"mmnga," Tobey woke to a delicious scent entering his notsrils. "Food!" He went to jump out of his bed like he usually does except, he fell. "Oww!" Tobey muttered. "Since when was my bed so hig- oh yeah, I'm a two year old now." Tobey stared at his hands then clenched them into tiny fists. He sighed and stood up to walk out the door only to find that it was hard to walk. "Just great." He went along walls of the hallway, he noticed it helped him keep his balance better, Then he saw the stairs. Oh how steep they looked. Gulping he turned around and started down feet first on his belly.

Sid had came out of the kitchen to wake up Tobey to eat when he saw the kid halfway down the stairs backwards on his stomach. "Pfft, need a little help shrimp?"

The infant froze and turned around slowly making sure one hand was clutching the stairs before throwing back an insult. "I'm perfectly fine thank-you, hmph!" He then went back to his slow but progressing journey down the stairs.

"Okay then, but your food's gonna get cold." Sid tauntingly said smirking.

On hearing the word 'Food' Tobey spun around forgetting where and how small he was. "FOOD!?" He said grinning. Suddenly as though in slow motion he fell backwards, his small hands reached as far as they could only to grasp at air. "Help." Was all he could utter wide eyed.

"Tobey!" Sid put Nana's training to good use as he flew threw the air grabbing hold of the child as he fell. Sid hit his head on the bottom step but all he was worried about was Tobey, little kids are fragile after all! "Tobey! Are you okay!? Does it hurt anywhere!?" Sid cried holding little Tobey in a death grip. "Oh my god, You're bleeding!"

"Idiot, that's your blood! Oww, your hands are hurting me!" Tobey whined pulling at Sid's hands.

"Huh? Mine?" Sid released Tobey to feel his forhead. His fingers came back coated in blood. "Ouch."

"Well that was scary!" Tobey said shaking a bit before scampering off into the kitchen. "Siiid! Where's the food?"

Sid sighed, "He just fell down the stairs and all he can think about is food, it figures."

"Tobey come here." Sid called. "Say ahh."

Tobey cocked his head to the side, "Ahh?" Sid grabbed his chin, looked in his mouth and sighed again. "Just as I thought, you don't have many teeth."

"EH!?" Tobey exclaimed. "B-but what does that matter?"

"You won't be able to chew properly, You'll have to drink milk or something out of one of the bottles Mrs. Chen gave us." Sid replied, he knew Tobey wasn't gonna like that though.

"No way!" The child refused. "I'm not gonna drink from a bottle! I want REAL food!"

"Sorry Tob, You will probably choke." Sid said feeling bad for his friend. "Maybe this'll teach you not to eat Nana's cookies like that."

Groaning, Tobey took the bottle he was offered and shoved the rubber nipple in his mouth. "So not fair." He grumbled.

Sid sat down across from tobey and started eating. He made it a point to finish fast so that Tobey wouldn't be tempted. Suddenly Sid's cell rang.

"Hello?" He answered. "Sue?"

"Hey, how are ya'll doing?" She asked. Sid could tell she had him on speaker phone. "Enjoying your bonding time?"

"Why yes, we are!" Sid replied sarcastically. "Such a grand time!"

Across from him Tobey stared at Sid's face sucking on his bottle. 'God how can babies drink this stuff!?' He yelled in his mind. "Give me the phone." He said in mono tone holding out his pudgy hand bottle in the other.

Sid stared at him for a couple of seconds then handed him the phone. Tobey's small fingers could barely hold the phone but he managed. Clearing his throat he started talking in the most cutesy wutesy baby voice could manage. "Mommy, is that you? Why did you leave me with Uncle Sid? Can you take me to see Daddy again? Please?"

Both of the boy's heard Barney's voice on the other end asking Sue what the kid on the phone was talking about, then Sue explaining that she didn't know. "Is that Uncle Barney? Hi Uncle Barney!" Tobey continued. It took all he had for Sid not burst out laughing.

"SID! TOBEY! CUT IT OUT!" Sue screamed through the phone. The boys burst out laughing at the fuming girl.

"Aww, come on Sue! It's just a little pay back!" Tobey laughed. They then heard a continuing beeping signaling that Sue had hung up. "She hung up." Tobey said handing the phone back over to Sid.

"Dude what's up with you?" Sid asked smirking. "You seem a little, ticked off."

"I'm drinking Milk," Tobey said slamming his bottle on the table. "out of a bottle!"

"Is it really that bad?" Sid asked taking the bottle and drinking from it.

"Hey!" Tobey blushed. "What are you doing!?"

"Ai-yah! It really is bad!" Sid cried sticking his tongue out.

"Told you so!" Tobey said laughing. Soon after Sid started laughing too. "I'm bored, let's watch T.V.!"

"You're such a kid!" Sid said getting up to turn on the T.V..

"Uh, hello?" Tobey said throwing his bottle at Sid. "I am a kid at the moment."

Sid caught the bottle without turning around, he was to engrossed in the News on T.V.. "Shh! listen!"

~*~*~*

News Woman: "There have been reports of strong winds uprooting small buildings and trees all around China Town."

Witness: "It was red I tell ya! Red! That ain't no wind, it's a demon! It demolished my home, Where am I an' mister Fluffy gonna go!?" The man then proceeded to hold a mangy cat up in front of the camera.

News Woman: I am Lucey Yang Reporting live on 44th street.

~*~*~*

"This reeks of Kong Li!" Sid said aloud.

"Oops, sorry, I think that's me!" Tobey piped up sheepishly. "Milk does that to me, hehe!"

"...ew."