It was the third meeting since the "War" started, and word had gotten around. So, naturally, there were bystanders. And you know how sometimes bystanders just can't help but feel left out, so they start their own fight too? Ya well, that's basically what happened here.

Everyone was seated at the meeting, along with random spectating countries. America looked like he was about to hit the play button on the CD player, when a certain voice burst through the room and the doors flung open. "Aniki! Your breasts originated in me! Da-ze~!" China's eyes widened "Korea!? No! Aru-" and he was groped... China sighed as he tried to pry 's hands off of his non-exciting boobs. He almost had him off too, until America stepped in. "Dude, I'm totally the Hero so I'll save you!" Then he began to rush to the other side of the table, to China. But Korea had let go and rushed over to the CD player. He threw the current disk out the window ignoring the sad yet angry looking American. He turned around and pointed dramatically at China "Aniki! This one is for you Da-ze~!" Then he hit play. And China lost all dignity he every had.

~(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady ~

Two lines in and China had facepalmed at Korea's choice of song.

~(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady~

Another two lines in and multiple chuckles started up. Mostly from the Asian countries who failed miserably at hiding those said chuckles.

~Cruised into a bar on the shore

Her picture graced the grime on the door~

He held his face in his hands, moaning. "Why? Why Korea?"

~She a long lost love at first bite

Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right

That's right~

He started lightly bashing his head on the table as the laughter grew "You are all children! No respect, Aru!"

~(That, that)

(That, that)~

The bashing grew.

~Backstage we're having the time

Of our lives until somebody say

Forgive me if I seem out of line

Then she whipped out her gun

And tried to blow me away~

The laughter grew and multiple countries blushed for reasons unknown to the others. But it made sense to most why China was blushing.

~(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady~

China's expression was hidden by his bangs, as he lifted his head from the table.

~(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady~

"Korea..." China stood from the table, his chair moving backwards a little.

~So never judge a book by it's cover

Or who you're going to love by your lover

Love put me wise to her love in disguise

She had the body of a venus Lord imagine my surprise~

The laughter throughout the room spread, capturing even those who wished to restrain themselves. Korea raised an eyebrow, seemingly unfazed "Yes Aniki?"

~(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady~

China raised his head, his hair falling from his face, making the anger in his eyes evident. "Why did you put this song on, Aru!?"

~(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady~

Korea smiled proudly "Because it reminded me of you, Aniki!"

~Baby let me follow you down

Let me take a peek dear~

If you were close enough, you could see China's eye twitch. Whether from Korea's antics or the lyrics of the song, they were unsure. Though most assumed both to be the case.

~Baby let me follow you down

Do me, do me, do me all night~

"You are an idiot, Aru!" Anyone who had some sense of people, or who weren't complete idiots at times, could tell that China was a completely angry.

~Baby let me follow you down

Turn the other cheek dear

Baby let me follow you down

Do me, do me, do me, do me~

Unfortunately for Korea, he wasn't firing on all cylinders at that moment. As the music played on into a guitar solo, China started to walk around the table to Korea.

~Ooh what a funky lady

She like it, like it, like it, like that,

Ooh he was a lady~

Korea wasn't blocking China from the music player, but he headed towards him slowly.

~(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady~

He got closer with each step.

~(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady~

He picked up his wok that he had left on a side table. Some of the nations had stopped laughing a while ago, and more were realizing why.

~(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady~

Korea finally realized that what he had done, probably wasn't the best idea.

~(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady~

But it was too late for him to run. Only a few truly laughed at this point.

~Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady

Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady~

"I'm s-sorry Aniki! I'm sorry!"

~Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady

Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady~

There was the resounding noise of the metal object crashing into South Korea's head. The laughing started up again.

~(That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow~

China hit him once more before he turned towards the music player.

~(That, that) (That, that)~

The song was stopped before it could replay. But China didn't ask to leave. He simply dragged Korea's limp body from the room, then sat down saying "I'm not taking that idiot to a hospital, Aru." Everyone was too stunned to react, but they would forever have the memory of China and that song imprinted into their heads. Because seriously, that dude looks like a lady.