"I ain't sayin' she's ugly, but she scares the shit outta me. Like, I'm serious y'know? I'm not one to act like a pussy but, man, it's just like she came from planet Badass or something..." Gray said, chills running down his spine.

"I don't know, she just makes me get all fired up, you get what I'm trynna say? She's mega-scary but at the same time all I wanna do is fight her... It's just weird like that."

"Hey, hey, isn't little Natsu feeling all fired up because of Erza?" Gray asked, teasing the rose-haired fire mage for his word selection.

"Yeah... Like, the same way I get fired up with Laxus or Gildarts."

"Dude, honestly, everything you say just sounds so wrong."

"It wouldn't sound wrong if you weren't such a pervert."

"You wanna go, idiot?!"

"Shh... Less talking, more drinking" Natsu said, refilling both of the shooters, which were empty again soon after.

"Talking about sounding wrong... Do you realise we've both been in Lucy's body in a way?" asked Gray with a serious face.

"Yeah, so...?" Natsu replied, getting a little impatient.

"So... Don't you think it was weird that we just, y'know, had boobs? Like really big ones"

"I thought I was the only one that thought that way! I thought we weren't supposed to mention it."

"Whatever, we'll probably forget everything we said after I beat you up anyways."

"But really! Those things are so weird. I don't even know how they can live with them. I don't really see the point of them, to tell you the truth."

"You've gotta be kidding me... I'm sure they have a reason to be. I ain't complaining if there's not, I can't say I dislike them..."

"But no, I'm serious here... picture this: you're in a battle and wild stuff's goin' down, and then you can't run 'cuz your back hurts or they just keep bouncing. I'm just sayin', boobies are nor practical."

"I don't think they really mind the bouncing if serious shit's goin' down... And don't you think it'd be so weird if one day tits just disappeared? I'd de totally freaked out, in a bad way."

"Yeah... I guess... They're so soft though. Why aren't we soft?" Natsu asked "Know what? Forget I said that. I'm a tough guy, no softness needed."

"Everything you say just keeps giving me a weird impression of you... But how the hell do you know how they feel?!" Gray was, once again, freaked by Natsu (or rather, the concept of the so-called dumbass being... ermm... experienced)

"No comments." said Natsu, with a wide grin.

"I think I get an idea... I'm so unlucky, though. First time I get boob action it ain't even voluntary, plus I freeze the poor girl."

"Hahahahaha... You're such a stupid bastard!" said Natsu, now rolling on the floor, "Wait a minute... Didn't you freeze Juvia too?" said Natsu, realisation falling (miraculously) upon him.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU PANSY!" shouted Gray, red with embarrassment.

"Don't worry, man. I feel your pain, not the one of being a total failure, but the one in which boobs just find you, Lille that's your destiny."

Gray stayed silent for a moment, Natsus's words echoing in his mind. Damn right he was!

"Let's have another toast." Gray said, refilling the shooters ONCE AGAIN. "TO BOOBIES!"

"TO BOOBIES!"