Sorry my chapters have been a little short lately. Unless you want them to be short. I've had a bunch of free time lately thus I can write more! Hurray!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Twilight Saga or any of the characters! Stephenie Meyer does!
When the day that the Olympic people choose who goes, we all got chosen! I was so excited! I was finally fulfilling my lifelong dream! They shipped us all off on a big plane to our Olympic destination... New Zealand! I kept talking to the guy next to me about all my Olympic stuff and he seemed really bored and kept saying he wanted to go to sleep or something like that. Why did he want to sleep at one in the morning was my question. When we got to our destination, he ran away from me so quickly that I was thinking about recommending him for track myself!
We were lucky that it happened to be raining that day and Alice was really ticked off at me because it was going to be sunny later so we wouldn't even be able to compete! I came up with a brilliant idea and we all got spray tans! I like being orange! Later when the sun came out, we didn't even sparkle so I was very happy.
Jazz and I went over to the stadium the day before the competition started. Some doctor-y guy came up to us with a big needle and said he had to test our blood to make sure we weren't doing drugs. Jazzy and I looked at each other and I laughed really loudly while Jasper hit me in the back of the head. The doctor guy looked really confused and Jazz and I told him we both randomly got a call at the same time and had to step out for a minute.
"Quick! Hunt the first non-human you see!" Jasper yelled at me and we ran around. The first non-human I found was a sheep. There were actually a lot of sheep around there now that I think about it. In a couple minutes we went back to the stadium and when I asked Jazz what he hunted, he said he had a sheep too! How ironic!
When we went back in, the guy with the big needle tried to poke through my skin with its pointy tip but unsuccessful.
"I'm a certified doctor, let me do it." I told him and jammed the needle into my arm. It worked! We managed to fill both of the syringes with enough blood and I held Jazzy back from attacking the doctor guy who was holding it. That would not make us look very good if some crazed guy jumped on you and drank his own blood.
The doctor guy did some stuff with it in a lab and came back out looking slightly worried.
"It doesn't appear that you take drugs." I just nodded.
"No sir." Jasper said.
"Yes... but it seems as though... as though... as though you're... are you sheep?"
"No sir." Jasper said again. I giggled like a little girl.
"Baaaahhh..." I said softly to Jazz and he elbowed me.
"Ok then... you can go in." We'd successfully passed the test! Yay! As we walked through the slidey doors into the arena, I heard our doctor talk to another doctor about our sheep disease. "Hey... wasn't that guy's eyes a different color before..." He mumbled but dismissed it. "Crazy kids."
After we checked out the arena, each of our individual coaches took us to a hotel and gave us a roommate. I'm pretty sure one mine was a sheep. I wondered idly if I'd used his brother's blood. Maybe he did drugs... Would I have gotten in if that sheep did drugs...?
Later, the coaches took all of us out for dinner and all of my jacked weightlifting buddies ordered hard core meals so I copied them. When I got my food, it looked really gross but I took a bite anyways and it tasted really gross too. My weightlifting buddies laughed at me when I didn't eat anything. I couldn't wait to see their faces when I crushed them! Mwa ha ha ha!
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