All through the next day, after the customers left. The host club tried this again…
"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes." Kyoya smiled… "The hosts clubs shadow king." thought Haruhi.
"Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special." Hikaru asked, earning a punch from her cross dressing dad as he entered the host club for some reason.
"Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you…" Kaoru said, holding up a note book and a pencil.
"You must be a Snickers, cause you satisfy me" Honey said, looking up from his cake.
"You are so beautiful, that you made me forget my pick up line" Tamaki said laughing at himself.
"You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right." Hikaru said pointing to Tamaki.
"You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room." Kyoya said, looking up from his laptop.
"Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?" Kaoru asked, looking at all the cake Honey was eating.
"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?" Hikaru asked, earning a hard chase from Tamaki.
"I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!" Tamaki said, holding out a rose.
"You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?" Kaoru asked as Haruhi shivered on the couch.
"Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here! " Mori said. Everyone stopped and stared.
Haruhi looked at the Host club, which they were all bundled together. "I am going home! Tell me when you guys are normal again!" She frowned and left.
"WTF!" The host club said altogether, including Mori!
END
Hello! I finially updated. Hooray!
Wanted to let you know, I have track meets and chorus concerts and stuff, so again a while before the next chapter. Please review!
Rabid
