He was born in Texas and joined the Confederate States Army in 1861 to serve in the Civil War. Due to his extremely charismatic personality, he ascended through the ranks quickly. Jasper was turned into a vampire in 1863 by a vampire named Maria when he was 20 years old. As a vampire, he gained the ability to manipulate the emotions of those around him. Recognizing his high rank in the army, Maria decided to change him into a vampire to help her claim territory in Monterrey. Jasper's responsibility was to train young vampires and then kill them when they were no longer useful (about a year after their transformation- when their strength began to fade). After about a century of this, he grew weary of the lifestyle and joined an old friend, Peter, and his mate Charlotte. Jasper left the two eventually, not wanting to feed on humans because he could feel his prey's emotions as they died. Alice, foreseeing that they would be together, met him in a half-empty diner in Philadelphis, and together they sought out the Cullen family. Due to his past, where he was able to feed on humans whenever he chose, Jasper lacks strong self-control. He is described as tall with honey blond hair, and is muscular but lean. His body is covered with crersent-shaped scars, after the many years of fighting and training newborn vampires.
I know EVERYTHING about all of your family!

I think im scaring him.

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Well im sooooo sorry its sooooooooooooooooooooo short XD

pleaseee reveiw i will NOT update till i get 5 reviews