Lincoln was running around Kalos, looking for Mario.
Lincoln: Man, where is he? Let's see, he'd probably be somewhere that's a big deal. The obvious place would be Prism Tower, but it's still being rebuilt. Where else is there?
Lincoln pondered this for a moment.
Lincoln: …That's it!
Lincoln went to the Tower of Mastery in Shalour City.
Lincoln: Oh my Arceus, it's actually him!
Mario ran past Lincoln without noticing him.
Lincoln: Hey Mario, wai…
Lincoln tripped and fell on his face. Mario heard him fall and came back to help him up.
Lincoln (thinking): Holy Bowser, I'm holding hands with Mario!
Mario: Have you seen any Power Moons? I've been looking everywhere. I thought for sure a place called the "Tower of Mastery" would be important enough to have Power Moons in it, but all it had was a really huge Mega Lucario statue.
Lincoln: Power Moons huh? No, I haven't seen any.
Mario: But do you know where any might be? I only need two more to get my ship running.
Lincoln: Uhh…no I don't. In fact, I didn't even know there were any Power Moons in this world. But I would LOVE to help you look.
Mario: Alrighty, Lincoln! I'll go that way, you go some different way!
Lincoln: Wait! How on earth did you know my name?
Mario: I've seen your show. I don't know why that brother of yours hates it so much. He must have horrible taste.
Lincoln really enjoyed hearing Mario say that. A lot.
Lincoln: You know Mario, we really prefer not to call him our "brother."
Mario: Why?
Lincoln: Oh you know, because he's a horrible person and all that.
Mario: Ok then.
Mario & Lincoln ran off in different directions to go look for Power Moons.
*montage of M&L (the L doesn't stand for Luigi LOL) looking for Power Moons*
Lincoln caught back up with Mario. Still, no one had found a Power Moon.
Cappy: This is absurd. How can it be this difficult just to find a couple of moons?
Lincoln: Tell me about it.
Mario: I wish Talkatoo was here. We clearly need a hint right now.
?: Dudes!
Mario and Lincoln were both surprised that Ninja Squirtle Michelangelo came out of nowhere.
Mikey: You don't need no silly Flying thing. I can give you a hint.
Cappy: How could you possibly know where a Power Moon is?
Mikey: Because when you eat pizza as much as I do, you can know whatever you want, whenever you want. That's a scientific fact.
Lincoln: I'm pretty sure it's not.
Mikey: Oh, okay. I guess you don't want my hint then.
Mikey started to walk away. Mario threw his hat at him, capturing him. Mario stayed in Mikey for a second then came out.
Mario: I know where it is.
Mikey: Hey! I don't like you reading my mind. Okay?
Cappy: Well you should have just given us the hint then.
Mikey: I was going to. I just wanted…I can't remember what I wanted. It was probably pizza. I'm gonna go get some.
Mikey left.
Lincoln: So where's the moon, Mario?
Mario: It's somewhere in Centrico Plaza.
Cappy: Centrico Plaza? How is that possible? We already looked there.
Mario: There must be a place there we didn't look.
Everybody thought about this for a moment.
Cameraman: Mario, did you look in Prism Tower?
Mario: Of course.
Cameraman: Well maybe it's UNDERNEATH Prism Tower.
Mario: Hhhm…that could be.
Cappy: I don't know. I'm still not convinced that guy actually knew where the moon was.
Lincoln: Me either. But at this point I say it's worth a try.
Mario: Alrighty! Let's-a go!
Lincoln: I know it's not that far, but can we fly there in the Odyssey? I'm tired of running around.
Mario: Then I'll do the running for you.
Mario captured Lincoln.
Mario, inside of Lincoln, ran towards Prism Tower. The cameraman and boom operator dropped their equipment in shock.
Cameraman: …..Did I just record footage…..or what I think I recorded footage of?
Boom operator: Yes. Yes you did.
Cameraman: Best. Loud House episode. Ever!
