* so didja' tell anyone yet sweetheart?

-About my deep hatered for sasage?

*no..you know what…

*you spelled hatred and sausage wrong too

-You'll have to pardon me and my human mistakes

- No I didn't tell anyone about the ancient monster secret that no one must know of

*hey you shouldn't that lightly they kick me outta the club and everything

-Oh no do they take away your jacket?

*worse sweetheart...i lose my pin and stickers

-NOT THE PINS AND STICKERS! O_O

Sans couldn't help but let out an extremely unattractive snort, ever since meeting Frisk he couldn't help but not text her. She was just always on his mind, not a day passed where he didn't think of her beautiful blue orbs, or her kind and lopsided smile that brightened up the room. He accidentally mentioned her to Papyrus at dinner once and Sans knew that he would have to ask her to meet his brother properly soon.

*so asgore leave ya busy?

Sans remembered that they haven't talked about work in any of their texts, eh it wasn't very important.

-Kinda he makes my focus on things that don't really need my at an office so I stay home a lot, but next week is when I travel a lot :(

Sans could imagine Frisk on her bed already, messy, comfy, surrounded by food and paperwork all that while still having the glimmer in her eyes that she always showed when she lit up. Sans could practically feel himself turning an ungodly shade of blue at the thought of Frisk laying on her bed, and how oh so warm her soft skin would feel against his cool bones.

-Oh btw I still have your jacket I wear it like all the time

Sans felt his eternal smile growing.

-You can pick it up anytime you're near I forget it's not mine lol

Sans felt an idea coming along and as soon as he thought of it, in the blink of an eye and an uncanny amount of magic, he was transported through space and time.


It was funny how people decide to use what they have, instead of using it for the greater good the tend to use it for personal use. If you could transport through space and time, there would be so many places where one could visit, so many endless possibilities. But Sans didn't really see the point in all that, he enjoyed the little things in life so instead of going somewhere amazing or somewhere far away.

Frisk's front door was where Sans had made time and space lead him to, although there was no better place he could think of.

*k i'm here

-What?

*i'm at your door

-YOU SAID YOU WERE JUST AT HOME!

*i was

-AND YOU LIVE FREAKING FAR!

*i do

-SO HOW COULD YOU BE HERE SANS?!

*magic

Sans could practically hear her annoyed groan from inside her home, he just noticed that he was only wearing shorts, a shirt and his infamous slippers it was also not the warmest of temperatures either. Even skeletons get a little chilled to the bone every once in awhile.

Heh, he had to remember to use that one on Pap and Frisk later.

*not that your door aint amazing kid, but mind letting a skeleton in?

Shuffling could be heard from deep inside the house and Sans could hear footprints nearing the door, another idea popped into his skull. A few more minutes in the cold without a jacket couldn't possibly be that bad right? This was going to be so worth it.

"knock knock." Sans knocked on the door, waiting for an answer.

"Who's there?" Frisk answered, muffled but anticipating.

"the guy guy that finished second."

"The guy that finished second who?"

"exactly."

Sans had expected a few chuckles, maybe even a giggle or two since puns aren't for everyone. Frisk's laughter was the last thing that Sans was able to predict, her snorts and even a few moments of silence made the cold bearable. He was filled with something that he hadn't felt in a long time.

"T-That was pfft," Frisk spoke in between laughs. "Sans that was horrible."

Her smile said otherwise, along with her growing blush.

"how bout this one," Sans knocked again. "knock knock."

"Wonder who could be there." Frisk teased, sliding on the bottom of the floor so her back was pressed against the door. "Hmm, who's there?"

Sans mimicked her actions unknowing to them both, feeling the smallest bit of warmth through the door.

"amish."

"Amish who?"

" awww, i missed ya too sweetheart." Sans mentally smacked himself, maybe he came on too flirty.

Sans anxiously waited for Frisk's responce, only to find that she was laughing like a madman and Sans didn't weather to feel proud or rejected. Maybe a bit of both?

"W-Wow Sans, that almost worked!" Sans blushed a bright blue at how sincere Frisk sounded. "Okay, my turn!" Frisk spoke, determined to get Sans to laugh as hard as he did her.

Sans let out an amused chuckle, he couldn't wait to see what Frisk could do.

"Knock, Knock." Frisk also knocked on the door, bringing an even bigger smile to the skeleton's face.

"who's there doll?" Frisk felt her blush crawl up her neck and cheeks, along with a feeling that she never felt before. Sans could seriously be such a flirt, it sucked how naturally he said it too.

"Cynthia."

"cynthia who?"

"Cynthia been away, I've missed you!"

Frisk could help but feel lighthearted when Sans' laughter rang through the house. His laughter was composed of snorts and just the warmest laugh she had ever heard, it filled her with something that made her want to keep hearing that laugh. She wanted Sans to keep laughing as if nothing, Frisk wanted to keep things they way they were now.

Hearing how happy Sans' sounds fills you with DETERMINATION

"Hey Sans will you remember me tomorrow?"

" pfft, heh c-course kid." Frisk had lost count how many nicknames he gave her.

"Mmm, in a month?"

"guarantee." Sans said dead serious, it flattered Frisk to no end although it was a joke Frisk knew that Sans was being dead serious.

"Knock, knock."

"..who's there?" Sans replied confused beyond all hell.

"Aww, come on Sans already forgot about me?" Frisk felt rather proud at remembering that joke from a while back, Sans seemed to enjoy it as much as she did.

God she loved his laugh,

"m-my turn," Sans spoke worn from laughter. "okay, k-knock, knock." Sans felt shivers travel up his spine as he spoke.

"Who's there?"

" jimmy."

"Jimmy who?" Frisk mused to herself, letting her eyelids close and just resting her head.

"open the door and jimmy a kiss." Frisk didn't even let out a chuckle, her face blew up a weird color of red. Her heart seemed to want to explode right out of her chest, and time seemed to stop all at once.

' why did i do that? Oh man i fucked up.' Sans thought, not used to Frisk's silence.

After a moment of debating weather to teleport the hell out of there and beg Frisk to forget what he said, Sans felt himself perk up at Frisk's voice.

"Sans if you wanted to come in all you had to do was ask." Sans let out a breath he didn't even know he was holding.

Frisk got up to open the door, not knowing that Sans was leaning on it. So when the door opened Sans skull made a 'thud' as he fell to the floor, his face blue and his eye sockets no longer having the dim light, instead they were pitch black. Sans didn't know what to do but teleporting the hell out of there seemed to be the best option at the moment. Until Frisk started laughing of course.

She laughed at how blue he could turn, she laughed at how he didn't even bother getting up he was just laying there, she laughed because every single anime and movie she had watched about people talking behind a door certainly didn't involve this. Frisk just laughed at the pure irony of the situation.

"...yeah yeah very funny," Sans mumbled "can i get a hand now?" Sans offered a bony hand waiting to be grabbed.

Frisk was still giggling like an absolute maniac, seeing Sans this flustered made her wish she had her phone with her. His faces would be on every Christmas card she sent out.

"S-Sans, ohmygod I-I'm sorry, i-it's not you," Frisk helped the skeleton up to his feet, unable to keep a straight face "Ohmyfuckinggod, t-that was amazing." Frisk couldn't keep her smile off her face.

It had been a while since she smiled this much.

Feeling guilty and a bit daring Frisk leaned over near Sans, and pecked a chaste kiss on his skull. Frisk pulled away with a stupid smile on her face, trying not to laugh at Sans' flustered and confused face.

"..f-frisk w-w-hat-."

"Well I did open the door after all," God she was going to be the death of him "Oh and I just forgot I have to go shopping, wanna come?"

How could he say no to those eyes?

" uh, um s-sure." Sans hated himself for stuttering, Frisk made him lose his cool calm guy stature.

"Let's go then," Frisk spoke, grabbing Sans' wrist leading him out "I was actually heading out anyway, I just finished this huge shit load of paperwork Asgore left me." Sans let his blush fade and just listened to her ramble on.

She had the most calming voice after all.

"Oh Sans here I almost forgot." Frisk exclaimed, pulling Sans jacket from seemingly thin air.

She handed it to him, and Sans knew that she must have washed it. Papyrus was begging him to wash it, but it didn't smell like their soap, it smelled like Frisk. Sans felt himself melt into the jacket, it felt like Frisk had been wearing for a while because it was still warm.

Sans couldn't stop but focus on every little thing that Frisk said or did the entire walk.

He even forgot he could manipulate time itself.


"kid, you think this is okay?" Sans asked, concerned.

"What is?" Frisk replied confused

"well this a heavily monster populated store huh."

"So? Race doesn't matter to me, I am going to be the monster ambassador anyway Sans so what's your point?" Sans smiled, Frisk truly didn't see race as any problem.

God she was too amazing sometimes.

"Okay, I'll be right back stay here okay?" Frisk told Sans but she was already on her way, the skeleton just shrugged and melted into his newly sented jacket.

Frisk made her way down the junk food aisle, not really caring that maybe an ambassador shouldn't gorge on food. As she turned the corner she bumped into someone and fell face first into the floor. As she picked herself up she noticed that a ghost was the cause of her fall. It looked sorry and seemed to be crying.

"I-I'm sorry, I um d-d-din't see you there ohgodImessedupagain, I'm so sorry-." Frisk decided to interrupt the poor thing.

"Hey it's no problem, if anything it was my fault for tripping over you," Frisk noticed the ghost seemed to perk up a bit, she could do better "I wish there was something I could do to help you lift your spirits." Puns seemed the solution to everything.

The ghost let out a chuckle and a smile made it's way onto his features, it instantly seemed happier.

"Oh, h-heyy mind if I show you something?" Frisk nodded enthusiastically. "O-Okay um let me try."

It used it tears to make them float up and form a top hat, Frisk was beyond amazed she looked like a little kid being showed the best magic trick in the world. She kind of was to be honest.

"W-What do you, think?" Frisk decided honesty was the best decision at the moment.

"You look amazing! Oh my God that was beyond incredible, honestly you look brilliant!" Frisk couldn't help gushing over the ghost. "I'm Frisk by the way, nice to meet you!" Of course she smiled at him.

"O-Oh, hi I'm Napstablook." He offered the smallest of smiles, feeling so much better then before.

Someone seemed to be calling to him, either that or there was someone else named Napstablook. He said his goodbyes and repeatedly thanked Frisk, and floated away his top hat still on his head. Frisk felt her heart feel lighter, she couldn't see how humans could be so rude to monsters. Kindness seemed to be a core part of their beings. After getting all her junk that she needed, Frisk found Sans in the exact same position she left him, his eye sockets were somehow closed and he almost looked like he was asleep.

Frisk plopped all her stuff in the cart, startling Sans awake. She offered an apologetic smile and pushed her cart to get in line. Once they were waiting Sans turned to Frisk, a smirk clearly written over his features.

"i saw that kid," Sans spoke "you and nabsata tiba honest kid i was pretty shocked to see ya be like that." Frisk couldn't help but feel a bit hurt.

"Why?" Frisk tried to ignore the nagging feeling she felt in her chest.

"welp frisk it's pretty simple really," Sans let a genuine smile appear. "i knew that you cared about us and race was never a problem for ya, but it's different seeing it in person frisk." Sans dug his hands even further into his pockets.

"honestly it was hard to believe someone could be that amazing," Frisk felt herself turn red at every word " heh well not anymore obviously."

The fucker winked and Frisk felt her face heat up as every second passed, she hated how Sans just kept laughing at her misery. As the two exited the store bags in arms, Frisk let her mind wander a while just enjoying the presence of Sans. For a skeleton he was giving an awful lot of heat.

"h-hey frisk?" Sans timidly asked "so uh since we both gotta go into work with ol' fluffy buns, wanna go with me and my bro to work?" Frisk's eyes lit up in excitement, she longed to meet the other skeleton.

"That sounds amazing, I've been dying to officially meet Papyrus, you don't mind me intruding do you?" Frisk didn't want to make the wrong impression after all.

"course not, pap'll love ya who wouldn't?" Sans didn't even register what came out of his mouth, Frisk had already heard it.

"W-Wait, what did you say?" Frisk tried to act as if it were no big deal, except the fact that is was anything but not a big deal.

Sans realizing what had slipped his mouth (erm?) and tried to play it off as if it were nothing. His blush was in no way helping his case.

"well um i-i mean sure, course cause since you're goin' to be the new ambassador and all i mean of course they'll love ya." Sans mentally slapped himself.

Mental note: It is impossible not to embarrass himself in front of Frisk.

Frisk couldn't help but find herself flattered, I mean how often does one get complimented on a daily basis? For Frisk it usually happens once in a blue moon when she leaves her house, maybe she really should lay off the fanfics for a while. Once they made it Frisk's house, she offered to cook for them both. Company sounded like heaven to her.

" nah, i wouldn't wanna bother ya, besides i think ya dragged me away for enough time don't ya think?" Sans winked his eye socket just to see Frisk blush.

"Oh you poor soul, how dare I torture you with my company." Frisk jokingly bumped her shoulder into Sans, who dramatically fell over lying on the floor.

"welp hope you're happy, i'm dead." Came Sans muffled voice.

"So now no one to tell knock knock's with?" Frisk giggled, decided to play along.

"nope."

"No one to lend me their jacket?"

"definitely nope."

"So I can't ride on the subway with anyone?"

"uh-."

"AND there's no one to kiss goodnight?"

"wait wha-."

"Well that's okay with me then, goodnight Sans!"

Frisk gave a final wave before entering her home, she kept her window open to see Sans talking to himself. A distinctive "fuck it, me, and fuck" was heard from the skeleton, Frisk watched in anticipation as Sans teleported. It was in the blink of an eye, it happened so fast that if one weren't paying attention they would have missed it completely. Frisk felt chills run up her spine as she stared at the spot where Sans was just a moment ago.

This called for so much binge watching, and less fanfiction.